Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[captkrisma]

His needless capitalization of ‘HOPE’ is infuriating. Why the fuck does he insist on doing it? It looks ridiculous and serves not one purpose.

He's trying to establish a new character, so he has to add emphasis, lest you forget the character name.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Did Rob only do a crossover with Jack so he could set up this jab? That's probably not the case, but intentional or not Rob just started a grease fire with this burn.

 

[abobe]

Imagine Jack ripping a door off its hinges in a suicide attempt.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Jack's degrading mental accuity makes him a savage and cowardly beast. He'll only understand actual force, not threat of force.

He'll never admit to trying to take down PC & TLM but it shows on the report who gave you a strike.

Who is he trying to fool other than himself?

 

[thedingledongle]

Imagine Jack ripping a door off its hinges in a suicide attempt.

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What the fuck is he trying to say here? Am I missing something?

 

[captkrisma]

What the fuck is he trying to say here? Am I missing something?

I think Jack is threatening to kill Elon Musk with a pillowcase full of doorknobs!

 

[DeadwastePrime]

I think Jack is threatening to kill Elon Musk with a pillowcase full of doorknobs!

i think his sauce alone would take him out quicker

 

[Remember to dilate]

My beautiful honey Tammy looked so good today    

 

[Super Hans]

What the fuck is he trying to say here? Am I missing something?

I think it's that Jack's implying that Elon's going to get Epstein'ed, but that's way too subtle of a joke for Mushbrain.

 

[BigTsBull]

I was re-reading some of the reviews left on Jacks sauces for a chuckle. I noticed it was being sold by SIM Supply. Which appears to be affiliated with doitbest in some way or another. But the interesting thing is on SIM supply’s website they list the current stock for each of the items. They appear to have over 2,000 single jars across the four varieties of sauce he sells. And that’s not counting the 12 packs they also sell because I’m unsure if those 12 packs are stand alone or torn down to sell as individuals.

 

[captkrisma]

I was re-reading some of the reviews left on Jacks sauces for a chuckle. I noticed it was being sold by SIM Supply. Which appears to be affiliated with doitbest in some way or another. But the interesting thing is on SIM supply’s website they list the current stock for each of the items. They appear to have over 2,000 single jars across the four varieties of sauce he sells. And that’s not counting the 12 packs they also sell because I’m unsure if those 12 packs are stand alone or torn down to sell as individuals.

In retail logistics the 12 packs would be considered stand-alone in case someone wanted to buy in bulk, but also used in case single units flew off the shelf. They should be considered separate from single stock.

EDIT: Jack sold just 97 bottles of sauce between the 4,200 Doit Best stores across the US.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

EDIT: Jack sold just 97 bottles of sauce between the 4,200 Doit Best stores across the US.

I was thinking the same thing. All those quantities are suspiciously close to each other and probably started at 600 each.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

What the fuck is he trying to say here? Am I missing something?

Was this a David Carradine reference?
Elon: "I'm worried the deep state might murder me."
Jack: "Haha yea they'll make it look like you killed yourself while masturbating and hanging yourself from a doorknob haha"
Everyone else: "...what?"

Food family and fun y'all

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

I was watching Cooking with dog and she started doing food reviews of restaurants in Japan. I'm not going to go too in depth, as it's really night and day difference. She blurs the images of people in the background out. I haven't used video editing software for a decade, but how hard is it for Jack to blur people in the background out? Is it a case of slothfulness or just being a stroke brain?

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

EDIT: Jack sold just 97 bottles of sauce between the 4,200 Doit Best stores across the US.

97 bottles of pure disappointment? Well damn, gotta give Jack credit. This venture has impacted more real world dinners than his entire youtube career.

 

[captkrisma]

My lukewarm take: Jack had absolutely nothing to do with the sauces. Take his backstory (a chef gave him the recipie), his disaster of an appearance on the West Texas Investors Club, constantly being placed in retail stores despite not moving product.

It was Jack's gay brother who made the sauce, got the distribution deals, and got Jack on TV. Jack has and always will be just a mouthpiece, and knows nothing about BBQ.

EDIT: For further clarification, when you imagine BBQ sauces, do you envision a cowboy, a kinda chubby guy behind a billowing smoker, or an effeminate gay man? If you chose three, quit lying to yourself.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

EDIT: For further clarification, when you imagine BBQ sauces, do you envision a cowboy, a kinda chubby guy behind a billowing smoker, or an effeminate gay man? If you chose three, quit lying to yourself.

Jack is of course an effeminate gay man, so that is what I visualize when I think of his sauces.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Jack is of course an effeminate gay man, so that is what I visualize when I think of his sauces.

In that case he needs to change the slogan from "the best sauce you'll ever taste" to "the most fabulous sauce you'll ever taste". And then do it up with rainbows and sparkles.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

My lukewarm take: Jack had absolutely nothing to do with the sauces. Take his backstory (a chef gave him the recipie), his disaster of an appearance on the West Texas Investors Club, constantly being placed in retail stores despite not moving product.

It was Jack's gay brother who made the sauce, got the distribution deals, and got Jack on TV. Jack has and always will be just a mouthpiece, and knows nothing about BBQ.

EDIT: For further clarification, when you imagine BBQ sauces, do you envision a cowboy, a kinda chubby guy behind a billowing smoker, or an effeminate gay man? If you chose three, quit lying to yourself.

Come on now, do you think an actual, confirmed homosexual like Charles would sell a product with a label this bland and unremarkable?


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[Sev07]

Come on now, do you think an actual, confirmed homosexual like Charles would sell a product with a label this bland and unremarkable?
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Persecuted Christians literally risking their lives in places where their faith is a crime? No, this verse is about people not liking my YouTube videos.