Megathread Transbian Dating Profiles - 'Totes valid trannies on the prowl for poon, now with no fluff or walls of text from Reddit.

I get that shaving can be a pain, but there's shit like hair removal creams if you're that lazy.

Granted, AFAIK laser hair removal does require a small amount of hair growth prior to the procedure, I'm not wholly sure why, maybe so they know where to use the laser itself, but I doubt this person's going to be growing their beard out for laser therapy whilst still going out on dates.
The way the laser treatment works is that it fries the fuck out of anything it perceives as dark. A dark hair leading to a follicle with some dark pigment inside that the device can detect through light skin is needed for the process to work so it can destroy the follicle. It only works on fair-skinned people and then only on their dark hairs. Darkies can't get it done because it just burns their flesh, and aryan women can only get it done on very select areas due to most of our hair not being even remotely dark enough, even on the calves. Even tanned white people with black hair can't get it done, last I checked. There might be more than one method for laser hair removal or this version of it may have been improved on, but this is the only one I'm familiar with. Some buttfuck insane people use this method to "erase the appearance" of blood vessels, but that's a whole other kind of crazy.

That TIM looks like he should be an okay candidate for the procedure, I think- but it is still pretty expensive.
 
The way the laser treatment works is that it fries the fuck out of anything it perceives as dark. A dark hair leading to a follicle with some dark pigment inside that the device can detect through light skin is needed for the process to work so it can destroy the follicle. It only works on fair-skinned people and then only on their dark hairs. Darkies can't get it done because it just burns their flesh, and aryan women can only get it done on very select areas due to most of our hair not being even remotely dark enough, even on the calves. Even tanned white people with black hair can't get it done, last I checked. There might be more than one method for laser hair removal or this version of it may have been improved on, but this is the only one I'm familiar with. Some buttfuck insane people use this method to "erase the appearance" of blood vessels, but that's a whole other kind of crazy.

That TIM looks like he should be an okay candidate for the procedure, I think- but it is still pretty expensive.
They need to invent some machine that just does the entire body all at once. Finally the age of naked mole-rat-men can commence!

Seriously though I will never understand why something as minor as laser hair removal is so expensive, aside from perhaps the cost of the machines or equipment, but even then with how popular the hairless look is, I'd think they'd be more than capable of covering their expenses. In the end it just makes people buy shitty at-home laser hair removal kits from Amazon or Alibaba, which do more harm than good. I'm not even talking about lasering for trans women, I know plenty of cis women with moustaches that out do most men.
 
>its 2028
>cisgender lesbians have to form underground speakeasys just to date each other
>the threat of tranny federal agents cracking is ever present
>they are having drinks, playing pools and darts, listening to Tracy Chapman like the good ol' days
>suddenly the power is cut
>the sound of a explosion on the roof
>the tranch spec op troon SWAT comes rappelling from the roof
>"HANDS OVER YOUR HEADS AND GET ON YOUR KNEES TERFS" screams delta squad 1 leader
>suddenly a troonsquad elite firesquad teammember shrieks in pain
>"THEY ARE MISGENDERING! I REPEAT MISGENDERING! OPEN FIRE"
>Waco style massacre
they voted for this
 
>its 2028
>cisgender lesbians have to form underground speakeasys just to date each other
>the threat of tranny federal agents cracking is ever present
>they are having drinks, playing pools and darts, listening to Tracy Chapman like the good ol' days
>suddenly the power is cut
>the sound of a explosion on the roof
>the tranch spec op troon SWAT comes rappelling from the roof
>"HANDS OVER YOUR HEADS AND GET ON YOUR KNEES TERFS" screams delta squad 1 leader
>suddenly a troonsquad elite firesquad teammember shrieks in pain
>"THEY ARE MISGENDERING! I REPEAT MISGENDERING! OPEN FIRE"
>Waco style massacre
they voted for this
With the situation with Roe v. Wade and talk of senators wanting to nix bills surrounding gay rights, we're actually moving farther ad father away from this reality.

