Best of Corporate Pride Month Items - Gotta get me some of that demographic money, right boys?

[dry roasted]

Disney recently renamed their "Rainbow" collection to "Pride" collection, with the explanation that rainbows are vague and Pride is not. They are very Proud of themselves for being so progressive.

Oreos will come in packaging covered in encouraging, reaffirming messages from "allies" with an empty space on the front for you to add your own sentiment. The tops of the cookies will say "Proud" instead of "Oreo".

Skittles will be gray again (tasty) to, as they put it, "give the rainbow away to where it matters" or some crap like that. The packaging will have designs by people who are so lacking in skill the only way they're ever hired is so companies like this can virtue signal about supporting queer artists.

It seems like most stores aren't promoting on their home pages yet but if you search you can find new products being added. North Face has a (year-round) big collection that will be used to send queer kids to camp which sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.

In the realm of footwear we have UGG selling trans pride slides to toddlers and children, Sperry with boat shoes for your woke grandparents, and Vans with sneakers embellished by queer artists. I've been noticing a trend that a lot of this queer art is very busy, it reminds me of zoomer tattoos, lots of little shit thrown together like maybe if they do a lot it won't be as obvious none of it is very good, like that principle about how women look more attractive in a group than they do individually. Whatever the thinking behind it, it's terrible. Also Doc Martens, they've completely alienated the skinhead market at this point.

Target has "Trans rights are human rights" tees for toddlers and kids, and they're already being review bombed.

I haven't seen too much yet of my favorite type of Pride product, which is the completely absurd and unnecessary, but I'll leave you with a couple. Pet leg warmers and an inclusive cat scratch house:

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Disney recently renamed their "Rainbow" collection to "Pride" collection, with the explanation that rainbows are vague and Pride is not. They are very Proud of themselves for being so progressive.
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Oreos will come in packaging covered in encouraging, reaffirming messages from "allies" with an empty space on the front for you to add your own sentiment. The tops of the cookies will say "Proud" instead of "Oreo".
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Skittles will be gray again (tasty) to, as they put it, "give the rainbow away to where it matters" or some crap like that. The packaging will have designs by people who are so lacking in skill the only way they're ever hired is so companies like this can virtue signal about supporting queer artists.
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It seems like most stores aren't promoting on their home pages yet but if you search you can find new products being added. North Face has a (year-round) big collection that will be used to send queer kids to camp which sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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In the realm of footwear we have UGG selling trans pride slides to toddlers and children, Sperry with boat shoes for your woke grandparents, and Vans with sneakers embellished by queer artists. I've been noticing a trend that a lot of this queer art is very busy, it reminds me of zoomer tattoos, lots of little shit thrown together like maybe if they do a lot it won't be as obvious none of it is very good, like that principle about how women look more attractive in a group than they do individually. Whatever the thinking behind it, it's terrible. Also Doc Martens, they've completely alienated the skinhead market at this point.
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Target has "Trans rights are human rights" tees for toddlers and kids, and they're already being review bombed.
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I haven't seen too much yet of my favorite type of Pride product, which is the completely absurd and unnecessary, but I'll leave you with a couple. Pet leg warmers and an inclusive cat scratch house:
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now my cats can metaphorically destroy nigs and fags. i'd buy it.

 

[retard strength]

Oh damn the Oreo packaging has some good potential. Hate crimes and literal genocide incoming.

 

[Catboi]

Disney recently renamed their "Rainbow" collection to "Pride" collection, with the explanation that rainbows are vague and Pride is not. They are very Proud of themselves for being so progressive.
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Oreos will come in packaging covered in encouraging, reaffirming messages from "allies" with an empty space on the front for you to add your own sentiment. The tops of the cookies will say "Proud" instead of "Oreo".
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Skittles will be gray again (tasty) to, as they put it, "give the rainbow away to where it matters" or some crap like that. The packaging will have designs by people who are so lacking in skill the only way they're ever hired is so companies like this can virtue signal about supporting queer artists.
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It seems like most stores aren't promoting on their home pages yet but if you search you can find new products being added. North Face has a (year-round) big collection that will be used to send queer kids to camp which sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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In the realm of footwear we have UGG selling trans pride slides to toddlers and children, Sperry with boat shoes for your woke grandparents, and Vans with sneakers embellished by queer artists. I've been noticing a trend that a lot of this queer art is very busy, it reminds me of zoomer tattoos, lots of little shit thrown together like maybe if they do a lot it won't be as obvious none of it is very good, like that principle about how women look more attractive in a group than they do individually. Whatever the thinking behind it, it's terrible. Also Doc Martens, they've completely alienated the skinhead market at this point.
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Target has "Trans rights are human rights" tees for toddlers and kids, and they're already being review bombed.
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I haven't seen too much yet of my favorite type of Pride product, which is the completely absurd and unnecessary, but I'll leave you with a couple. Pet leg warmers and an inclusive cat scratch house:
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Before I wished lesbians weren't ignored during Pride and now the monkeys paw has granted my wish. Our flag is on the worst corporate shit while we get insulted and have trannies taking over our spaces. Sigh.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

tbh i feel like if there's any brand to release pride themed shit and have it actually correlate to the brand itself, skittles is high on the list. they could've done something funner with it but that's asking too much

