Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[John Andrews Stan]

Besides, if you were so adamant about real names for these clowns, then you're a fucking hypocrite because you call still George Ouzounian "Maddox".

Spoken like someone who hasn’t read my entire comment history. Calling Dax “Dick” is playing along with his attempts to have plausible deniability — “I’m just pretending to be a pedo defender!” I don’t buy it. You do you, though.

 

[Aquinas]

Ralph is costing Dick Masterson web devs now that could fix up his paypig Fediverse

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that sounds like null

 

[Xarpho]

Calling Dax “Dick” is playing along with his attempts to have plausible deniability — “I’m just pretending to be a pedo defender!” I don’t buy it. You do you, though.

What the fuck are you on? Referring to a troon as their new name doesn't mean you wholeheartedly believe Trans Women Are Real Women(TM), similarly with this guy. He's used that same name for every public appearance including BPITU. Null still uses it, he was on his show for a few years.

No one is debating [[the host of "The Dick Show"]] is a total scumbag and hangs out with CP defenders, and if you read my comments in this thread, I haven't exactly been supportive of him in my posts since at least May as of last year.

Knowing what we do about Dick nowadays, I couldn't help but think that his pants-shitting problem and apparently loose anus might've been from other causes, like getting railed by a strap-on. I have no evidence to prove that his back door has been violated numerous times or if he's into that, but it certainly raised the question.

In BPITU (the original version with Maddox), Dick admitted to almost assaulting a police officer. I don't think he outright said he was drunk at the time, but it was after Halloween night festivities, you know that fucker was absolutely beyond the legal limit (at least, if not on drugs)...

My guess is [referring to Dick's red face in the thumbnail] it has to do with years of heavy alcohol abuse, it’s hitting hard and fast. On one of WATP’s bonus episodes he said something along the lines of “there is no fun alcoholic, you’re just an alcoholic”, which indicated he was aware on some level of the problem but this is a guy who lies to everyone, including and especially himself, so who knows for sure.

In any case, his photo is on a Fox News article covering the protest. Congratulations, Dax, you have joined the illustrious ranks of Getty Images, who have captured you in a greasy t-shirt that says "Criminalize Sobriety".

On the Maddox thread:

Maddox was just a hack writer who was not nearly as smart or talented as he pretended to be. Dick is a serial liar, an alcoholic, and a lech.

On another thread that's vaguely positive of him but framed to avoid confusion:

Dick Masterson should never be used as a source of wisdom, but I do agree on his sentiment of "Once you find something comfortable to wear [like shorts] you will NEVER find that pair again".

 

[Pomniman]

Dick is easier to remember than Dax which doesn't even sound like a real name. No one here actually believes there's any legal or moral distinction between "Dax" and "Dick", it's just that the stage name is more memorable than the real one which sounds like some sort of gay Mexican Dungeons and Dragons character.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I call him Maddax because he’s perpetually butthurt over something. He should rightfully be called Pedodax but it doesn’t quite roll off the tongue like Maddax does.

 

[The Sh]

He has a newsgirl on this episode and they are talking about whether eating shit or cum is worse. She brings up how she heard of a tribe that the young men have an initiation where they have to eat cum, Dick says "its called America First" nobody gets the joke.

 

[LordBasilisk]

I call him Maddax because he’s perpetually butthurt over something. He should rightfully be called Pedodax but it doesn’t quite roll off the tongue like Maddax does.

We could call him Peddax maybe? I'm subpar at portmanteaus myself.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I don't know about changing his nickname, simp still works super well.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

I think the idea that Dick's numbers are artificially inflated to prop up his ego, and the idea that Dick has a dedicated audience of 4,000 autists, retards, pedos and furries giving him $5 each a month because they think he is Internet friends with them are both equally probable tbh.

Remember how much Lowtax was raking in at one point for doing nothing? Remember the time Zoe Quinn was supposed to make an FMV game, raised tens of thousands of dollars on Kickstarter, and then took the money and abandoned the project? If you are unscrupulous, it is not hard to bilk stupid people out of money on the Internet.

the reason its sus is that the numbers remained bizarrely stable until the cuties incident, meaning between 2017 lol suit, and 2020 cuties. no one bothered unsubscribing even though its well known his show declined in quality, beyond that no one from the kill stream fanbase joined either. Dick did all these podcast appearances trying to spread the good word, and going by the numbers it didn't do jack shit.

even if you take the third option of his OG fanbase leaving at exactly the same time people were coming in from the killstream universe at exactly the same rate, that just means Dick fucked himself by switching to having a fanbase of lawyers and other people with disposable income, to NEETs donating with their tugboats,

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know about changing his nickname, simp still works super well.

JuJu the Cow works.

 

[Some Badger]

I use Dick and Dax interchangeably because they are literally the same person. He really is just that easily prone to blind, impotent rage and tries to pass it off as funny by hamming it up Dane Cook style.

 

[Captain Chromosome]

Dax deleted this reply and I can't imagine why

 

[John Andrews Stan]

“Who cares about this movie I have defended nonstop for over a year?” Dax is such a pussy. No wonder Ralph quickly identified him as a kindred spirit.

 

[Pissmaster]

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Dax deleted this reply and I can't imagine why

"Who cares this much about Cuties?"

I quit listening to the show because Dick wouldn't quit spazzing out about Cuties.

 

[LordBasilisk]

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Dax deleted this reply and I can't imagine why

Classic "Unidentified Dilator" Dax. The old REEEE and Delete tactic he and Vito love so much.

 

[Tom Myers]

We have a cow-crossover with Dick vs Merrick

 

[Ralph from Chicago]

During the livestream crossover episodes with Who Are These Podcasts, Herrera shared his screen with Gmail open. Nothing particularly interesting but figured I'd archive it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

During the livestream crossover episodes with Who Are These Podcasts, Herrera shared his screen with Gmail open. Nothing particularly interesting but figured I'd archive it.

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Oh, internet autists, please devote yourselves to using that Samsung confirmation number to fuck with Dax. (I’m not encouraging gay ops, just voicing my preferred outcome.)

 

[InwardsStink]

During the livestream crossover episodes with Who Are These Podcasts, Herrera shared his screen with Gmail open. Nothing particularly interesting but figured I'd archive it.

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My favorite part of the picture is how Dax is using his headphones to push his hair forward in an attempt to cope with his disappearing hairline.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

My favorite part of the picture is how Dax is using his headphones to push his hair forward in an attempt to cope with his disappearing hairline.

He’s been doing this for the past couple of years at LEAST. It’s like seeing an elderly guy wearing a bad, jet black toupée. We have eyes, nigger.