I will never understand homophobic legislation. People aren't going to stop fucking each other just because it's illegal.
 
With the situation with Roe v. Wade and talk of senators wanting to nix bills surrounding gay rights, we're actually moving farther ad father away from this reality.

I will never understand homophobic legislation. People aren't going to stop fucking each other just because it's illegal.
The pendulum had to swing back around eventually. Since the people affected by these laws are so tightly wound together, are linked to one side, and refuse to separate into their own respective group, it only makes sense the other side would come for everything else too.
 
With the situation with Roe v. Wade and talk of senators wanting to nix bills surrounding gay rights, we're actually moving farther ad father away from this reality.

I will never understand homophobic legislation. People aren't going to stop fucking each other just because it's illegal.
They will stop fucking if they enact capital punishment for being a homo
 
crosspost from Sideshows, @glad vlad
This guy is a minor personal cow of mine. He’s a 33-year-old lawyer in an unspecified red state who used to do criminal law (his story shifts a bit, but he may have worked as a violent crimes prosecutor) and since coming out has changed both his first and last name, because of course deadname, but also because his father is also a noted lawyer and are you even an AGP if you don’t burn every single bridge in your wake?

Now he claims to have moved to a big litigation firm where he is his red state’s first out troon attorney. He would like to specialize in gender affirming name changes, which is not really what I think of when I think of big law litigation but okay.

Until extremely recently, he was an athletic straight man (look at that jawline), married for almost a decade, with two very young children, 1 and 3. Now he’s a beautiful AGP lesbian, y’all. It sounds like he went on hormones without consulting his wife and then dropped the whole bomb on her about three months ago. Based wife told him she wanted a divorce, took the kids, and moved far away with full custody. He kind of pretends to be bummed about this but clearly the pursuit of coom comes before all.

“Jill” is exploring ffs and feminization vocal surgery and mentions being extremely suicidal before HRT, but now everything is magical forever!!!

I find him promising.
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found this budding cow on HER
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What a twat. Yes we have a problem with women with penises, that’s why women come out as Lesbian, they’re not into men.

I’m tired of preference being used as a bad thing. Everyone has preferences when it comes to dating and what they find attractive in a partner.
You’re not going to be everyone’s cup of tea so suck it up and accept it like everyone else.

Always interesting to note that while these Troons are busy telling Lesbians they can’t discriminate against them cause they’re women and they should take their dick, they are very confident in what they think a woman looks like.
They never Troon out, and date men, it’s always women and they’re lesbians.
Wonder why that is….

Also, I doubt there’s many actual Lesbians in that group.

It’s also amusing how many answer the Sub/Dom question like it’s a inherent part of being a Lesbian.
What instructional manual did they read before declaring themselves a Lesbian, clearly the first step is deciding if you’re a sub or a Dom.

The recurring (barely) sublimated theme of "I have normal preferences and standards but...not really, I'll take anyone who'll touch me" is kind of becoming my favorite one.
This is 100% true, back when I had the insane idea that dating apps were a good idea (yeah I know) I joined Her, the Troons were overwhelming and took up a lot of the swipes there was a few times I accidentally swiped right instead of left.

In the few instances that happened there was a message from them very soon afterward. (Like minutes)
It was far quicker than any response by any woman on any dating app I’ve had, lol
 
They never Troon out, and date men, it’s always women and they’re lesbians.
Wonder why that is….
Idk oftentimes they troon out and date other TiMs, but I do wonder if they're actually attracted to each other or if they're just the equivalent of prison gay because no actual female will date them.
 
Sooner or later, there won’t be any real women left on these lesbian dating apps after the troons have scared them all off. That means the beautiful trans queens will be forced to date each other, and you all know how much they despise their own kind.

There really should be a trans exclusionary dating service, I feel so bad for lesbians being pushed out of their own spaces and being shamed for not wanting to suck ladydick ™.
Not sure if it's been mentioned before, but there was actually a dating site that tried using ai to make sure only women used it

Of course, people complained of it being transphobic
 
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