 

[DiggieSmalls]

At this point fags are allowed to:
Vote
Adopt
Marry
Groom Kids
Push their bullshit lifestyle on everyone
Generally be indignant pieces of shit

What fags should do:
Fuck off

 

[Duke Nukem]

Before I wished lesbians weren't ignored during Pride and now the monkeys paw has granted my wish. Our flag is on the worst corporate shit while we get insulted and have trannies taking over our spaces. Sigh.

Honestly I think the only people who buy this crap are straight folks trying to "prove" that they aren't raging homophobes. It's pretty telling that once gay marriage got legalized they suddenly "support" the idea of being gay.

Funny how none of this shit existed when it would have potentially been a challenge to one's profit margins. If Nazism became trendy they would switch over to swastika banners and Adolf Hitler Funkos just to keep the coins rolling in.

I'm not even joking.

 

[NoReturn]

Disney recently renamed their "Rainbow" collection to "Pride" collection, with the explanation that rainbows are vague and Pride is not. They are very Proud of themselves for being so progressive.
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Oreos will come in packaging covered in encouraging, reaffirming messages from "allies" with an empty space on the front for you to add your own sentiment. The tops of the cookies will say "Proud" instead of "Oreo".
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Skittles will be gray again (tasty) to, as they put it, "give the rainbow away to where it matters" or some crap like that. The packaging will have designs by people who are so lacking in skill the only way they're ever hired is so companies like this can virtue signal about supporting queer artists.
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It seems like most stores aren't promoting on their home pages yet but if you search you can find new products being added. North Face has a (year-round) big collection that will be used to send queer kids to camp which sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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In the realm of footwear we have UGG selling trans pride slides to toddlers and children, Sperry with boat shoes for your woke grandparents, and Vans with sneakers embellished by queer artists. I've been noticing a trend that a lot of this queer art is very busy, it reminds me of zoomer tattoos, lots of little shit thrown together like maybe if they do a lot it won't be as obvious none of it is very good, like that principle about how women look more attractive in a group than they do individually. Whatever the thinking behind it, it's terrible. Also Doc Martens, they've completely alienated the skinhead market at this point.
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Target has "Trans rights are human rights" tees for toddlers and kids, and they're already being review bombed.
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I haven't seen too much yet of my favorite type of Pride product, which is the completely absurd and unnecessary, but I'll leave you with a couple. Pet leg warmers and an inclusive cat scratch house:
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You ever take a step back and remember all this is about sex?

It's been inflated into communities and subcultures and replacements for actual personalities, but at the end of the day it still comes down to buttsex and licking pussy.
TPTB have spun it into "Who you love" but hasn't that just made things worse? Men can have close intimate relationships with other dudes without fucking each other, but this obfuscation conflates the two more than the evil conservatives ever did. Hell, on my rounds on TikTok I'm seeing teenage girls calling themselves "queer" because they don't want to kiss their friends but still feel close to them. Shit's bizarre.

Funny how none of this shit existed when it would have potentially been a challenge to one's profit margins. If Nazism became trendy they would switch over to swastika banners and Adolf Hitler Funkos just to keep the coins rolling in.

 

[Duke Nukem]

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Oh fuck me.

That can't possibly be for real.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Oh fuck me.

That can't possibly be for real.

It's not, which makes me a bit sad.

 

[Duke Nukem]

It's not, which makes me a bit sad.

I'm pretty sure that when all is said and done and the actual end of the world actually happens, Funko Pops will be the only object left to commemorate the passing of our so-called "civilization."

 

[NoReturn]

I'm pretty sure that when all is said and done and the actual end of the world actually happens, Funko Pops will be the only object left to commemorate the passing of our so-called "civilization."

"Ritual purposes"

 

[Education Lottery]

Riot Games, in the usual fashion, will be adding Pride month-themed emotes and icons to League of Legends:

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Note that last year, the Pride-themed items were released in Turkey, and certain SEA countries, as "Spring Color Festival" items. I don't know if these icons will be censored for those regions.

And we'll see if DOTA 2 and CSGO go this route of adding Pride items too or not, given that the regions where those games are popular, i.e. Russia/CIS and SEA, are not LGBT-friendly.

