Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Count groudon said:
I think Hayden is just a fucking idiot with an autism addled mind that is totally incapable of coming up with a comprehensible sentence, but that's just my way of looking at it.
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This is also true, but I think @Hat really hit the nail on the head in this case.
EDIT: Just saw your post, derp.
Hat said:
USA Today has an article on the protest wherein they explain the "OregonUnderAttack" hashtag.
That Hayden also talks about a "white Christmas" leads me to believe that this is what he was trying to joke about.
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Thanks for clearing that up. Looks like you were right.
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Look, I'm not happy about the outcome of the Tamir Rice lawsuit or the ramblings of crusty old rich white asshole either, but you're not fooling anyone with this "look at how progressive I am!" act.

Incidentally, Ted Cruz is of Cuban descent (as is Marco Rubio), which makes them, by definition, Hispanic. Nice job, Hayden.
 
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sassyma seed said:
Can't even make fun of the whites properly? C'mon guy, that's day one of Tumblr school.
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He obviously wasn't paying attention, because then he'd know that #fatshaming jokes are verboten.
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#healthateverysize

No dad joke would be complete without the "ugly/old wife" element. Isn't he in his late thirties/early forties? He should be making those jokes in a decade or so, not now.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
He obviously wasn't paying attention, because then he'd know that #fatshaming jokes are verboten.
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No dad joke would be complete without the "ugly/old wife" element. Isn't he in his late thirties/early forties? He should be making those jokes in a decade or so, not now.
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A few better "wife/math" jokes. Take notes Black.

"When my wife threatened to leave me and take all my money, she claimed it would double her bank account. Bitch didn't realize 0 times X equals 0, and lost it all."

"If Viagra squares the size of your dick, then mine would become i."

"My relationship with the number e is the only constant relationship I have."

Pew pew.
 
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Hat said:
USA Today has an article on the protest wherein they explain the "OregonUnderAttack" hashtag.


That Hayden also talks about a "white Christmas" leads me to believe that this is what he was trying to joke about.
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The difference between this and the SB shooting is that, with the Oregon thing, no one is getting hurt. It's just a bunch of hicks who are armed in case of conflict for sake of freeing two people arrested for arson. While with the SB shooting is that two muslims when into a building with the intent to murder everybody for the sake of ISIS.
 
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Remember when Black peddled-back from that Bill Cosby joke from the trailer saying it's a callout? Well that certainly flew out the window from here.
 
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Remember when Black peddled-back from that Bill Cosby joke from the trailer saying it's a callout? Well that certainly flew out the window from here.
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Coming up with jokes are hard when you have a partially dead brain from a stroke. Doubly so when you delusionally think yourself as the next Pat Oswald or whatever. Triply so when you want to cash in on both an audience you don't get and something that happened fairly recently.
 
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