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Rooster Lives To Regret Attacking Little Girl: 'She Took Care of Business'
By Jack Beresford

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Stock image of A girl at a farm and a rooster - security camera footage of a young girl striking back at an aggressive rooster has gone viral.



An aggressive rooster [A] got a little more than he bargained for after attacking a young girl.

While the child initially reacted with terror after the farmyard fowl made a beeline for her and began furiously flapping at her legs outside her rural home in the U.S., she was quickly able to turn the tables.

As a result, the rooster was left nursing a sore head and soon made a quick exit, much to the delight of those watching the encounter in a video shared to social media [A].

The clash was captured on a Bing security camera at an unidentified farm, with the resulting footage [A] shared to TikTok [A] by flyingsfarms, where it has amassed a staggering 43 million views.

While not every rooster behaves aggressively [A], Chris Lesley, a farmer [A] who has been raising chickens for over 20 years and is a fourth-generation chicken [A] keeper, said it's important to "be alert at all times" around them.

She explained to Chickens & More that an aggressive rooster [A] will always strike when "your guard is down" but there are steps you can take to combat it.

Lesley notes that if the rooster runs behind you and stops short to stare at you they are "issuing a challenge" and it's crucial to turn and face the animal [A] while making sure not to "break eye contact."

"If he spreads his wings and lowers his head, do the same and continue staring," she said. If he is a smart rooster then he will back down. He will drop his wings and start plucking at grass…Walk away slowly and cautiously, remember they love sneak attacks."

However, if as in the video he flies at you, then the advice is to "stand still" and "do not wave your arms" or "run." When he drops to the ground, Lesley states it's important to quickly "pick him up and tuck him under your arm."

"Talk to him softly to calm him down, offer some hand treats to show you are his friend. You should start to feel him relax after a while," she adds. Once relaxed, the advice is to put the rooster on the ground and slowly walk away.

But while that might work for some, the speed of the rooster's attack gave the girl in the video little time to think.



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After letting out a scream at the fast-flapping bird [A], the girl opted to swing her school bag at the rooster. She landed an immediate hit on the aggressive fowl, who beat a hasty retreat. "Mom!" the girl could be heard to say as she headed inside.

Though the young child's reaction flew in the face of the expert advice, it was the source of some praise and amusement on social media.

"Don't think she needed mom," Ben Fisher-30 wrote. "Looks like she took care of business." Kaysie Pridham commented: "If you don't know how scary being chased by a rooster is, count your blessings. Ya did good kiddo, came out alive."

"She flattened it," Missy Harwood said, with tomurasfav agreeing: "Bro got humbled with that backpack." Xxshortie_x_animexx thought the rooster was probably "questioning his life after that smack" while zuzu_adventures imagined he was likely "holding in tears."

Maoriboyonahorse, meanwhile, was left stunned at how the rooster "went splat then popped back to normal" with saddvalentine speculating that the bird made a quick exit to "think about what it did."





Newsweek has contacted flyingsfarms for comment.



Roosters are some of nature's lesser known assholes, and denying that just means you don't have enough farmhand experience. If they pick you as their favorite, then sure, they're great. But god help you (and your ankles) if they decide you've ever slighted them.

But, in case you're concerned, by all accounts the little guy's fine. Takes a lot more to damage a bird that's almost literally too angry to die.
 
Never had too many issues with rooster; geese on the other hand, ornery little bastards who'd sneak up behind me and bite. Had a problem with a goat too; but he knocked his shit off once I stood taller than him.
Oh I have far more fear for geese than I even do for moose. At least you can escape a moose if you can climb a tree fast enough, or even just keep a car between the two of you. Geese though? If they can't get to you, they'll come for your wife, your kids, your dog, and whatever else.

Geese are North America's emus, and we all know it. It's why we know better than to have a war with them.

At least roosters can take a hint, I guess. So long as they don't get a really good peck in, you can just snatch and toss 'em back over the fence. Just have to be careful going back out in case he remembers the slight.
 
My next door neighbor owned a bunch of chickens and a couple roosters and every trip outside was like the kitchen scene in Jurassic Park. That little girl scored a solid hit, good for her.

Edit: And don't believe anyone who tells you those fuckers can't fly. They would routinely get into tall trees and onto roofs to scope you out.
 
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Though the young child's reaction flew in the face of the expert advice, it was the source of some praise and amusement on social media.

All those steps for what would work in theory really should just boil down to letting that little shit know who's boss.

Good for her. Roosters are a pain in the ass if you let them walk all over you.
 
Roosters are generally little assholes. Geese and ganders in particular are HUGE assholes. That said, if you train them up right to respect you, they can be excellent guard animals. Never had anyone try to get on the property w/o the geese warning us, and never had any snake or rodent issues, either. And that's saying something considering all the bodies!
 
My next door neighbor owned a bunch of chickens and a couple roosters and every trip outside was like the kitchen scene in Jurassic Park. That little girl scored a solid hit, good for her.

Edit: And don't believe anyone who tells you those fuckers can't fly. They would routinely get into tall trees and onto roofs to scope you out.
Were they getting into your yard instead of theirs?
 
Man I didn't even grow up on a farm and even I know that if a animal starts getting frisky with people you put it into the ground without hesitation.

If you don't they start getting....ideas..... about their place on the food chain.
 
Lol like nigga wtf it's a chicken punt the motherfucker against the wall then go make soup.
Seriously. I was expecting an article ree'ing because she rung the fucker's neck like a bell and he became dinner that night. The convenient thing about chickens is they are self-replicating when needed.
 
Never had too many issues with rooster; geese on the other hand, ornery little bastards who'd sneak up behind me and bite. Had a problem with a goat too; but he knocked his shit off once I stood taller than him.
Yeah, fuck geese. And pigs too. Pigs are the actual fucking worst. They’ll happily eat people. Chickens can be aggressive but they can also be ok.

Ducks are the best. I used to have a trio of mallards who nested right next to my car every summer and they came over to greet me every night.
 
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