??? I didn't think these characters were gay wtf. Riot are the worst .
Letting fanfiction writers into the writing room is retarded.

Wow. It's one thing to have a storyline that has the establishment of a couple that happens to be same sex, but it's another just to shoehorn this without much mention just to make fujobux during pride. Even if it had been established in canon, using it for pride merch is the most shameless thing.
How much you wanna bet one is a FtM?

The packaging will have designs by people who are so lacking in skill the only way they're ever hired is so companies like this can virtue signal about supporting queer artists.

I love how they a just so happen to resemble badly mimed Memphis style Fiverr-sourced clip art.

Target has "Trans rights are human rights" tees for toddlers and kids, and they're already being review bombed.

Serves them right.

Honestly I think the only people who buy this crap are straight folks trying to "prove" that they aren't raging homophobes. It's pretty telling that once gay marriage got legalized they suddenly "support" the idea of being gay.

Funny how none of this shit existed when it would have potentially been a challenge to one's profit margins. If Nazism became trendy they would switch over to swastika banners and Adolf Hitler Funkos just to keep the coins rolling in.

I'm not even joking.

There's a population of people who exist to signal for the sake of belonging without much thought beyond the fact they can buy things to make up for their lack of personality.
In my experience, it's both those straights you mentioned, and spicy straights identifying as "queer." Sad, obnoxious, and overpaid.

 

[LikeRivenIRL]

spicy straights identifying as "queer." Sad, obnoxious, and overpaid.

Spicy straights is the perfect term to describe these people. Absolute losers.

 

[Delaited]

Spicy straights is the perfect term to describe these people. Absolute losers.

Ah yes, the:

- asexuals who want, like, and have sex but need a label (so what the fuck is asexuality them?) or the demisexuals aka normal human sexuality levels

- women randomly coming out as bi after marriage to fit in with their queer friends

- people in a straight marriage/relationship but don’t want to be the oppressor

I have a cousin in category 2; she came out after marriage and having a kid. All her friends are some flavor of qweer and her mother is a POS. She just wanted to put her infant in “Bi Mom” onesies at Pride and is constantly trying to queer the poor kid. He will be transed and I know it. I’ve met him (a toddler now) and he loves cars and tractors. I will call her out on her shit, but luckily her husband is a mechanic and into manly stuff so he has hope.

 

[Discourteous Discourse]

Here's a small sample of Target's low effort pandering trash. The only people who seem to buy this stuff are whitebread Facebook mothers. The rest will end up on clearance racks before going to a landfill, much like Target's pro-black merchandise. Local overstock and thrift stores won't touch this stuff.


Ok, groomer.

 

[Catboi]

Here's a small sample of Target's low effort pandering trash. The only people who seem to buy this stuff are whitebread Facebook mothers. The rest will end up on clearance racks before going to a landfill, much like Target's pro-black merchandise. Local overstock and thrift stores won't touch this stuff.
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Ok, groomer.

The Rainbow bra would be some cute hippie accessorie if it wasn't supposed to be a tit squisher for queer fatties

 

[Nasty Habits]

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OK, these are kind of heat, faggotry aside

 

[Duke Nukem]

Wow. It's one thing to have a storyline that has the establishment of a couple that happens to be same sex, but it's another just to shoehorn this without much mention just to make fujobux during pride. Even if it had been established in canon, using it for pride merch is the most shameless thing.
How much you wanna bet one is a FtM?


I love how they a just so happen to resemble badly mimed Memphis style Fiverr-sourced clip art.


Serves them right.

There's a population of people who exist to signal for the sake of belonging without much thought beyond the fact they can buy things to make up for their lack of personality.
In my experience, it's both those straights you mentioned, and spicy straights identifying as "queer." Sad, obnoxious, and overpaid.

Yeah I think "queer" is a catchall term for anyone who isn't necessarily gay or bi but doesn't want to identify with those horrible "breeders" because like homophobia or something. And yeah that sounds about right, most people are NPCs but some more than others.

"I tried anal with my girlfriend once, does that make me gay?"

It's the sexual equivalent of "white people have no culture so I'll steal someone else's."

 

[Delaited]

Here's a small sample of Target's low effort pandering trash. The only people who seem to buy this stuff are whitebread Facebook mothers. The rest will end up on clearance racks before going to a landfill, much like Target's pro-black merchandise. Local overstock and thrift stores won't touch this stuff.
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Ok, groomer.

I live in a blue county and every Target skipped right past Pride to 4th of July. All the cheap stuff when you enter is red, white, and blue or summer-themed. There's a few things in the pet section kind of tucked away on a back shelf or a few mugs in a hidden area, but no shirts or gear. I'm glad they seem to be skipping it.

The nearest place I can find any of this junk is in a college town 50+ miles away.

So there is hope that it's not getting plastered all over the place.