Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

[Mayor Adam West]

Can’t wait to see just how much they’ll sperg out when the final decision occurs.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Can’t wait to see just how much they’ll sperg out when the final decision occurs.

If you know where to tap into their channels and stupidity you can find it right now. Quite a few are waking up to the 'news' and are filling their pants.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

This reads to me more like a joke, but the neo-pagans are fucking loons so maybe someone takes this seriously.

Let's go visit /x/ again!
I don't know what brought this incarnation of rage comics into existence, but I don't hate it.
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God I love skitzo rage comics. Please never let them stop!

I already have caught some minor salt from some people in my circles that are discussing 'ways to counteract this'. Spells, major efforts via group hexes or effort, and on down. A few dropped some very smug 'We'll make them all pay' statements which just made me instantly wonder why someone who claims to have this much power and influence has not.. you know. Used it.

If I had the power to influence major political/judiciary decisions just by waving my wand and smearing chicken blood on my nipples, I sure as fuck would use it to elect myself to some high-paying but low-responsibility position somewhere.

 

[NoReturn]

More of WvP's response

 

[scathefire]

More of WvP's response
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Have they realized yet that their ideology dictates that this is no longer fundamentally a women's issue but a "uterus-haver" issue? They've already kneecapped their own damn platform.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

At the risk of collecting moai statues, I think that's why RvW is coming under fire. Frame something as a women's issue, people sit up and take notice. Add transgenderism into the mix, and people start thinking you're off your rocker.

 

[Shmuel "Sam" Coinsniffer]

The Satanic Temple is actually the greatest friend of the conservatives: Every time abortion laws are under attack they manage to grift hundreds of thousands from people who are so retarded they thought calling abortion a religious ritual is the One Crazy Trick to Own the Conservatives. When in fact it has never worked. If you're concerned for your reproductive rights, donate to some organization that actually does something other than edgelord and grift women.

 

[Baloney Face]

... calling abortion a religious ritual is the One Crazy Trick to Own the Conservatives.

It's the one crazy trick that convinces them the Satanic Temple is genuinely and dangerously Satanic.

Whereas a sensible person like me knows they are rich weirdos who like to act spooky and fuck a lot. It bothers me to have them volubly on my side.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I'd respect them more if they were theistic Satanists. It'd be easier to believe the "religious ritual" argument if that were the case. But they're explicitly atheist so it looks cynical af.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I'd respect them more if they were theistic Satanists. It'd be easier to believe the "religious ritual" argument if that were the case. But they're explicitly atheist so it looks cynical af.

Satanism, and many other "religions" like Satanism, isn't a system of belief. It's literally just a meme to "own the fundies" or whatever other retarded shit.

 

[The Crow]

I'd respect them more if they were theistic Satanists. It'd be easier to believe the "religious ritual" argument if that were the case. But they're explicitly atheist so it looks cynical af.

Satanism, and many other "religions" like Satanism, isn't a system of belief. It's literally just a meme to "own the fundies" or whatever other retarded shit.

Yeah, the Laveyan variety of Satanists are really just edgy atheists who enjoy trolling Christians. I don't know who's more cringy, the Satanists or the fundies who take them seriously.

 

[GranDuke]

It is basically left-wing version of "sucking dick to own the libs".

 

[Argrabius]

I'd respect them more if they were theistic Satanists. It'd be easier to believe the "religious ritual" argument if that were the case. But they're explicitly atheist so it looks cynical af.

The satanic temple is half a scam half counter culture larpers who desire a common label, why would people whose entire theology is based on individualism and primacy of the self fund or even form a group like this. It just doesn’t make sense, especially since everything they want protected as a religious right is either already protected or never getting protected even with freedom of religion rights.

There’s a reason the loons who take satanism seriously pretty much unanimously denounce the temple as the only thing they agree on.

 

[NoReturn]

Heigh ho, heigh ho,
to the sperg mines we go~

The video in question:

A rare bit of sanity:

The Satanic Temple is actually the greatest friend of the conservatives: Every time abortion laws are under attack they manage to grift hundreds of thousands from people who are so retarded they thought calling abortion a religious ritual is the One Crazy Trick to Own the Conservatives. When in fact it has never worked. If you're concerned for your reproductive rights, donate to some organization that actually does something other than edgelord and grift women.

From WvP's main page today:

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Heigh ho, heigh ho,
to the sperg mines we go~
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The video in question:

A rare bit of sanity:
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From WvP's main page today:
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I don't get why such a sexless group of people are so bent about abortion possibly being banned in some states.

Also, Michigan witches? I suppose next time I go visit my brother, the hunt is on.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I don't get why such a sexless group of people are so bent about abortion possibly being banned in some states.

Because they've been duped into thinking Roe vs Wade wasn't one of the worst cases of federal overreach in modern law.

 

[scathefire]

Because they've been duped into thinking Roe vs Wade wasn't one of the worst cases of federal overreach in modern law.

Most people don't know shit about the nuances of politics, they're fucking stupid. Even the founding fathers knew this, that's why the US isn't a direct democracy where said stupid people have the direct ability to dictate policy.

 

[Ratzinger]

Also, while I could be wrong and it obviously differs by pantheon, I doubt every other pagan religion would be super cool with abortion, though to be fair, its not something I've looked into.

European paganisms tended to be very laissez faire when it came to peoples private conduct, and that included abandoning babies in the woods. You couldn't really force people to bring up children they didn't want and there wasn't that system of orphanages christianity introduced.

 

[NoReturn]

Enjoy

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Enjoy

These women sure go through a lot of effort to find a little peace. Lao Tzu would laugh.