Share Your School Stories - Weirdos, freaks, and idiots (self-inclusion optional)

One of my teachers was both half a land whale and legit on of the ugliest men I’ve ever met. I can’t even really describe why he was ugly, because he didn’t have a single weird feature or even an especially ugly face, but every single part of his body resembled a potato. He was so plain that it became just ugly. He was also clinically depressed but imho there was also something else like maybe BPD. This man would spend like hours talking about mental illnesses and how they are unavoidable and how everyone of us would end up experiencing it on our life. Some kids started having legit panic attacks because of him and parents finally had him kicked out of school.
 
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serious n00b said:
damn he was right
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I’m a way yes. And I’m not against educating teens about mental health, but he encouraged stupid shit like self diagnosis or sometimes even tried to give kids diagnosis lol
Academically he was great and could have achieved peak results but he was insane and sometimes even cried in class
 
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Mr. Confederate Man said:
American schools are draconian is why. If his was anything like mine, they’d try to implicate him too.

“Since you knew about the gun, you must have been part of his plan…”
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Yeah, "zero tolerance" policies are 100% bullshit. Mine wouldn't have "tried" to implicate anyone, they'd just automatically do it and refuse to listen, innocent until proven guilty be damned.
 
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I've got a few stories to tell:
I and my friends used to bully this gay autistic rich kid that had that stereotypically gay lisp. He was pretty dumb and was like 16 in the 7th/8th grade. Also, much like Chris Chan, he got baited by the first person that jumped in his dms, so much so that he would flirt with people that had bullied him a few hours previously (in this case one of my friends, who would then leak the messages and make fun of him). He would also have weird outbursts at the school libraries (including screaming, and... moaning???), and would actively avoid/run away when he saw us.

Our school also actively integrated disabled people into school life, which kinda sucked, because clearly, the middle-aged ladies that help them had no idea what they were doing and were downright abusive sometimes. It led, however, to some very hilarious situations:

- The Kid with down syndrome, being caught many times furiously masturbating, and the caretakers doing absolutely nothing to stop it. He was a fun dude though. We had music during recess and he could bust down some moves!
- Lightning Mcqueen, a kid who was confined to a wheelchair because I think the doctors fucked up the delivery when he was a child? Anyways he loved to chase down people with his little wheelchair and fucking destroy their feet. That got kinda annoying after a while, so one time we straight up refuse to let him pass the area we were seated in. That almost got us in trouble, but the kid was a wimp and didn't really report anything (plus I felt bad and let him go)
- Blonde Kid that was just retarded. He spent recess touching his balls and getting really handsy with girls and playing in the garden and pretending it was Minecraft. Also drooling all over the place.

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Europoor2002 said:
- Lightning Mcqueen, a kid who was confined to a wheelchair because I think the doctors fucked up the delivery when he was a child? Anyways he loved to chase down people with his little wheelchair and fucking destroy their feet. That got kinda annoying after a while, so one time we straight up refuse to let him pass the area we were seated in. That almost got us in trouble, but the kid was a wimp and didn't really report anything (plus I felt bad and let him go)
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Did anyone try to knock the fucker down or out of his chair?
 
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There was this fat autist that I had to suffer with throughout gymnasium and then high school, but the gymnasium time was the worst. Back then I still had individual education because I couldn't stay focused in class since primary school, so I had to sit with this fat fuck at one room during breaks and free time. He constantly clapped his hands, looked at his fingers moving and made weird sounds, and occasionally made physical contact with me, like trying to get me to play tag or to hug me and I fucking hated it. He also sang Hakuna Matata and I Like To Move It from Madagascar to the point that even now I cannot listen to those songs. But during high school I ended up having to go with my class because of changes in the education system and honestly, those were my best school years, making friends with my class, doing banter and playing games on lessons (because we had really chill lessons at IT classes). But that fucking autist was the worst part of it all.
 
