Except Baked wouldn’t take said deal because he said that a plea is dependent on him giving other names. And he wasn’t willing to do that.
Honestly, it’s becoming a feature of the post 2016 right to seemingly torpedo any potential talking point they could have by going off the deep end about anything relating to it. It tends to show up a whole lot.
I can imagine in an adaptation Baked being told to go to DC if only because he’s that bad of an asset and the FBI just wants to cut their losses. Or Baked arguing that in court.
Honestly, I could care less about what happened on Jan 6. DC officials are all faggots that suck the blood out of the US and need to be made an example made out of (in Minecraft of course). But, not taking a plea deal that turns a felony that is a guranteed conviction due to you video taping yourself committing the crime into a misdemeanor is amazingly retarded. It's something I could only expect out of Baked Alaska, with his penchant of doing retarded shit like fucking BPD girls that cut themselves on stream or grifting meme movements unsuccessfully.
Do you honestly believe a man who is known to be a grifting worm has any morals? He would absolutely sell people out if forced to.
I think Hyperbole is utilized far more for intelligence purpose than we might think. Covering things up or lying are useful and well known but there's occasions where they would be impractical. Instead you go to your opposition with the AAA: agree, amplify, and accelerate. Could there have been some agent provocateurs from some fed faction? Entirely possible. Was it all an orchestrated glow-op, carefully planned by the shadow government from the start? Almost impossible and laughable/easily dismissed. Another example would be what finally morphed into "PizzaGate" which fed right into Q. The original leaks and evidence of something fucky was fairly compelling. Suddenly it gets a spotlight, an unimaginable growth in support, and the theories got crazier as the evidence got more tenuous. Now I would be immediately dismissed as insane if I tried to level more pointed accusations than I have. There's years of shitposts and disinformation to excavate through to even approach useful information before this happened. No resources exist to authenticate these sources anyway.
I feel like there's a comparison to be made to "it's not my wallet" here somewhere
Being completely serious here, there is a comedy series waiting to be written from the perspective of the agents who are in charge of this tard wrangling. We need to find a way to get in touch with Armando Iannucci, humor derived from sheer incompetence and pervasive stupidity is his wheelhouse.
I suppose they could try the "I didn't know I was trespassing!" angle. Doubt it works, though. They could try the "I'm a journalist!" angle, but as he never claimed to be a journalist, that's a tough one. They could try the "I got pulled in with the rest of the crowd!" angle, but as he was in Pelosi's office, that's a hard sell. I'm willing to bet that if he actually went to trial (I don't think he will) he'd say "Yeah, I did it, but I didn't do anything wrong! I'm a patriot! I love God and the USA! And ravioli. From the can. Cold. Because I'm a fat faggot." Which isn't really a defense since his ass is guilty no matter how you shake it.
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