Most autistic thing you've purchased lately - c'mon feel the cringe

[Shitted Scaredless]

It's not bad. I need to find the rest though. I got it from a used book store so it's not like it had the rest.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I bought something mundane (toothpaste) that has a ton of reviews on Amazon saying the reviewer is autistic. I think that counts.

Tanners Tasty Pastes is a brand of children's toothpaste. Comes with or without fluoride, and in three different flavors. Chocolate, orange, and vanilla.

I love mint, but most toothpastes are too strong or the wrong type of mint, or something. It's just not always pleasant to brush my teeth. I've been using Colgate cinnamon toothpaste, but it's hard to find in my town.

The chocolate toothpaste tastes exactly like chocolate pudding. One tube is over $6(!) but it's so tasty that I think it's worth it. Especially since I'm diabetic and not supposed to have chocolate anymore.

Worth checking out if you don't like mint toothpaste. It does have xylitol in it, so if you have dogs be very very sure to keep it out of reach! I don't want to kill your puppers.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I love mint, but most toothpastes are too strong or the wrong type of mint, or something. It's just not always pleasant to brush my teeth. I've been using Colgate cinnamon toothpaste, but it's hard to find in my town.

Crest keeps breaking my heart with this. They keep putting out mass-market non-mint (or semi-minty) fluoride toothpastes, then immediately discontinuing them.




So the next time they try it, smart plan is to buy a fistful.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Crest keeps breaking my heart with this. They keep putting out mass-market non-mint (or semi-minty) fluoride toothpastes, then immediately discontinuing them.

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So the next time they try it, smart plan is to buy a fistful.

Yeah. It may be Crest cinnamon I'm using. I get the two brands Crest/Colgate confused. I remember they had an orange I loved, but it's gone now too. So sad!

That's why I'm so happy to find this chocolate stuff. It's so hard to find non-mint toothpaste. Most of the kids stuff in the stores here doesn’t have floruide, which I need because I don't get it through my water. And I'm not a fan of bubble gum.

 

[GhostButt]

boutique guitar pick, second time I've bought from them, the material was comfortable and fairly indestructible, so I got a bougier model this time as a treat. absolutely unnecessary purchase 100% rooted in autistic gear worship

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Invincible Vol 1 TPB second hand

 

[El Goblina]

Most autistic thing I've purchased lately? A ticket to the new Dr. Strange film. Just one. Went alone.

 

[Slav Power]

Got the Koss KSC75's

Legit like them better than the PortaPro's. I'm only missing the KPH30i's to get the full Koss trifecta.

And yes, these are the same headphones that Etika used.

 

[RollerGator]

I found a couple of Tech Decks with the little magnetic finger dudes at the thrift store today

 

[AnOminous]

One of those autistic little cheap kitchen window herb gardens for less than $4. It has basil, chives, and cilantro. I already have basil outside.

 

[Mayor Adam West]

Do services count?

 

[GhostButt]

Most autistic thing I've purchased lately? A ticket to the new Dr. Strange film. Just one. Went alone.

 

[Yamamura]

A stereo for my used shitbox car. It didn't come with a stereo when I got it originally so I've just been playing the radio through a wireless bluetooth speaker from my phone for a while.

 

[A Grey Cat]

A helluva boss wallet ... From redbubble not the official helluva boss store. I don't even think they have official wallets, anyways it's only "autistic " in that it's got the imp logo on it. It's still a decent enough wallet and I needed a new one anyway.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

My old CH yoke finally gave up the ghost so it was time for something new.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

About 100 back issues of 2000 AD from between 1988-95.

 

[glass_houses]

A preserved rat's skull and some dried plants, arranged in a tiny, clear display case. Looks very dramatic and gothic.

 

[Roxanne Wolf]

Do services count?

Yes, do tell

It's been awhile since I've allowed the tism to guide my online shopping cart, so here's a recent purchase.

I also bought a fucking (not literally) fursuit which tops the fucking list of most god awful autistic things to buy. I'd post pics but that won't be ready for a long time

 

[Chump]

I bought a new instrument I bought a venova because I used to play saxophone and its supposed to sound like one.

 

[Amphotericin B]

The local news did a run of stories about assholes shooting random people with Orbeeze guns, so I was curious. I ordered Gel Blasters for us and was impressed by how stupid fun they are. Not fun like a real gun, but not bad at all.