DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

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Oh wait this is NOT Swagginz...totally fooled me I mean clearly it's not swagginz so, oh well.

Phil clearly is, arguably, the tallest midget of the dent head lollipop guild

Maybe everyone is too scared to offer help because they're afraid of DSP misreading their correct information, fucking up, and then loudly and prolongly berating them in front of his audience to the point where they pathetically tuck tail and leave the community entirely despite having given him thousands of dollars (until, in the most pathetic display any DSP paypig has made, coming back to give him more money and spend more time modding).

It's lucky this guy isn't Swagginz because that would be the obvious answer to why were he Swagginz.

 

[Dona Morte]

What a PERFECT representation of Phil's stream.
A blackhole of depression and nothing.
14 years of nothing.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Viewers: Hey DSP improve your stream
DSP: NO
Viewers: Hey DSP improve your stream
DSP: NO
Viewers: Hey DSP improve your stream
DSP: NO
>Has a few slow days in a row
DSP: Okay, I will do an extremely low effort thing that I should have been doing all along
>Fucks it up colossally because he's incompetent
DSP: I told you guys this wasn't gonna work! If it ain't broke don't fix it. I will now use this as an excuse to never improve.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Viewers: Hey DSP improve your stream
DSP: NO
Viewers: Hey DSP improve your stream
DSP: NO
Viewers: Hey DSP improve your stream
DSP: NO
>Has a few slow days in a row
DSP: Okay, I will do an extremely low effort thing that I should have been doing all along
>Fucks it up colossally because he's incompetent
DSP: I told you guys this wasn't gonna work! If it ain't broke don't fix it. I will now use this as an excuse to never improve.

Phi, just come out and say that you hate your denthead fans, and that you want them to give you money for no effort whatsoever.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Wow he went from playing so many walking sims to replaying a running sim.

A running sim that is very similar to a game he quit halfway through but with zombies....

 

[Crooked 16th]

You know what's amazing to me is he complains his cpu is maxing out well he streams and records at the same time. But has a laptop he just uses for LIBs, How he has lucked his way to 14 years of doing this never ceases to amaze me.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

that sheet of printer paper with his scribbles all over it will always be one of the most pathetic things about him. its like he's a child pretending to be an adult.

"i need to set this down. I mean it. This is very important. It has everything on it."
When I heard him say that I put my head in my hands.
He's conveying such urgency while holding a random piece of paper with words like House, Gas, Water, and a rounded number like $700 or $1400. That was the gayest shit I've seen in my life. All to fool a bunch of broken brained, swollen tongue, bulging eye retards into thinking he's an adult man because he has the most important piece of paper and Cannot Lose It or Its over.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Oh look, Phil blaming his controller (and not his idiot reflexes) for "dropped inputs" again. And now he wants a new Xbox controller. Dentheads, you know what to do.

 

[TheTractor]

How many beg tweets has he sent these days? Tweets were super rare some months back, now it's almost systemic.

Hold on piggy, the sun will shine after the rain.

 

[you_get_snu snu]

lmaoooo going through bankruptcy themselves apparently and yet supporting phil. Not to mention coming to his stupid ass for legal advice!?!?!? Goodness these people are really something.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP's face when he realized he can break glass. Of course... after chat told him. My god he is retarded.

DSP still thinks he is playing Elden Ring, he spamming the jump attack.

EDIT:
"...of course, I was really hoping for a hella more support"
Mirrors Edge is on the chopping block cause "people dont support old games".

 

[SomeBoyo]

First proper combat moment, he's spamming jump attack like it's ER, even gets the gun off some guy and jump attacks with a gun in his hands

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP trying to jump from crane to crane, died 7 times so far cause he cant run straight, either too drunk or just cant run straight cause he is bad.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

lmaoooo going through bankruptcy themselves apparently and yet supporting phil. Not to mention coming to his stupid ass for legal advice!?!?!? Goodness these people are really something.

You want proof philburt doesn't care about his whales? It's right here. He even has this poor bastard apologize as if it's an attack on him. God this pig is irredeemable.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I don't get this joke. He has run with the stupid pun for ten fuvking years and still thinks it is funny.

Like hahahaha its Dumb Ass get it? It stopped being funny the second time.

Dave's humor is an actual middle schoolers.

My guess is that they had to read The Three Musketeers or The Count of Monte Christo in school one time and since those novels were written by Alexandre Dumas, he saw his last name and thought "Dumas kinda looks like a misspelled dumbass duhuhu."

Reminds me of a guy from my class in high school who would say "Hey dude look! Dostoevsky wrote a book about you!" while holding up The Idiot in my face every single time we'd visit the library. It was funny the first few times but when it's the last month of the senior year you'd think he would've figured out that the joke got stale 3 years ago.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

My guess is that they had to read The Three Musketeers or The Count of Monte Christo in school one time and since those novels were written by Alexandre Dumas, he saw his last name and thought "Dumas kinda looks like a misspelled dumbass duhuhu."

Reminds me of a guy from my class in high school who would say "Hey dude look! Dostoevsky wrote a book about you!" while holding up The Idiot in my face every single time we'd visit the library. It was funny the first few times but when it's the last month of the senior year you'd think he would've figured out that the joke got stale 3 years ago.

You give DSP way too much credit. There was a Dumass/Dumbass commercial that got super popular in early ebaumsworld days, I bet it's just from this

 

[KD6-3.7]

DSP talking to his streamchat about his Christmas “corned beef”…

(Sorry I saw this clip and immediately thought of Pigroach and Kat’s Christmas Dinner Debacle)

 

[Tears for T]

This is the face of a pro gamer, not just this hollow husk of a person.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Mirrors Edge is on the chopping block cause "people dont support old games".

I wonder where that logic was for the GTA Remastered collection and Skyrim. Oh and his beloved port of the SF Collection that he plays every Friday with a player population no higher than 25-30.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Noticing his game schedule
Halo MP
Skyrim
WWE AI battling
Street Fighter
Mirrors Edge

4 of these are just never-ending and incredibly boring. Mirrors Edge was surprisingly entertaining because my god he's terrible. Could easily be beat in two day streams which is why it's night only. Time to sleep.