Boogie: "I don't know, I just don't know why people don't like me."
Yes you do, Boogie, it's been explained to you many times in many ways. You're a liar, you're a professional victim, you've thrown every person whose done good by you under the bus for just a few more minutes of attention and you're just compulsively lying all the time about every little thing.
Putting aside how you look and smell, THESE are the things that make you a miserable person to be around. You can't be trusted in any scenario.
When you're not mean, you're being a pervert and sometimes you're both.
You say the most ignorant junk and then blame it on your "edgy humour" when there's no joke to be had. Jokes have structure and punchlines, they aren't just saying something hurtful and then calling it a joke because you got in trouble. And you, Boogie, you get defensive about having your name mentioned and there being even a possibility that someone is saying something negative. You've got no empathy, no sense of humour, no consistent personality....
People don't like you because of that.
You're not nice, dude, you're not a good person. Your insides match your disgusting exterior perfectly; you a spineless, greasy, gelatinous glob of puss and fat with only vaguely recognizable human features. Repeating you're a good person over and over doesn't make it true, you should know for how often you repeat all your other very easily disproven lies. You are a consumer and nothing else and as a species we recognize that you are a waste of resources and energy and don't want to support you financially or emotionally because of it.
Everyone who interacts with you can see the emotional traps you lay down, and your entire audience can see when you step in them yourself so you can cry "who put that there?" You're the only one who enjoys that drama, so every one else just avoids you.
That's why no one likes you.
The best part about this podcast cut is that it once again shows just how much of Boogie's real personality is known by people in his line of business these days. These guys are talking about him inserting his sugar baby's foot into his mouth, they know about his Seeking.com profile, and of course, his humiliation fetish. This is all a lot more information than you'd get reading a reddit writeup.
It would be interesting if Boogie even bothers to go to future Vidcons, all his peers think he's a fucking weirdo and not in a "youtuber eccentric guy" way.
I think Muta followed the Chris chan stuff for a while so I'm pretty sure he knows about the farms but I doubt he's ever admitted so directly just because we've kind of become the online version of Voldemort where even mentioning knowledge of us can ruin your life and I guess gives us power?
I'm not entirely sure how it works, I've never been scared of a bunch of autistic faggots who sit around and gossip about the local freakshows before so I don't really understand how we've become a thing of nightmares.
Regardless, I think he and a few others are probably regulars, which is kind of cool imo since they have the ear of the normies and take the truth to the masses.
The truth of course being that Boogie is fat and that none of the 4000 kiwi farmers logged on tonight would have sex with him.
To add more insult to injury, one of the guys from The Official Podcast actually replied to boogie's video. It's hilarious to know the sentiments shared here are also exactly what everyone - even the youtubers he desperately wants to be accepted by - believe. Absolutely everyone knows he's a manipulative piece of shit.
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Holy shit.
So he goes on this rant comparing them to his high school bullies (bra in locker? Yeah right, bras are expensive) so he can sing his Woe-is-Me song for the next few weeks and one of the guys he calls out wasn't even there.
I really REALLY don't get this. He must be playing 4D chess again.
Why does he pretend he doesn't watch the videos or listen to the podcasts he's mentioned on? What does he gain from pretending he hasn't listened to it on loop 12 times already just wishing his trex arms could reach his useless mircopeen and rub one out at the idea of being a victim to these heinous bullies.
You're responding directly to it, Boogie, so obviously you must know what they said otherwise you're just responding to what you assume people are saying about you and calling them out for it. Which makes no sense whatsoever.
In no universe do you get victim points for being hurt by a conversation that took place entirely in your own head.
So you either ignored it and have no idea who was there and what was said or you're informed enough to response, pick one Boogie because it's actually impossible to have it both ways.
If anything Boogie, you're lashing out at Critikal for no reason to your audience of millions and you know what that makes you?
It makes you everything you called Ethan and everything you're about to call Muta and these others. But what's to be expected, his attitude and his actions are just like his life advice; rules for thee but not for me!
