"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[LennyBards]

now I wonder if Jim unironically owns a metokur hat

it's so iconic at this point i'd be actually disappointed if he doesn't have one

 

[Polyboros2]

How long has it actually been since that dox hit ED? It's got to be at least a decade by this point? I'd be surprised if Jim didn't move locations years ago.

That was my theory when he posted the Anime Dungeon. Ralph bragged about how he and Gator compared it to the Zillow photos, and that it confirmed his address. Alcoholic Ralph was baffled why he did it, and 200 IQ Gator thought it was because he was about to die. I think it was because he has moved.

Like how he was joking with the Dox of James Patrick O'Shaughnessy, and then it's discovered he had changed it to James Augustine.

Just like I think he's changed it again, and that's why he was taunting Ralph and stated there were states that let you obscure a name change. It's funny to him, cause it's old info.

I've really wanted Ralph to prove the point by going to the house to IRL harass Jim, only to find no one there.

 

[You're Not Funny Guy]

Like how he was joking with the Dox of James Patrick O'Shaughnessy, and then it's discovered he had changed it to James Augustine.

That makes sense if true. Jim did taunt during the Gunt debate that if he really wanted to he could change his name in another state without anyone knowing.

 

[LennyBards]

Change from James O'shaughnessy to Augustine publically
drive to another state
change back to O'Shuaghnessy

the perfect crime

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That makes sense if true. Jim did taunt during the Gunt debate that if he really wanted to he could change his name in another state without anyone knowing.

When Jim dies, which I hope isn’t for another several decades, I hope it’s revealed that he’d changed his name to Jimmy Crack Corn. Because the gunt would not only care, he would rage pig about that.

 

[The FedEx Pope]

Here's jim's real voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOlHKm1jb1E

Just more proof that Metokur is in fact this guy, and him changing his true surname 'O'Shaughnessy' wasn't a coincidence and that 'Jim' is a moniker to his father - James O'Shaughnessy.

He's not married to Jade (that's just a red herring and he and her are just friends) and the real reason for his absence is he got married with kids, and is busier focusing on his investment asset management career and the cancer is a smokescreen.




Ralphamales! WE FINALLY GOT EM'!

 

[Whitesn4k3]

Just more proof that Metokur is in fact this guy, and him changing his true surname 'O'Shaughnessy' wasn't a coincidence and that 'Jim' is a moniker to his father - James O'Shaughnessy.

If the one mysterious, faceless figure who has been the rise and fall of so many different sagas on the right has been the heir to a "quantitative money management firm" the whole time that would certainly raise a lot of questions

 

[The FedEx Pope]

If the one mysterious, faceless figure who has been the rise and fall of so many different sagas on the right has been the heir to a" quantitative money management firm" the whole time that would certainly raise a lot of questions

He needs a hobby on the side to distract him from all the number crunching during the daytime.

*Imagining him locking himself in his sound-proofed office studio at his million dollar suburban home, streaming only once a month on his 'secret autism laptop' only meant for his Metokur and QuarantineCoof twitter identity, and telling his wife to look after the kids because he has a 'very important and sensitive business call with investors' when in reality he's shit-talking about Ralph on twitter and in a google hangout call with PPP and Warski on Kino Casino, occasionally taking a break now and then to check on his wife and the kids.

His wife doesn't suspect a thing because 'Patrick' never uses twitter (under his QuarantineCoof alias) on his phone or desktop whenever he is with his family or away from home, but only on that 'work laptop' inside his studio or out of the house to surf on twitter (and Kiwifarms) under his alias under a VPN and incognito mode on his browser.

He spends at least 29-28 days a month living a normal happy life with his wife and kids (this is why you never heard Jade's voice since for many years or even recent photos of them together on this thread after the supposed 'dox' because he and her aren't married, and 'Jim' is paying off Jade to keep his cover), and not suffering from a vague auto-immune cancer that doesn't appear to affect him even when he's smoking while streaming his Chud and monthly event recap.

*this is all hearsay speculation and fanfiction of course, please do not harass these people

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If the one mysterious, faceless figure who has been the rise and fall of so many different sagas on the right has been the heir to a "quantitative money management firm" the whole time that would certainly raise a lot of questions

Holy shit, Ralph was right, Jim ordered the lockdowns!

 

[Stoneheart]

now I wonder if Jim unironically owns a metokur hat

he has ine that he wears when he is mowing his lawn on his lawn mower he got from texas.

 

[UtadaWasabi2]

Jim is super active that it feels so unreal wtf.

 

[AnOminous]

Holy shit, Ralph was right, Jim ordered the lockdowns!

Mr. O'Shaughnessy, or shall we say, Mr. O'Shekelstein! J'accuse!

