DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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I think DDM overlay just adds to the experience.
 
Tony Hawk did a fucking mctwist at 50 years old. Jumped 15 foot into the fucking air on woodens children's toy, flipped around a bit, and lands the shit. He's 50 bro.

Phil you just suck at video games. It has nothing to do with muscle memory or being worn out. You just suck. You're not to old to play fucking sf2t or whatever the fuck. You just suck.

Tom Brady the same age as you practically this nigga out here gearing up for another year. And he's getting hit by 400lb monsters. Dude still got a smile on his face and a passion for the sport.


People passion about shit, don't get burned out, they just find new ways to inspire themselves. You're just shit. You suck. It's not cause your old. Or brittle. You play fucking children's game shittly. You struggled with I am fish. My son plays that shit. He's 5. He better than you.

It's just rich he claims burnout. 200+ hours in 2 fucking vanilla skyrim playthroughs. Playing the same shitty bugged dead SF collection every week. Yeah no shit your getting burnt out when you've done the same fucking thing forever. Normal people change things when they feel burnt out. Not continue to do the same shit lazily.
 
this netflix rant is really the babbling of a mentally unstable complete fucking moron mental patient, I'm waiting for him to rip out his fillings to stop netflix from beaming stranger things into his head
 
And this is the reason he will NEVER go back into the job market. Nobody would hire this lazy slob and his work efficency would be in the negative. Probably also complaining and snitching colleagues like he did in his early job career
I have to admit the fact that Phil is going to have to beg for the rest of his life does make me smile. It's a good self made hell for all the years of scamming and lying he's done.
 
The fuck happened in 81-82? Did Reagan spike the water supply? Did MTV actually ruin America? Because thats Keemstar, Phil, Dr. Disrespect, Moviebob, Dobson, CWC and thats just off the top of my head. I feel like I am forgetting someone too. But its fucking weird that so many fucking Lolcows are like the same age.

EDIT: I remembered! Jim Sterling I'm pretty sure is in that same class too
As someone in that age range, our formative years in the late 90s came when changes to the clown world we now inhibit just started taking place. We were raised on hopes and ideals about a society that ceased existing.
 
I'm just catching up, so I'm sorry if I missed this in discussion from yesterday, but there may have been a mild fuckup with the Burnt Zapado Behind the Scenes Tip yesterday.
While checking his email for BZ's tip, Phil initially reads something that he thinks is BZ, but then catches himself and says "Is this you, the- the... no that's not it" before moving on to ask if the $10 tip was him.
Phil can obviously quickly identify recent direct tips to his Paypal in his email because it did not take long to find BZ's tip and the amount. So whatever he was looking at first must have looked similar by the subject line... perhaps another direct Paypal tip?
How much do you want to bet that first thing that he was going to read was for a $25 tip from one prolific OMM? Before realizing that it was OMM's tip, not BZ's and moving on to the more recent email.
This could be yet another clue that Phil receives his tithe from OMM as early as prestream and then deliberately hides it until break.

Baseless speculation? Yeah, absolutely.
Unnecessary lack of transparency from Phil who has proven himself untrustworthy? Most definitely.
No reason not to speculate then.
 
Baseless speculation? Yeah, absolutely.
Unnecessary lack of transparency from Phil who has proven himself untrustworthy? Most definitely.
No reason not to speculate then.
He has proven time after time that this is the exact way he should be approached, and the things he does should be nitpicked and speculated over since more often than not we turn out to be right

Also about the begging tweet - it's borderline impressive how he's pignotized himself into e-begging this blatantly in such a casual way. And there were times he was offended being called a beggar, now we call it "crowdfunded individual" and its a badge of honor on a cum-stained vest...
 
He has proven time after time that this is the exact way he should be approached, and the things he does should be nitpicked and speculated over since more often than not we turn out to be right

Also about the begging tweet - it's borderline impressive how he's pignotized himself into e-begging this blatantly in such a casual way. And there were times he was offended being called a beggar, now we call it "crowdfunded individual" and its a badge of honor on a cum-stained vest...
"It's not begging it's business" and he does it since he started on Youtube as he had a Paypal link in his videos.back then.
 
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