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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,258
Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
The most hilarious option here is if Kevin goes to England and comes back to find the Tranch empty. It would be in good ole' Phil style to abandon yet another "kid".
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Amphotericin B said:
Kevin pretends to be a young girl and England has immigrant grooming and rape gangs that target young girls. The rape gangs may be so inbred from consanguineous marriage bloodlines they won’t be able to tell the difference.

That sounds like a match made in musk slut heaven to me.
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By Allah, Kev is truly haram and any true Paki Rape Gang would see that and nope the fuck out of there. (Edit: Well I guess with like Lord Ahmed being done for cornholing young boys maybe a couple would throw it in there.)
 
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GethPrime said:
My culture is not your LARP, Penny.

Can't believe we still have to deal with such Hibernophobic nonsense. It's 2022 for chrissake and your appropriative violence is literally another Gorta Mor. Do better.
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I concur, even if I am a frozen north dwelling son of Erin, I am still bold, fearless and have the words of James Connolly in my ears.

To see yet another Troon offensively appropriate and misinterpret our complex and intricate culture is just beyond intolerable.

Where is Miranda Richardson when you need her?
 
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Winnie the Poohnani said:
Also, still waiting on even one single bit of photographic proof that any of the things they've said actually happened.

It's astounding that they've been under armed siege and had firefights, yet the same smartphones they use to take photos of their shitty burrito night atrocities don't seem to work when it comes to taking snaps of Earl and His Henchmen.

It is a mystery. It's almost as if it's all either part of their collective delusion, or part of their collective scam. Much like their belief that they are actually women in that regard.
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The Tranch encounters with "Right Wing Deathsquads" are right up there with people who "totally saw a bigfoot" or "had a UFO hover over my house" yet strangely all cameras just stopped working.
 
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He wouldn’t end his game in Minecraft early over being abandoned by the Tranch group. If this happened, he’d spill the Penny’s secrets for attention and money to get a new place. He’d also play polycule abuse victim to (in his mind) absolve himself of involvement in Tranch wrongdoings.

What would get him to 41 himself is if he’s ostracized on Twitter for some reason.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
It's been a long while since I last looked in on this thread. Has Kevin gotten even stupider, or has he always been like this?
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I think he is about the same. It is just easy to forget how stupid he is when you are away from his stupidity for a while. Rationally, no one should be that stupid.

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I love how his first assumption is "this person is transphobic" rather than "this person hates furry pedophiles." Defensive much, Kev?
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To Kev, clearly, there is no distinction between trans and furry pedophiles.
 
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Oxyjen said:
Uh, “convicted” absolutely means you did something, doesn’t it? Like, you were found guilt by a court.
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discombobulate said:
"Not my friend. Xe was falsely accused of molesting a child and railroaded by the transphobic court simply because xe is trans."
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I still find this crazy belief from Troons to be in the top five craziest things believed by Troons.

Especially in the US.
If courts there were remotely up to such things, there is no shortage of ambulance chasing Saul Goodman lawyers looking for a civil rights case which would cement a reputation and make them a fortune in damages.

I know the legal system is pretty corrupt and not being white is often a one way ticket to the big house, but anyone falsely convicted of child sex charges would be putting out all the feelers for a lawyer ready to overturn their conviction they could.
Nothing else is more damaging to a persons life, reputation, or puts them at so much risk in prison.
 
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I think it’s less them distrusting the justice system and more them thinking it should be legal to rape children. Troons overlap with the r/childfree psychos, they don’t like kids and don’t care if they’re harmed.

Blaming the justice system is a convenient way for them to backtrack.
 
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