DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
You’ve clearly never been here for any stream where he knows people other than detractors or his wheelchairs are watching.

Didn’t snort for those sponsored streams, or when he did the quartering interview, or during the wings down the rabbit hole react, and I wanna say he didn’t the few times he brought kat on(might be wrong about that last one)
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Maybe he took his Benadryl on those days duhuhuh
 
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Phil is losing his chatt - the pig went to far this time.
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
People love to perpetuate this claim that he can control his snorts but I've never seen the evidence.
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Aside from all of the examples people gave already, there's the fact that 1/3 of the country has spring pollen allergies, yet no broadcasters besides DSP repeatedly snort flem into the microphone while on TV, radio, or doing a podcast. If you can find anyone else who speaks for a living who repeatedly gargles flem right into the microphone, I'll concede that it's not just a giant fuck-you to his audience.
 
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strandedcastaway said:
Aside from all of the examples people gave already, there's the fact that 1/3 of the country has spring pollen allergies, yet no broadcasters besides DSP repeatedly snort flem into the microphone while on TV, radio, or doing a podcast. If you can find anyone else who speaks for a living who repeatedly gargles flem right into the microphone, I'll concede that it's not just a giant fuck-you to his audience.
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He doesn't just snort all of the time. He is constantly burping and announcing how he has got to take a piss or shit. He is just disgusting and low class. If he made it to 40 like this then he won't change.
 
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TIL - it's the devs are bad cause they don't take into account the guy, DSP, doesn't know the maps and isn't looking where he's going so these maps are horrible since he keeps falling down holes. Also the devs are not only after him with holes buuuuuut they are apparently purposely spawning "the hill" next to the enemy team "constantly" AND the game keeps putting him on sucky teams.

This one match it's like he went down the check list of DSP excuses.
 
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LolCowCentral said:
He doesn't just snort all of the time. He is constantly burping and announcing how he has got to take a piss or shit. He is just disgusting and low class. If he made it to 40 like this then he won't change.
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Out of all the weird conspiracy theories here on the Farms (Kat is gone, Phil is gay, Phil hit on Leanna before she was 18, Kat hates Phil, etc), the one I actually can say I believe is that Phil has, to some degree, a scat fetish.

He loves doing and talking about disgusting shit on stream. And he enjoys describing to a painfully revolting degree scenarios that involve him shitting inside of a person's mouth, or the person sucking a turd out of his asshole, or whatever else. I've never seen someone normal enjoying talking about those things like Phil does. He clearly gets pleasure out of evoking those scenarios in his viewers' minds.

He's just a very disgusting human being, and he likes broadcasting how disgusting he is.
 
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Has someone compiled a list of all his excuses for Halo Infinite?

I tried to put down the ones I could remember.
  • "bad connection"
  • "the connection isn't 30ms, fucking liars"
  • "I did not press may lay," *slaps controller*
  • "my team sucks dooood"
  • "this gun sucks/terrible"
  • "bad map"
  • "whatever you say"
  • "nothing I could do"
  • "I shot him x times and he didn't die"
  • "Did you guys sees that? I did x and it gave me x instead" *shows controller*
  • "it's not skill based matchmaking it's LAHHHHG based matchmaking"
  • " I just spawned"
  • "he was invisible" *skips kill cam*
  • "he was behind me"
  • "uhhhhh grenades do nothing"
  • "he got luuuucky"
  • "I didn't do that!"
  • "This mode sucks"
  • "I don't know the map"
  • "two different guys shooting me at once"
  • "2 v 1 doood"
 
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PieceofShet said:
What happened here? Organic growth happened, thats what.

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So how many begtweet today so far? 4 or 5? Is that a new record?
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organic growth happens in between streams. don't be retarded

and what bizarre shit was that? he randomly "mistakenly" thought he saw the pastryarchy whale and the next minute he gets a tip from him? this is the first tip he's done in quite a while, right? crazy weird coincidence a whale who hasn't ***tipped*** in a long ass time was just lurking in chat? yep. that is a coincidence.
 
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