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I wouldn't put it past him to have seen some form of cartoon adaptation in School and for some reason that bit stuck for some reason, I doubt he's read Alice in Wonderland but @Elaine Benes idea of Bob reading it to him is a possibility as well, we know Bob tried for a long time before he gave in so reading to him sounds right.
 
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Big Nasty said:
What would have happened if Megan had put out?
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The amount of Sonichu comics memorializing this event would have been innumerable. And he still would have found a way to mess it all up. Barb would have found some excuse or another to hate the poor girl.

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Crystal.
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How do you reckon Crystal would have turned out? The little girl would be around 7 now, right? Jesus...
 
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Ravenor said:
No, any "normal" woman wouldn't be interested in him and Chris isn't interested in people like himself so that leaves nobody really.
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Like @Marvin says theres a massive disconnect between the standards chris presents and what he would settle for.
Not wanting to sound to harsh but the wallflower was a pretty exceptional individually and not a looker (sorrry im sure shes a nice person) but chris went head over heels. Hambeast and kacey didnt exactly fit CWCs criteria for a potential heart sweet but that didnt stop him from pawing at them.
I think old chris could have settled with someone like himself but tomgirl chris honestly has nothing to offer a woman autistic or otherwise.
 
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MMX said:
Like @Marvin says theres a massive disconnect between the standards chris presents and what he would settle for.
Not wanting to sound to harsh but the wallflower was a pretty exceptional individually and not a looker (sorrry im sure shes a nice person) but chris went head over heels. Hambeast and kacey didnt exactly fit CWCs criteria for a potential heart sweet but that didnt stop him from pawing at them.
I think old chris could have settled with someone like himself but tomgirl chris honestly has nothing to offer a woman autistic or otherwise.
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True but I was thinking more along the lines of obvious impairments, from my understanding Wallflower was more self aware than Chris and was probably more sheltered than anything else. We all know his standards are fungable (i.e. it has a pulse, he'd try and hit it) but he's got a real problem with people like himself from my understanding so if his hypothetical partner was the same as him in any way he'd pick up on it would cause ructions.
 
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Ravenor said:
True but I was thinking more along the lines of obvious impairments, from my understanding Wallflower was more self aware than Chris and was probably more sheltered than anything else. We all know his standards are fungable (i.e. it has a pulse, he'd try and hit it) but he's got a real problem with people like himself from my understanding so if his hypothetical partner was the same as him in any way he'd pick up on it would cause ructions.
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I honestly think old chris would have been willing to over look anything short of his potential fuck buddy walking around in a zombie like state.
And even then it still had something of interestx
 
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anusaurus said:
Not exactly sure where this should go threadwise, but I was reading Alice in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass, and came across what I believe is the origin of Chris' "I have a fish, would you like to make a wish".

From I Sent A Message To The Fish
"I sent a message to the fish;
I told them "This is what I wish"

- I knew the rhyme was too clever for him to have come up with himself
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He rhymed 'fish' with 'wish'. It's really not that clever..
 
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asperhes said:
I'm skeptical. These books are way too complex for Chris, and he's never made any reference to them. You can literally count the number of books he's read in his life on one hand. If you think he's too stupid to have come up with the rhyme himself, he's certainly too fucking stupid to read Lewis Carroll. Chris would have copied the phrasing exactly, as he did in his latest Christmas videos. I think it's just coincidence.
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I wouldn't disagree with you there (given his limit to R. L. Stine in high school).

Ravenor said:
I wouldn't put it past him to have seen some form of cartoon adaptation in School and for some reason that bit stuck for some reason, I doubt he's read Alice in Wonderland but @Elaine Benes idea of Bob reading it to him is a possibility as well, we know Bob tried for a long time before he gave in so reading to him sounds right.
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Sad to think Chris had the "Bedtime Story" experience at all (unless Bob didn't read it to him before bedtime).
 
What's the worst run in Chris had with actually bad people? Was it just that one time he got punched at school? I don't think anything happened when he was stuck in Ohio, no?
 
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What's the worst run in Chris had with actually bad people? Was it just that one time he got punched at school? I don't think anything happened when he was stuck in Ohio, no?
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I think that the kid that punched him on the bus was the most malevolent person Chris has encountered that wasn't his mother. Chris did avoid pissing off anyone that could have hurt him in Ohio.

Chris is sheltered and a homebody. For most of his adult life he was only out and about during daylight hours and by the time the sun went down he was back home playing video games. He has limited exposure to the sort of places frequented by dangerous people. Impulse isn't a biker bar, but every time Chris goes there he has a chance of pissing someone off, and an angry drunk won't notice or care he's a sped.
 
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Trilby said:
I wouldn't disagree with you there (given his limit to R. L. Stine in high school).


Sad to think Chris had the "Bedtime Story" experience at all (unless Bob didn't read it to him before bedtime).
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I meant he probably saw one of the many movie adaptations, not that it was read to him or he read it himself.
Chris' best friends growing up seem to have been vidya and TV.
 
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anusaurus said:
I meant he probably saw one of the many movie adaptations, not that it was read to him or he read it himself.
Chris' best friends growing up seem to have been vidya and TV.
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Doesn't surprise me at all.
 
Putting this here because it probably doesn't justify its own thread;


A CWC clip appears in Smosh's "Honest Game Trailers" series. This one of course based on Sonic the Hedgehog.
 
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Putting this here because it probably doesn't justify its own thread;


A CWC clip appears in Smosh's "Honest Game Trailers" series. This one of course based on Sonic the Hedgehog.
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This is perfect!
 
I dunno if this has ever been asked ot brought up in this thread, but if you photoshopped a picture of Chris as he is now, but altered it just enough so that he would barely recognize it as himself, would he think he was a beautiful woman?
 
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I was perusing the CWCki just now and noticed that a field agent attending the court hearing on May 7th had been approached by someone claiming to have been a reporter interested in the christorical community. Does anyone have any more info about that, her affiliation or if she has made any other attempts to contact christorians?
 
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