Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet / Anthime Joseph Gionet - White rapper, alt-right "activist", ex-Buzzfeed contributor; got arrested at the March for Trump, and a federal snitch

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Win rates for the Federal Government is something like 99.6% (out of something like 74,000 cases they tried in 2019). They don't win those with shitty Attorney's who just passed the BAR. Those motherfuckers are ruthless and they're extremely smart. I'm not saying they're moral or altruistic. They're just REAL good at what they do. They don't charge unless there is a near certainty they will win and when they decide to charge, they go hard and they don't let go.

Which is strange why they'd offer BA a deal at all. They have him dead to rights. You can say the charge is bullshit and I'm apt to agree, but when we cut it down, he technically broke the law. The law might be stupid, but it's the law. This is how you know BA is full of shit. He knows he's not innocent. He may FEEL he did nothing wrong, but he cannot deny that he violated US Code. He's literally saying that he feels he did nothing wrong legally or morally. It's one thing to stand on principal. It's another to say you're innocent of the charges laid against you. And that's what fucked up the whole hearing.

The Government has him. He can't weasel out. This whole thing was just a stunt. The best part? The Government is under no obligation to offer him the plea deal at this point. It was contingent upon him pleading guilty yesterday. He didn't honor his end of the bargain. They can rescind their agreement at the next hearing even if he accepts it in the next 60 days and they can argue to the Judge how they're not required to still offer it due to BA not being compliant with the agreement. The prosecutor could make a decent argument for that as they're not the ones who are acting in bad faith. BA is. And that shit goes a LONG way in front of a criminal court.

All this over a fucking Misdemeanor. What is he so afraid of? What else did he do on Jan 6th that directly connects to the current charges they can tack on? The prosecutor said that BA could be investigated for other shit if he doesn't take the deal which makes me think that the Government knows about other shit they can hammer him on and it's ready to go, or it's a bluff to get him to comply, but why would the Government bluff? Money is no object. They have armies of Attorney's. They have nothing but time and resources. They don't need to bluff. If he goes to trial, it's a guaranteed jail sentence. If he takes a deal (if it's still available), he may not have any time and just runs on a suspended sentence with probation and a fine.
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acquittals have already been happening based on the ridiculous overreach they are currently engaged in. this is truly humiliating for these scum:

that was a normal upstanding citizen though, baked would be easy to convict on hundreds of things.
 
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Oxyjen said:
Trump pardoned a lot of boutique grifters, fuckups and fraudsters that most people had never heard of, as well as the major ones like Bannon, Flynn, D’Souza, Manafort, Stone.
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My favorite was that for some inexplicable reason he pardoned a rapper who had expressed a desire to kill his supporters.
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acquittals have already been happening based on the ridiculous overreach they are currently engaged in. this is truly humiliating for these scum:
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It is absolutely shameful that we went through a year of violent riots, looting, and arson described as "fiery but mostly peaceful protests" when a bunch of nonsense with retards going around dressed as Vikings getting slightly rowdy and breaking the federal equivalent of disorderly conduct laws gets labeled a "violent insurrection."

Also what Ministry of Truth organ even came up with that phrase? "Violent insurrection." What, like as opposed to a peaceful insurrection? I guess this came from the Department of Redundancy Department.
 
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AnOminous said:
My favorite was that for some inexplicable reason he pardoned a rapper who had expressed a desire to kill his supporters.

It is absolutely shameful that we went through a year of violent riots, looting, and arson described as "fiery but mostly peaceful protests" when a bunch of nonsense with retards going around dressed as Vikings getting slightly rowdy and breaking the federal equivalent of disorderly conduct laws gets labeled a "violent insurrection."

Also what Ministry of Truth organ even came up with that phrase? "Violent insurrection." What, like as opposed to a peaceful insurrection? I guess this came from the Department of Redundancy Department.
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I mean "fiery but mostly peaceful riots" makes you go "Oh look, those people are upset, I get it."

"Violent insurrection" makes you either go "Wasnt that a shitty Star Trek movie?" or "OH NO NAZIS COMING BACK DOING NAZI THINGS HALP".

Mediaspeak is fun.
 
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If I were Nick Fuentes, I’d be sweating right now. On stream, he said he’d kill Baked in prison if he took a bad plea deal. Now, on the face of it, Baked didn’t take the plea deal, but if he does something stupid and gets himself hurt in prison, it wouldn’t surprise me if the hammer came down on Nick too, Tekashi 69 style.
 
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Measured Kong said:
If I were Nick Fuentes, I’d be sweating right now. On stream, he said he’d kill Baked in prison if he took a bad plea deal. Now, on the face of it, Baked didn’t take the plea deal, but if he does something stupid and gets himself hurt in prison, it wouldn’t surprise me if the hammer came down on Nick too, Tekashi 69 style.
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Seriously, neither of these people are in any way important. They're all lolcows and nothing more.
 
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Reminds me of when he was on his way to Charlottesville and told his Uber driver America was a white man's country so the driver threw him out on the side of the road. Then he tried to snitch to Uber support on Twitter and they called him 'Debbie' because he was paying for all his rides with his mom's credit card.
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That was age 30 btw. Baked Alaska is such a loser failson.
 
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AnOminous said:
Also what Ministry of Truth organ even came up with that phrase? "Violent insurrection." What, like as opposed to a peaceful insurrection? I guess this came from the Department of Redundancy Department.
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I can think of a couple of latinamerican coup d´état.
 
Sneedlerino said:
Part of me sees him being a CI because he has the luck of the fucking devil. But the other part of me says he's too stupid to be a CI. BA, Ralph, and the rest of them are so fucking stupid, they cannot help but tell on themselves at every opportunity. And I'd figure BA is the kind of guy who would brag about being one. It takes a level of subtlety to be an informant. Something none of these idiots seem to possess.
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You really don't have to be smart to be an informant. Someone posted this recent example of a neo-Nazi writer that was paid off by the feds to inform on people. Useful idiots like Baked can be a great asset to the federal government it seems.

www.vice.com

FBI Bankrolled Publisher of Occult Neo-Nazi Books, Feds Claim

Court documents claim that a confidential informant who helped bring down Atomwaffen Division is also a publisher of white supremacist literature.
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The greatest trick Baked Alaska and Nick Fuentes have pulled is convincing the Feds they have actual valuable information and that it's worth funding them and protecting them from facing the full legal consequences of their actions to continue tracking the data of people who send them donations during live streams.

One day some poor low-level Fed will be forced to go through all the useless data they've collected from them over the years and realize they've been played. It really is the ultimate grift.
 
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AnOminous said:
My favorite was that for some inexplicable reason he pardoned a rapper who had expressed a desire to kill his supporters.
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The pardon that baffled me the most was the former governor of Illinois (Blajovich or something like that) who is a Democrat. He was in prison for trying to sell the Senate seat left vacant after Obama won the Presidency.

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Reminds me of when he was on his way to Charlottesville and told his Uber driver America was a white man's country so the driver threw him out on the side of the road. Then he tried to snitch to Uber support on Twitter and they called him 'Debbie' because he was paying for all his rides with his mom's credit card.
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That was age 30 btw. Baked Alaska is such a loser failson.
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Is there more on this incident? I just discovered this guy and this sounds hilarious.
 
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