Why do they always think we want them dead, then we can't laugh at them as much. Is it just projection?
This one, to me, is perfectly illustrative of Pat's academic record and comedy chops. He fails to grasp the obvious part where people aren't sending women and brown people rude messages from Patrick Salami Pepperonison because they're Nazis, but because it's funny to make Pat act like a creepy Nazi. And he's fucking belligerent about his completely incorrect understanding of the situation
Oh my god I would love to read these. I wish there was a way to source them.Can't find it rn but there was a tweet of Pat advising writers about the process to submit pieces to mainstream publications like the NYT/WaPo etc and encourage them to use it. This 1.7 GPA retard regularly writes a bunch of 800+ words rambling essays FOR FREE and sends them to big publications in the off-chance that they'd pick them, then gets offended that they don't care about his irrelevant ass.
He talks like they should even know who he is
Sad that there's a bunch of Pat lore hidden in the servers of the NYT that'll never see the light of day.
In Pat's case? Mostly. He's filled with rage, anxiety, and insecurity at all times. When somebody hurts his feelings in any way, they instantly become a hated enemy, at whom he instantly lashes at out with as much force as he can muster. Which, on Twitter, is very little. But he absolutely wants anybody who makes him angry dead.
His mom was the school counselor and apparently was a really overbearing woman in his childhood. It's probably her fault he turned out the way he is.
And probably make enough trouble for the school district that they graduated him anyway, despite his abject failure. This did him absolutely no favors in the long run.
Lol, he must have cancelled his account to scrape together legal funds. Nice fishing for a password share, stupid. I hope his replies are full of links to the password reset form
It's easy to say that, but at some point you just have to suck it up and admit your child is dumb. And you have to make a choice about whether he gets to be among the top 20% of the local retarded kids or if he gets to be socialized with the neurotypicals and ends up where pat did
You don't have to be smart to do better than Pat did. He was failing art class and struggling to pass gym. That's not an intelligence thing that's Pat being lazy, arrogant, and stubborn. All things that can be fixed with a good beating.
When you say it like that, it almost makes him sound like some kind of creepy pervert or something. Well don't worry, I'm sure he doesn't sexualize underage girls in any of his boo... oh, right.
Projection and trying to grift off fake victimhood. Being a victim can be extremely profitable in that sphere of the internet, but it usually only works if you're a tranny or "woman of color."
It's quicker to name science fiction authors equivalent or worse than Patrick, so that's like what, Chuck "Wibbly-Wobbly TIE fighters" Wendig?
The /pol/acks already know, child.
