Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Something that always struck me as autistic is his repetition. He tweets the same shit over and over again or creates scenarios in his head that he rehashes multiple times, like his fantasy of confronting people doing a no-no ting and OWNING them:

"Burn Calories and Bullies at the Gym" a must-read Fatrick tale from his blog that totally happened. Very believable how this professional author writes the bro character.
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Tough guy, alpha male Tomlinson boasting that he made a woman cry in another undoubtedly real story
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Describes confrontations at the bar and GYM locker room is "one of his favorite things" to do, unlike father-daughter bonding activities
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crazy how:
  • on Twitter he just blocks or says it's "not my job to educate you" but IRL he claims to destroy his opponents on the spot
  • he's claims to get into these arguments in public spaces like it's a regular thing. I'll admit I haven't spent nearly as much time at bars as Patrick does, on account that I'm not a bum, but that's not how real people behave.
It's not just the repetition that's autistic but his complete lack of awareness that makes him think anyone will read that and believe it. Delusional.
Lol things that totally happen. Most gymbros mind their own business. And I doubt an alpha chad would look at Pat as a kindred spirit. He probably wanted a pizza, saw pat eating one, then decided not to get it
 
I looked up the Wisconsin law earlier and grades are private information. I wouldn’t be shocked if someone impersonated Pat. My sides will never recover if we find out it was Boomia trying to get back in everyone’s good books.

When I was I high school, it was common to have everyone's grades posted on a wall in a ranked list. Is/was that unusual or something?
As others have said, grades were sometimes posted but not the majority of the time. What they DID do in second grade was line us up to get weighed and then the nurse working the scale would shout the number across the office to the secretary. Imagine Pat’s endless humiliation.
 
I looked up the Wisconsin law earlier and grades are private information. I wouldn’t be shocked if someone impersonated Pat. My sides will never recover if we find out it was Boomia trying to get back in everyone’s good books.


It was absolutely Boomia and it is critical that we make sure everyone is fully aware that Boomia impersonated Science Fiction author/Political firebrand Patrick S. Tomlinson of Milwaukee, Wisconsin in order to fraudulently obtain his high school transcripts.
 
It was absolutely Boomia and it is critical that we make sure everyone is fully aware that Boomia impersonated Science Fiction author/Political firebrand Patrick S. Tomlinson of Milwaukee, Wisconsin in order to fraudulently obtain his high school transcripts.
I think Pat just needs to be aware that one of the people who prank texts him did that. Turn each day into impersonator roulette
 
I think Pat just needs to be aware that one of the people who prank texts him did that. Turn each day into impersonator roulette
I always enjoy how he accuses every shitposter on Twitter of being the one who did shit to him. He’s already so unhinged, it’s hilarious.
 
I liked that he fought with some random conservative Jew thinking he was a pest.
Lol I missed that one. What a moron. Pat talks a special kind of garbage about Jews, so I hope someone persuades Mossad to throw a few shekels at trolling him on an even grander scale. This motherfucker couldn’t pass high school Spanish but would definitely Google Translate his fat ass into pretending he’s fluent in conversational Hebrew.

>inb4 Quasi is a pseudonym for Bibi
 
His science GPA was 1.168, almost exactly between a D and a D+

His English GPA was 2.001, essentially a perfectly flat C.

A flat "C" is considered the absolute minimum for "average" comprehension of a subject. The "Average" American is a wonderful standard to use as a benchmark...

So, at best, his overall comprehension of high school subjects was slightly below that of an average American graduating high school in 1998 at an overall C-. In most jurisdictions in the US a C- is the absolute minimum grade required to graduate.

His overall comprehension of science would be considered solidly below average compared to the average American at an overall science GPA of 1.168 (D/D+).

His comprehension of English would be considered average compared to the average American at an overall English GPA of 2.001 (C).

I would advise anyone to dismiss absolutely anything he has to say about any subject in science without an actual citation from a reputable source, with that source evaluated to determine if it indeed says what he thinks it says. His understanding of science, as shown by his HS transcript, is rather pathetic, even compared to the "Average" American, which is a sad standard to start with.
 
My only hesitation was where Fatso’s younger and smarter brother would be able to get these records from.
If my brother was Pat, I would keep those records myself.

My mommy’s a psychologist and I word good! You don’t need the DSM or dictionary, child! You must respect my idiotic ramblings!

I don't even know how "Paranormal Romance" works.
It’s the polite term for “Twilight ripoff.”
 
My school didn't do class rankings or grades, but they did put up PSAT, SAT, and ACT scores unless a student opted out. I would love to see Pat's scores on any standardized test.
I would love to see Patrick take the ASVAB. It's the multiple choice intelligence exam that enlistees to the military have to take to get in and determine what jobs they qualify for.

I bet my house that Patrick would bomb it so bad that he would even qualify for the army (31 out of 99). And you know his ego would not be able to handle the realization that individuals that peel potatoes are certified smarter than him.
 
Lol I missed that one. What a moron. Pat talks a special kind of garbage about Jews, so I hope someone persuades Mossad to throw a few shekels at trolling him on an even grander scale. This motherfucker couldn’t pass high school Spanish but would definitely Google Translate his fat ass into pretending he’s fluent in conversational Hebrew.

>inb4 Quasi is a pseudonym for Bibi
It was covered on the last episode of Nice Podcast Stupid, and it was pretty funny. The guy is apparently a generic boomer/libertarian type rabbi, and he was edging right up to calling Pat an antisemite for his religion-hatred.
 
It was covered on the last episode of Nice Podcast Stupid, and it was pretty funny. The guy is apparently a generic boomer/libertarian type rabbi, and he was edging right up to calling Pat an antisemite for his religion-hatred.
Something that needed my focused attention must have happened during that segment. I didn't even notice Mew getting all Germanic about anything, which I assume would have happened if a rabbi was under discussion. Will have to go back for a second listen
 
It was covered on the last episode of Nice Podcast Stupid, and it was pretty funny. The guy is apparently a generic boomer/libertarian type rabbi, and he was edging right up to calling Pat an antisemite for his religion-hatred.
Oh, I know who you’re talking about now. I’m not convinced that “rabbi” persona is an actual person, and if he is the odds are good he’s not a legit Jew. He’s presenting himself as a Reform or Reconstructionist (read: liberal/woke) Jew. His politics aren’t what I’d call conservative, just retarded and antagonistic. No wonder he and Pat went together like oil and water. Like Pat, there was also a whiff of stopped clock syndrome (e.g. being pro-gun). Fuck, at this point I wouldn’t put it past Pat to make up fictional characters to argue with himself on Twitter, just to try to boost his piss-poor attempt at a “public intellectual” image for Pat S. Thomas.
 
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