Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 198 14.2%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 794 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,395
1. Garcia's isn't a hole in the wall, it's a local chain. 2 locations in Galatin and now one in Hendersonville.

2. It's a little over 2 miles from the movie theater.

Edit: of all the strip mall Mexican places Jack's been to and who's menus I've seen this has the most stuff that's authentic, and yet, Jack goes and orders basic gringo shit like fajitas and enchiladas.
 
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wasn’t mush brain the one who said the Arizona audit would over turn the election? Christ, it’s been two years, tubby, pack it up.
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Fix what? The electoral college works just fine. Besides, Trump would have had to overturn multiple states to win, not just Arizona.
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This is his fix. He does know that the first person they found who committed voter fraud was a trump voter? Does that mean trump automatically lose? I don’t get his reasoning at times…
 
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This is his fix. He does know that the first person they found who committed voter fraud was a trump voter? Does that mean trump automatically lose? I don’t get his reasoning at times…
New strategy: send interns to commit ballot fraud against your opponent in areas with friendly DAs.

Then it becomes a game of who has more interns, not more voters. When I think of great American lawmakers, I think of Adams, Jefferson, Madison, Scalfani.
 
New strategy: send interns to commit ballot fraud against your opponent in areas with friendly DAs.

Then it becomes a game of who has more interns, not more voters. When I think of great American lawmakers, I think of Adams, Jefferson, Madison, Scalfani.
How long until Jack use this method to become the dictator of America?
 
@Neko GF Thanks for always grabbing the archive; I hate giving his channel views.

The standout for me was the dead silent minute-long bumper at the end of the video. Deader than his youtube career, deader than his right arm, etc etc.
I think his intention was to insert thumbnail links to his other videos, but I haven’t seen him follow through on it even once. The funniest part to me is the frozen clock; it’s a great visual metaphor for the personal hell he’s stuck in.
 
Jack's solution is to disqualify anyone cheating...so what defines cheating? Voter fraud? Misappropriation of campaign funds? Smear campaigns in conjunction with media manipulation? Where is the line drawn?
I think he believes anything could be cheating. He’s just salty that daddy trump didn’t win. Oh fat head doesn’t understand that his political beliefs are unpopular in American and can’t cope with it. Just like he can’t cope with the failure he is.
 
New JOTG.


He didn’t do a good job at hiding the music in this one. I wonder if this is why he was sperging about copyright stuff earlier in the week.

Pssssst. That rose is fake.
jack: *tries to order both fried calamari and meatballs as an appetizer*

tammy:
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this guy needs to be removed from society
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