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Is England ready for the Scroteheads? Giga-chad and his underage girlfriend...

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I think another Kiwi has said this, but since I know folks check up on this thread for him: thanks for making me take skincare more seriously, Kevvy. I used to just use simple cleanser and moisturizer, but since reading this thread I never leave the house without SPF and a hat, and I have a solid morning and night skin routine.

Isn't Phil a self-proclaimed skincare nerd from way back? Has he taught his "kitten" nothing?

That forehead, my man.
Retinol. Stat.
 
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I think another Kiwi has said this, but since I know folks check up on this thread for him: thanks for making me take skincare more seriously, Kevvy. I used to just use simple cleanser and moisturizer, but since reading this thread I never leave the house without SPF and a hat, and I have a solid morning and night skin routine.

Isn't Phil a self-proclaimed skincare nerd from way back? Has he taught his "kitten" nothing?

That forehead, my man.
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This man needs a phenol peel, or at least a TCA peel.
 
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MissAnthropist said:
I think another Kiwi has said this, but since I know folks check up on this thread for him: thanks for making me take skincare more seriously, Kevvy. I used to just use simple cleanser and moisturizer, but since reading this thread I never leave the house without SPF and a hat, and I have a solid morning and night skin routine.
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Yep, I'm a guy slightly older than Kevin and this thread made me get a skin-care routine since I want to remain a Stupid Sexy Flanders. Thanks Kevvie for being such an inspiration! I'll probably start doing peels every other week after seeing the latest horror.
 
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MissAnthropist said:
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I think another Kiwi has said this, but since I know folks check up on this thread for him: thanks for making me take skincare more seriously, Kevvy. I used to just use simple cleanser and moisturizer, but since reading this thread I never leave the house without SPF and a hat, and I have a solid morning and night skin routine.

Isn't Phil a self-proclaimed skincare nerd from way back? Has he taught his "kitten" nothing?

That forehead, my man.
Retinol. Stat.
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Imagine what he'd look like if he wasn't a sun-avoiding shut in. He'd have to get de-crusted just to waggle his eyebrows.

Some troons get better skin from estrogen. Pores shrink and faces get smoother. But ol' Kev is spared, for some reason...

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No electrolysis? Still sprouting stiff bristles? Kevin wouldn't be neglecting the elixir that saved him from dysphoria, would he?

Haha, yeah. He sacrificed his dingus to install an amhole he was too lazy to dilate. If slack was an Olympic sport, they'd name stadiums after him.
 
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FramerGirl420 said:
Did his passport photo get photoshopped or is their camera quality just that bad? he doesn’t appear to have his usual cranium crevasses ?
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stupid frog said:
Crusty lips.
Forehead somehow looks worse from a direct angle.

Also his photo is shopped to hell, there's like no lines on his forehead. Just use Faceapp and make him a woman at this point.
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The State Department servers burned that fateful day in their heroic struggle to make Kevie a bit more presentable for his passport photo.
Semper Fidelis and rest in peace, little servers. You did all you could.
 
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stupid frog said:
Just use Faceapp and make him a woman at this point.
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It's genuinely impressive that Kevvie never post photos of himself with a filter. He really does think he's hot and that he would sleep with himself if he and his clone weren't both bottoms (read: lazy as fuck and lacking sex drives) which is one of the most disturbing things to ever consider in this thread.
 
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AMHOLIO said:
It's genuinely impressive that Kevvie never post photos of himself with a filter. He really does think he's hot and that he would sleep with himself if he and his clone weren't both bottoms (read: lazy as fuck and lacking sex drives) which is one of the most disturbing things to ever consider in this thread.
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Excuse me friend, but I'd like to disagree: I find the photographic evidence of Wedge licking the Am Hole or his daddy issues more disturbing. His "would you fuck me? I'd fuck me so hard" pseudoselfcest cooming is on par for most AGPs therefore it's nothing new. Same with him skinwalking his sister or his mommy issues.
 
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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
Excuse me friend, but I'd like to disagree: I find the photographic evidence of Wedge licking the Am Hole or his daddy issues more disturbing. His "would you fuck me? I'd fuck me so hard" pseudoselfcest cooming is on par for most AGPs therefore it's nothing new. Same with him skinwalking his sister or his mommy issues.
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Understandable. It's why I said one of the most and definitely not the most. I'm mainly disturbed that he can have amhole surgery and still want to fuck himself. Lots of AGPs do but Kevin's body is so unsexy and has so many medical problems that him still being into himself after knowing said medical problems is a level of mental illness warp and body horror I have trouble wrapping my brain around. I'm trying to comprehend the incomprehensible and I'm going Lovecraftian mad thanks to it.
 
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Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
Yep, I'm a guy slightly older than Kevin and this thread made me get a skin-care routine since I want to remain a Stupid Sexy Flanders. Thanks Kevvie for being such an inspiration! I'll probably start doing peels every other week after seeing the latest horror.
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I'm a lot older than Kevin and my skin care routine consists of washing my face in the shower once a day, and yet my forehead looks like a teenager's next to his.
 
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If Kevin had actually done regular work outside in his dust bowl - say, regular enough that there would not be shit piles visible from space currently, and instead have nice developing topsoil - that alone would smooth his skin considerably. PL, I work outdoors and the dust in the wind exfoliates my skin every day; my coworkers all have smooth skin as well, even though they aren't as consistent with the SPF. I could sperg about different ingredients that may help Kevin, but the exercise of regular physical labor alone would do a great deal of skin improvement - boosting blood flow, lymphatic drainage, cellular metabolism and turnover.

Granted, with dung sitting on the surface of the Tranch currently, his skin would more likely break out or otherwise negatively react with inflammation with a poopdust microexfoliation.
 
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