🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mr. Manchester]

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Oh Ralph, you do like to spoil us don't you.

If this man goes to Mexico he will shart himself like he has never sharted before. They'll have to close down the entire city.

 

[Hüftpriester]

If this man goes to Mexico he will shart himself like he has never sharted before. They'll have to close down the entire city.

I've been to Cancun and the surrounding area and I think Ralph should check it out, it's a beautiful place.

Ralph - Forget overpriced restaurants, you should try tacos and churros from the street vendor for the true Mexican experience. You'll be eating like a king with that exchange rate.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I've been to Cancun and the surrounding area and I think Ralph should check it out, it's a beautiful place.

Ralph - Forget overpriced restaurants, you should try tacos and churros from the street vendor for the true Mexican experience. You'll be eating like a king with that exchange rate.

Same here. I was just kidding, Ralph should be fine as long as he drinks a lot of nice fresh tap water.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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Oh Ralph, you do like to spoil us don't you.

Who ever had Ethan Ralph beheaded by the cartel please stand by for your prize

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

I've been to Cancun and the surrounding area and I think Ralph should check it out, it's a beautiful place.

Ralph - Forget overpriced restaurants, you should try tacos and churros from the street vendor for the true Mexican experience. You'll be eating like a king with that exchange rate.

Same here. I was just kidding, Ralph should be fine as long as he drinks a lot of nice fresh tap water.

The way Ralph eats shit and gas station burgers out of the trash, I imagine he'd have some sort of immunity.

 

[Beef Elemental]

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Oh Ralph, you do like to spoil us don't you.

I called it. The gambling arc is over. He lost too much money and pantsu shut that shit down.

 

[Keranu]

Ralph don't stay at the resorts. It's a tourist trap filled with white people. If you really want to look like the big ballin' white man and get some underaged escorts, waddle outside the resorts.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Ralph don't stay at the resorts. It's a tourist trap filled with white people. If you really want to look like the big ballin' white man and get some underaged escorts, waddle outside the resorts.

The drugs are much cheaper outside the city too

 

[AnOminous]

I called it. The gambling arc is over. He lost too much money and pantsu shut that shit down.

Are you suggesting that Neigh wears the pantsu in the Ralphamale household?

 

[RichardMongler]

Jim Goad is a massive lolcow and has had a grudge against Fuentes and his crew since they made him cry on Luke Ford’s show. I hope these two embarrassing egomaniacs really get into it.

As if Luke Ford's talmudry and deliberately keeping Jim's then-cohost from joining the fray all while allowing every IronyBro faggot in were inconsequential. Meanwhile, the person this entire affair was supposed to be about disavowed everything like an absolute bitch.

You shills sometimes.

 

[WutangLee]

Are you suggesting that Neigh wears the pantsu in the Ralphamale household?

Probably one of the few successful times may can reel ralph back in. I imagine if Ralph ever wants anything he just does it behind her back, and she accepts it at this point.

 

[McNiggerFaggot]

Hey Ralph i know you're reading these threads faggot, unblock me on Twitter to prove you aren't a 100% bitch made nigger

 

[Beef Elemental]

Are you suggesting that Neigh wears the pantsu in the Ralphamale household?

Absolutely. Look at how much of a pussy he is in private. May probably has enough blackmail on him at this point that she could make him quit drinking if she really wanted to.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

As if Luke Ford's talmudry and deliberately keeping Jim's then-cohost from joining the fray all while allowing every IronyBro faggot in were inconsequential. Meanwhile, the person this entire affair was supposed to be about disavowed everything like an absolute bitch.

You shills sometimes.

You sound especially invested in this. I hope your reaction encourages more people to watch the stream. My sides are forever shredded by a furious Goad literally flexing and then literally crying in defeat. (Goad begged Luke Ford to edit the video in his favor then eventually flagged it off YouTube and everywhere else. Fortunately Luke provides it on his site.) He and Ralph would make one of the biggest beta feuds ever.

 

[RichardMongler]

You sound especially invested in this. I hope your reaction encourages more people to watch the stream. My sides are forever shredded by a furious Goad literally flexing and then literally crying in defeat. (Goad begged Luke Ford to edit the video in his favor then eventually flagged it off YouTube and everywhere else. Fortunately Luke provides it on his site.) He and Ralph would make one of the biggest beta feuds ever.

When you publish anything half as brilliant as The Redneck Manifesto, The Shit Magnet or Answer Me, you can talk shit. Until then, go back to your ironic catboi circlejerk.

Also, Luke edited that video on his own accord.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

When you publish anything half as brilliant as The Redneck Manifesto, The Shit Magnet or Answer Me, you can talk shit. Until then, go back to your ironic catboi circlejerk.

Also, Luke edited that video on his own accord.

Yeah, Goad likes to rely on that line too. “I wrote some good stuff in the past, I get a free pass on acting like an anally injured faggot.” That’s not how it works. He got trounced on that stream and has never gotten over it. Seeing a narcissistic injury inflicted on stream was fascinating and hilarious. Goad will cry about it until the day he suck-starts a shotgun.

He also implored Luke to edit the video. Luke edited it. Maybe he would have done so anyway, but your boy wasted no time in demanding it. Doesn’t much matter, since Goad quickly moved to getting it flagged off multiple platforms. Like I said, he and Ralph have a lot in common.

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

Are you suggesting that Neigh wears the pantsu in the Ralphamale household?

Rand's jewish wife is the breadwinner of the household. I think Subway pays better than being a z-tier list e-celeb. Its clear looking at Ralph and all his former gunt guards they dont have "jobs" (Flamenco, Rand, and Ralph are all "streamers" full time which is another way to say they are NEETs).

 

[Sammich]

When you publish anything half as brilliant as The Redneck Manifesto, The Shit Magnet or Answer Me, you can talk shit. Until then, go back to your ironic catboi circlejerk.

Also, Luke edited that video on his own accord.

The Redneck Manifesto should be required reading for folks, it was great. Goad's rant on canadians was pretty good too.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Ralph thought it was a good idea to go after known fat commentary Youtuber Nicholas DeOrio and share a screenshot from a Youtube video reviewing a doppelgänger masturbating.

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[Lorne Armstrong]

Who ever had Ethan Ralph beheaded by the cartel please stand by for your prize

Funkytown sequel incoming?