Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Somerville Dan]

You’re spiraling again, child. OOPSIE DOODLES!

 

[grey area]

Pat is literally the most unemployable person ever, and it's not just because his retard status is confirmed. He's a lazy fat fuck that has coasted through life with the bare minimum effort required to survive. He exists to consume, a porcine idol to sloth. The best thing he could do for anybody is cease to exist as fast as possible.

 

[Figger Nucker]

His shitty HS record just makes me want to know more about his parents and homelife/teen years

No, child, my father didn't torture black children in the basement while making me watch. You see, child, that is something I learned to do all on my own.

 

[OopsieDoodles]

Another OnA refugee here.
Doesn't look like the old forum is coming back anytime soon so I finally made an account here. Has Fatrick gloated about OnA Forums disappearing because of Boomia?

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Maybe all this years his denial about his obesity was because he was doing the division wrong in the BMI formula. Glad that Raven and Thomas had a second, better son to make up for this failure.

hey FATASS, is anyone publishing and distributing the leaked SCOTUS draft comitting a crime too? This 1.7 GPA retard should've payed closer attention to the First Amendment in civics class, would've saved him a ton of money on the lolsuit.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I really wonder where Dan got the transcript from, because not too many people could have that.

Could it just be some employee in the WI school system stumbled upon Pat and decide to look him up in their files? or was it someone closer? Pat has a brother right?

 

[AprilRains]

I really wonder where Dan got the transcript from, because not too many people could have that.

Could it just be some employee in the WI school system stumbled upon Pat and decide to look him up in their files? or was it someone closer? Pat has a brother right?

I'm wondering if the ex-wife was involved.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

we definitely need more leakers from the time of his first marriage, his hometown etc. I've never encountered a hilarious, grotesque failure quite like Fatrick and I'm so curious to know what the ingredients are that produce such a uniquely horrendous result.

I’m amused by anyone that is somehow a bigger fuck up than Chris Chan.

 

[James done did it]

Chris, a literal diagnosed retard, somehow managed to complete an associate's degree and probably had a comparable if not higher GPA to Patti.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

No child, he was left behind.

 

[SixPennyWalnut]

I’m amused by anyone that is somehow a bigger fuck up than Chris Chan.

I’ve never really enjoyed reading about Chris. It’s too absurd, too weird and too depraved. It doesn’t feel grounded in reality or something. I just don’t want anything to do with him.

Patrick is a fat retard and an abrasive dickhead but he probably could just pay child support, get a dead end job and stop being cunty to everyone but makes a concerted effort not to.

Plus he’s always stepping on hilarious rakes like Sideshow Bob and it’s just endlessly entertaining.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris, a literal diagnosed retard, somehow managed to complete an associate's degree and probably had a comparable if not higher GPA to Patti.

I bet if you compared the vocabulary Chris uses to what Rick uses, you'd find that Rick has even more paucity of language because most of the things he says are literally just the same sentence spammed over and over like a retard.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

Think of just how different his life would’ve been if he heeded advice and stopped responding to the the trolls years ago? He would still just be that annoying guy on twitter who writes shitty sci-fi books and pretends to be somebody. But no worse off than before his nightmare began.

Now, his entire lie of a life has been laid bare for all to see, from giving up responsibility of his own child right down to his shitty grades from high school. Every little thing he says or does is relentlessly mocked. His career being an author has been publicly destroyed. Every possible move he makes to somehow remedy his situation blows up in his face spectacularly. All because his narcissism won‘t allow him to not have the last word.

Fatrick is almost a modern aesop fable. A tale of what not to do in our modern world. Hell, if he could objectively look at his situation, dig deep within himself and write honestly about it, he might actually have a good book in him.

He actually loves this shit. I don't know if it was calculated at first but it is now. Rascals make him the victim he badly wants to be.

 

[Helium Bubble]

I'm wondering if the ex-wife was involved.

I thought the same thing. Or Nikki's decided to drive him to suicide for the insurance payout.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Chris, a literal diagnosed retard, somehow managed to complete an associate's degree and probably had a comparable if not higher GPA to Patti.

CWC had at least a 3.0 because he made it onto the Honor Roll but not the Distinguished Honor Roll.

Fatrick is just built different. Probably spent more time thinking about food and his delusions about being a sci-fi author than actually focusing on his work.

He probably decided to write sci fi because it has the word science in it.

 

[Helium Bubble]

Phil could eat a sheet of blotter acid and a mason jar full of bennies and shit something that would win a Hugo back when it mattered.

TBH I kinda thought that's what he was doing already, what with all the psychic stuff and other weirdness in his books.

 

[Law]

I’ve never really enjoyed reading about Chris. It’s too absurd, too weird and too depraved. It doesn’t feel grounded in reality or something. I just don’t want anything to do with him.

Patrick is a fat retard and an abrasive dickhead but he probably could just pay child support, get a dead end job and stop being cunty to everyone but makes a concerted effort not to.

Plus he’s always stepping on hilarious rakes like Sideshow Bob and it’s just endlessly entertaining.

I agree. Chris Chan just makes me feel sad and nauseous.
Patrick, however. He sees clapping back at stalker childs as righteous acts of internet holy war. He will never stop, he's said so himself.
The only victims in this dopey crusade are the minutes of my day, and the barstools at Hooligans. It's so childish, so silly, you can't help but laugh.

Phil could eat a sheet of blotter acid and a mason jar full of bennies

Modern sci-fi writers don't do enough drugs. I would love a Patrick drug arc.
Can you imagine this dude on acid?

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

I bet if you compared the vocabulary Chris uses to what Rick uses, you'd find that Rick has even more paucity of language because most of the things he says are literally just the same sentence spammed over and over like a retard.

I read one of chris's rambling prison letters. He might not know what half the big words mean, but he certainly seems to have a bigger vocabulary than rick.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Plus he’s always stepping on hilarious rakes like Sideshow Bob and it’s just endlessly entertaining.

I did noT sTep on any rakes, child. Never have, never will.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

That never happened, child. In fact, I got grades so high they had to come up with a special A++ grade just for me, you silly little infant child.

pat's grades were so high it caused a memory overflow in the school computers, causing his A+++ platinum rank to loop around to a D.