 

[Desktop User2]

Just more proof that Metokur is in fact this guy, and him changing his true surname 'O'Shaughnessy' wasn't a coincidence and that 'Jim' is a moniker to his father - James O'Shaughnessy.

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He's not married to Jade (that's just a red herring and he and her are just friends) and the real reason for his absence is he got married with kids, and is busier focusing on his investment asset management career and the cancer is a smokescreen.

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Ralphamales! WE FINALLY GOT EM'!

Potato nigger is one of the guys behind Zero Hedge, that´s why Ralph cant get an article there despite his writer prowess. Also, maybe the catboy containment board came a little too late, the American Faggots are all over Internet Famous...

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

Does anyone have an archive of the heartwyrm (heartworm) video about Jim being a hypocrite/grifter? Heartwyrm was, in 2018-2019, a guy who made videos for the IBS sphere (Ralph, Metokur, and etc). He made the video about Sargon's aborted child. Short videos that were highly edited and he didnt do any voice overs (using pre existing audio). He turned on those guys when PPP started gaining traction. After PPP's rise he made videos on Ralph and Jim. He had a good video that had audio of Jim talking about no hats and merchandise (multiple clips) over an image of Jim's (at the time) new e-merch store. Which all of the sweepy squad bought day one. I cant find this guy or his channel I assume it was taken down by youtube's auto moderator. Anyone have a copy?

Jim really is a boomer using windows 7 and google chrome. Logging into your gmail account to browse 8 and 4 pol is a brave move I suppose. I just expected better opsec from Metokur, at least he uses no script.

Also what is justice4jarjar?

Source:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMAMJSRjV5w

Archive:

https://web.archive.org/web/20220512001851/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMAMJSRjV5w

 

[You're Not Funny Guy]

Jim really is a boomer using windows 7 and google chrome. Logging into your gmail account to browse 8 and 4 pol is a brave move I suppose. I just expected better opsec from Metokur, at least he uses no script.

You're talking about a man that probably streams on the same Dell laptop he bought in 2008 and a Logitech mic he found in a barging bin at Walmart. You can even see it at the foot of the bed. Even though his wife probably owns the Alienware PC and boom mic in the corner.

Anime and two packs a day ain't cheap

 

[Arealsomalipirate]

he has ine that he wears when he is mowing his lawn on his lawn mower he got from texas.

Jim would definitely ride a mason, nothing else cuts it.

 

[Blasterman]

Jim really is a boomer using windows 7 and google chrome. Logging into your gmail account to browse 8 and 4 pol is a brave move I suppose. I just expected better opsec from Metokur, at least he uses no script.

Except if you actually look at the taskbar in the screenshot Chrome is not in use. He is using Firefox.

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

Except if you actually look at the taskbar in the screenshot Chrome is not in use. He is using Firefox.

I know he is using firefox at that moment, but he has chrome on his desktop. Also I a fairly sure he is logged onto a gmail account on firefox.

Also I noticed this thread has no OP. I might try to work one up, but what should be in it? It should probably have Jim81jim era, Internet Aristocrat, and Metokur era at least. I know KAP has lots of information on Jim, but I doubt he would release it to help make an OP for this thread.

 

[You're Not Funny Guy]

Also I noticed this thread has no OP. I might try to work one up, but what should be in it?

Something chorological with actual sources would be nice. Info from behind the scenes would be even better.

This thread has turned into group therapy for e-celebs and orbiters on why Jim isn't funny. No evidence, clips, or leaks. Just grow men bitching every six months.
It tells you something when Metokur's subreddit has more substantive posts.

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

Something chorological with actual sources would be nice. Info from behind the scenes would be even better.

This thread has turned into group therapy for e-celebs and orbiters on why Jim isn't funny. No evidence, clips, or leaks. Just grow men bitching every six months.
It tells you something when Metokur's subreddit has more substantive posts.

I have evidence saved lots of the Jim81Jim videos contradict his current Metokur persona. I might put a video together putting clips next to each other. The Spoony video he made 100% applies to him. I will get clipping.

Also Jim's address of 19838 Forest Rd N, Forest Lake, MN 55025 Apartment No. 302 is being questioned. Some have said he moved out. Lets see if that is true.

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/Forest-Lake_MN_55025_M88850-82176

https://archive.ph/qW2bX

https://www.zillow.com/homes/19838-Forest-Rd-N-Apt-302-Forest-Lake,-MN-55025_rb/299864838_zpid/

https://archive.ph/EvDkY

However since its an apartment I am not sure if that listing is for an entire lot or just his apartment. Does any autist want to match the house pictures he posted to confirm he still lives there?

Can we confirm this image is actually his NEET dungeon?

Spoiler: The NEET hovel