DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
wahkando said:
They also got 2 strikes on Aqua teal.
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Damn one of my favorite detractors. Hope she survives.
LieLieFyre said:
I could swear he has used that "slowest stream all year" for like 3 times in the past month.
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Every stream has probably been slower than the last in his mind. For any normal person this is a sign their business is failing and something needs to change fast. For the pigroach it means people are selfish dickheads who want him to suffer.
 
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Lmfaooooo

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He has thousands of games available to play on multiple systems that aren't the Xbox and he decides to do non-gameplay content. He's getting so lazy he doesn't even want to bother playing a game anymore.
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
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"Doing some kind of react content?"

Jesus Christ, Phil is such an unprincipled man, holy shit. It's like every year that passes he becomes more and more someone his past self would make fun of.

Honestly, the only thing that I can't ever see happening is Phil accepting that he is a gacha addict and adding the option "Playing WWE Champions?" on a tweet like that. Every other principle that he has ever (allegedly) stood by has been betrayed already.

The balancing-TP-on-head, bubble-blowing, react-content-producing children's entertainer ghoul that Phil now is is exactly the kind of person that old Phil would mockingly call a faggot.

People talk about whether or not we'll ever see Phil die on stream one day, but I've just now realized that we've been seeing this shell of a man die for years now. One dollar tip at a time. Death by a thousand cuts bucks. Rest in tips, Phil.
 
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Phil you self admitted nigger you might have an old PC but we both know you have both fraps and steam on it- it's in your earlier videos like the TF2 shit you did. You don't need a water-cooled super computer to download some ROMs and set up an emulator like any normal person can do in thirty minutes IF they're fucking with the settings to their liking. Or plug in one of your older consoles and finish a game you dropped and never returned to, like how you quit FNAF at like night 2. Maybe try to go back to games you bored/rage/wage quit like Lords of the Fallen, Divinity OS 2, Furi, Darkest Dungeon. Fuck it, check out an idle game or a visual novel so you can just burp while making shit jokes and resign yourself to the prison of mediocrity being your highest achievement- milk some weebs dry by having top tippers pick routes or next VN if its the final stream you're doing on one.

Instead you do a QnA. A QnA for a person whose main source of human interaction is Khet telling you to shut up like your old neighbors used to. Because you're slow on the uptick and are severely autistic to the point of being unable to understand hypotheticals and adapt to changes that don't involve a shit joke, chewing nails when a minority comes on screen, or ignoring that women and relationships exist because you have a 'wife' and are 'too machoor' for romance in video games.

There's react channels that go from SsethTzeentach or Internet Historian to different kinds of weebshit or even music, food and memes. Even fucking XQC and Asmongold just dick around on the internet to find shit to talk about. Meanwhile Mr. Variety Schtreemer has two modes: predetermined video game or hours of water cooler talk, sometimes between him eating on camera right next to the fucking mic. Pathetic.
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Phil wants to do reaction content, but doesn't want to be labelled or called a reaction content streamer. I never thought his stupidity would surpass his laziness, but here we are.

Also, thanks to @TJGamebox, we now know why Phil has been begging hard this past while. Well, we all know, actually.

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Why not? Him being a reaction streamer would be his wet dream, literally get paid just to watch stuff. He doesn't even need to pick the content himself, his fans can donate to get him to watch what they want him to react to. He might end up earning more shekels by doing less "work".

He has a fanbase that throws money at him just to put on clothes, i'm pretty sure they will throw money at him to make a couple of soyboy faces at some random videos.
 
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TyrasGuard said:
Why not? Him being a reaction streamer would be his wet dream, literally get paid just to watch stuff. He doesn't even need to pick the content himself, his fans can donate to get him to watch what they want him to react to. He might end up earning more shekels by doing less "work".

He has a fanbase that throws money at him just to put on clothes, i'm pretty sure they will throw money at him to make a couple of soyboy faces at some random videos.
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Who doesn't want the DSP take on the Supreme Court leaks?
 
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TyrasGuard said:
Why not? Him being a reaction streamer would be his wet dream, literally get paid just to watch stuff. He doesn't even need to pick the content himself, his fans can donate to get him to watch what they want him to react to. He might end up earning more shekels by doing less "work".

He has a fanbase that throws money at him just to put on clothes, i'm pretty sure they will throw money at him to make a couple of soyboy faces at some random videos.
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"reactionary content is one of the laziest forms of content" Phil has a knack for becoming the type of person he hates....when money is presented to him. "realest guy in the internet" what a fucking poser...

Also his original justification for his DTRH reaction stream not being bad was that he had a lot of "knowledge" about it since him and Wings are similar. However with this one he knows jack shit, so I guess even that excuse doesn't work.
 
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Guess i'm toxic now! said:
"reactionary content is one of the laziest forms of content" Phil has a knack for becoming the type of person he hates....when money is presented to him. "realest guy in the internet" what a fucking poser...

Also his original justification for his DTRH reaction stream not being bad was that he had a lot of "knowledge" about it since him and Wings are similar. However with this one he knows jack shit, so I guess even that excuse doesn't work.
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Excited to see his reaction of the Final Fantasy house
 
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Surly Muppet said:
How much do you want to bet that first thing that he was going to read was for a $25 tip from one prolific OMM? Before realizing that it was OMM's tip, not BZ's and moving on to the more recent email.
This could be yet another clue that Phil receives his tithe from OMM as early as prestream and then deliberately hides it until break.
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Why is he trying to hide OMM tip amount? Is it because he's trying to make it appear like he's not getting "support "so he can prompt the viewers to donate? Or is it him simply trying to hide the true amount for the people who track his tips?

Nigel of Ukip said:
Also as a warning to whoever is doing this. This will eventually burn Phil. Someone will lose his YouTube channel, that he worked hard for, and will start going after Phil using the same exceptional methods. And if Phil loses his YouTube, he's done. The same detractor will be a legend, no matter the faggotry used to get Phil's channel nuked. If your goal is to troll guard Phil, it's an awful plan. And if your plan is to just troll detractors, it will backfire because your main boss is the Kiwi Farms and good luck bullying Josh into submission.
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All it would really take is someone to upload his raw livestream before he uploads the footage spliced for the youthbe bot to pick it up and cause Philly a headache
 
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