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Spunt said:
Someone recorded his screams on their phone and set it as the startup sound on all the school computers (this was in the late 90s when that sort of thing was really quite complicated to do)
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Kids with cellphones at school in the late 90's? I must say, this sounds suspicious, but not impossible. I give your story a thumbs up because it's hilarious either way.
RunRufusRun said:
My last year of Jr High I had to swtich schools. Got sent to a Jr High that was 98% black. Also was located right next to a paper mill. Which if you don't know stink badly.

For some reason the cafetiria could only hold 50 kids,and there was 100 kids at each lunch break.. So you got rushed to eat. Then once that was over you went stood outside in the heat and mega humidity smelling the paper mill.
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Bogalusa?
 
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Caesare said:
Kids with cellphones at school in the late 90's? I must say, this sounds suspicious, but not impossible. I give your story a thumbs up because it's hilarious either way.
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You are unfamiliar with nuke-proof canoe phones? Only 90s kids will remember playing Snake on this!

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Got two fun ones.

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Was in elementary, had one of these pencils but the eraser fell out. So there was just this metal circle on the end. I was fidgety little fucker and kept pressing the thing against my thumb. Well somehow it managed to slice into my tiny child thumb. All the fucking way, like half a centimeter directly into the base of my thumb. Left a perfect little circle, but didn't take a chunk out since the meat was still attached.

Now the autistic part, I was more worried about getting reprimanded for being stupid than I wanted help. Somehow I did not cry, scream, or draw any attention to myself. I tore out some notebook paper, wrapped my thumb, hid it under my desk. The thing was bleeding like a motherfucker and soaked through the entire page of paper. Miraculously no one noticed this and I just bandaged it when I got home.

I did the same thing again with scissors like a year later too. I was retarded kid.
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Second story is just an odd experience I had. In middle school I had a fem-dom bully. She was a couple years older than me and had started puberty, so she was taller and had started developing tits. Needless to say she was extremely intimidating to child me. She constantly fucked with me by making advances on me, calling me her little boyfriend, etc. Being a dumb kid I would sperg out and run away.

It was so odd though, she never did anything else to fuck with me. In retrospect it was pretty harmless. I also never saw her before or after the year she fucked with me. Never even knew her name. She just fell out of the sky, fucked with me for a year, and then vanished. Sometimes I wonder if I narrowly avoided being in an irl shota hentai.
 
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Slav Power said:
He also sang Hakuna Matata and I Like To Move It from Madagascar to the point that even now I cannot listen to those songs.
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What is it with spergs and those two specific songs? There was a dude in high school who kept on trying to talk to me about those movies and fucking Shrek lol. I mean, in that instance, I get it that was his way of being friendly (during that time, I had a splitting headache in my study hall and he started talking to me when I put my head up) but I was still like, "dude, I haven't watched those movies since I was little. I ain't into that like you are".
 
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Goth Commie said:
What is it with spergs and those two specific songs? There was a dude in high school who kept on trying to talk to me about those movies and fucking Shrek lol. I mean, in that instance, I get it that was his way of being friendly (during that time, I had a splitting headache in my study hall and he started talking to me when I put my head up) but I was still like, "dude, I haven't watched those movies since I was little. I ain't into that like you are".
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I remember back in HS (and everywhere else since) hating retards who would suddenly start talking to you while you were reading a book. It's like bitch, first I'm trying to read, not talk to a bitch, and second, part of why I even am reading this book is to avoid talking to retards.
 
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Caesare said:
Yeah, I got that exact phone in 2002. Very durable, unlike the phones of today. Snake was pretty fun. You could play versus with people if they were in the same room as you.

I just remember cellphone ownership moving pretty fast during those few years, where it was a big difference between 1998 and 2002.

I recall kids (kids younger than me, I was in high school) were starting to get them around the time I got mine.

I remember in 99' when Columbine happened, people were surprised at hearing that the school kids were calling the police while that was going on from their cellphones, because it was pretty unusual for even high school kids to have cellphones at the time.

I remember people saying that Columbine must have been a rich school for so many of the students to have cellphones.
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I remember when my friends got phones with text messaging.

One of the first messages they sent each other was:

8===D
 
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