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MissAnthropist said:
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I think another Kiwi has said this, but since I know folks check up on this thread for him: thanks for making me take skincare more seriously, Kevvy. I used to just use simple cleanser and moisturizer, but since reading this thread I never leave the house without SPF and a hat, and I have a solid morning and night skin routine.

Isn't Phil a self-proclaimed skincare nerd from way back? Has he taught his "kitten" nothing?

That forehead, my man.
Retinol. Stat.
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what in god's name is this abomination.

im around his age and have the start of 1 tiny crease on my forehead, have never used skin care products in my life.

this makes me want to start researching everything known to man and putting it on my forehead so i dont end up like this. HOW does this even happen. my elderly aunt doesn't look this bad and she's practically made out of leather these days.
 
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White-Kettle Shufflepunk said:
I can sort of see another, perhaps subconscious appeal: trans shit just makes more sense for Transformers than human beings. Transformers don’t really have sex, they’re robots.
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That's actually the funny thing to me, to a normal person one would imagine a show for children about robots should be non sexual in theory, but not to Kevin apparently, as there have been instances of him drawing rule 34 Transformers porn in the past.

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NotFatChild said:
what in god's name is this abomination.

im around his age and have the start of 1 tiny crease on my forehead, have never used skin care products in my life.

this makes me want to start researching everything known to man and putting it on my forehead so i dont end up like this. HOW does this even happen. my elderly aunt doesn't look this bad and she's practically made out of leather these days.
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*Part* of it is just genetics. Some people are born with one or two big forehead wrinkles - just the way the skin moves when you raise your eyebrows etc.

What concerns me is all the discoloration and atrophic wrinkles on top of the regular expression wrinkles. That's caused by collagen breakdown which absolutely happens from a shitty lifestyle. He could easily be on the verge of scurvy too lol.

Kevin, eat some citrus.
 
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Chef Hanlon said:
That's actually the funny thing to me, to a normal person one would imagine a show for children about robots should be non sexual in theory, but not to Kevin apparently, as there have been instances of him drawing rule 34 Transformers porn in the past.

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I love how I point out that Transformers don’t really have children as a rule, and then I find out the bastard drew porn of the one legit child Transformer character.
 
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Chef Hanlon said:
That's actually the funny thing to me, to a normal person one would imagine a show for children about robots should be non sexual in theory, but not to Kevin apparently, as there have been instances of him drawing rule 34 Transformers porn in the past.

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Is this a recent rule 34 screencap? Because why the hell is gadget hackwrech featured? Did tres McNeil die? Or is it cause of the god awful "reboot" coming out?
NotFatChild said:
HOW does this even happen. my elderly aunt doesn't look this bad and she's practically made out of leather these days.
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It's quite simply really Kevin's been stuffing his fat gob with cheap greasy fast food for so long coupled With being lazy and not getting any physical activity for so long, add on a lifetime of never washing himself, never drinking water, and going on hrt resulting in hormonal imbalance that effects his body chemistry.

I'm not a Dr but if I could give a diagnosis I'd say... His body is breaking down and prematurely aging due to poor lifestyle choices.
 
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White-Kettle Shufflepunk said:
Transformers don’t really have sex, they’re robots.
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Because there isn't canonical sexual intercourse in Transformers, there are at least two different philosophical factions among Transformers fans based on how they believe the Transformers have sex:
  • Spark sex, where they do more abstract robot-like things like jacking in and sharing data (sexually)
  • Sticky sex, where they just do regular human-style penis/orifice things, except they're still robots
Pardon if I got details wrong; I learned this while following a personal semi-cow. Transformers are kind of alive inorganic life forms due to some divine spark thing, like golems with free will more than biomechs or EVA units, but I'm not autistic enough to understand the lore better than that.
 
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Beast From 20000 Faggums said:
Flying to the UK to hide inside your hotel and occasionally set foot outside to look at plastic robots you could buy literally anywhere else.... Never change, Kevin!
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Is Kevin the tranny equivalent of Ethan Ralph? not in respect to the size of their gunts but their shared proclivities to travel to foreign nations and do fuck all once there. All that remains to be seen is if Kevin gets beaten and robbed by youths.
 
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AGPinochet said:
Is Kevin the tranny equivalent of Ethan Ralph? not in respect to the size of their gunts but their shared proclivities to travel to foreign nations and do fuck all once there. All that remains to be seen is if Kevin gets beaten and robbed by youths.
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At least Kevin doesn't have rape accusations out against him yet.
 
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