DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[YokuNamaTwo]

You know your career is sad when the best controversial thing you can explain is masturbating on stream.


Phil: "I was jacking off to something stupid and dumb that I don't remember!"

Lmaoooo

EDIT: Machinima contacted him and asked if he was okay after masterbating lmaoooo

"I never took down anything!"

 

[The One And Only SALTE]

Phil is exaggerating the Machinima story much more than he did originally. Who the fuck is this for? We already know this happened and he acted like a fucking Karen.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Phil is exaggerating the Machinima story much more than he did originally. Who the fuck is this for? We already know this happened and he acted like a fucking Karen.

For himself. Just like the old man he is, he enjoys talking about the past and painting it in a way that makes him look good.

 

[Paladin Derich]

>my actions were undefendable
>but here is my defense

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

DSP and Leanna were not together for 2 years before she moved out lmaooooo


But still bought her a ring for engagement lmaooo

 

[Dona Morte]

Here are all the hits for Adsense on Pig Pig Go

In none of these does he mention anything was re-instated.
So either he admits he lied to people to swindle them for money (pity tips) so he is lying.

Pig Pig go ssays you lying about Panda not being your girlfriend back then.
I also say it does not matter. It was vindictive, vile and makes your irredemable.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Big ups to phil for further confirmation on him getting cucked.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

so the last frame isn't true except one thing is true but also the whole thing is true but it's also not true I'm mean it's true they broke up and he shared personal information on a vlog and he was alone after but none of that is true cause it makes it sound like something else happened.

Dude does mental gymnastics like a corpse as the special olympics.

Be funny if suddenly Panda decided to talk to some detractor channels because of this.

edit - did he call her manipulative and using him cause she had him as an emergency contact and she should of just left almost like it's her fault he shared her personal info on stream?

YET he let her stay cause he's such a nice guy?!

if she is doing those subtle Instagram jabs at him after this rant I wouldn't be surprised in the least if she just appears on a detractor video.

 

[PieceofShet]

Nothing says you are a filthy console peasant when you watch a youtube video on your console, instead of the pc.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Be funny if suddenly Panda decided to talk to some detractor channels because of this.

I'd rather see her write a book under a pen name, and just change the names of everyone involved.
"My life with a gamer, by Lana Hayes"

 

[garrybkk]

What a wild ride. My favorite parts were him blaming Leanna for everything and at the end admitting it was all lies.
"It was my perspective, doesn't mean it's factually true."
There's no way he forgot what he watched during the incident, must be something really embarrassing.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Anyone else notice that sneaky little shit he said when he was doing his little outro speech? "This is all just from my perspective that doesn't mean it's all factually true." What a cop out man basically saying he will go back on anything he said today whenever he feels like it because "he had to lie to protect his family" or something like that.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Based off of how things went, I wouldnt be surprised if he calls off reaction videos going forward

 

[you_get_snu snu]

https://youtu.be/8U-Vn1oowGs here's Jaha telling the story if anyone is curious

 

[ParksydeDhil]

What was the "reason" for this damn marathon no one asked piggy to do?

 

[TJGamebox]

So the TGWTG stuff. He would not have interviewed Rob Walker for it. He would of interviewed with Blistered Thumbs cause they were the Gaming section, and TGWTG was strictly reviews.

He would of interviewed Angry Joe or Handsome Tom

Did he talk to Rob? Probably, but this was not been for an interview. Maybe just "hey maybe i can join TGWTG bwl"

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

So, in conclusion...
-Phil was drunk.
-Phil was depressed.
-No one was upset about the Project 7 scam, it was the trolls pretending to be upset.
-TotalBiscuit is an asshole.
-It's Leanna's fault that Phil made a video about her seizure and monetized it.
-The Incident wasn't a big deal because "other streamers make o-faces all the time".
Any questions?

 

[actually]

What was the "reason" for this damn marathon no one asked piggy to do?

Membership goal from last month. OIC and Lycifersoul socked it to the 400 members needed.

 

[SupSilver]

Well that was depressing. 8 hours to watch a man go through a 30 minute video and come up with long winded rationalizations for why things are not as they seem. The video was 5 years out of date but as might as well have been 15 years for as little as phil has been doing outside of the groundhog day routine. Highlights were Phil saying he instigated a fight then put his hands behind his back like his favorite animays and broke down crying saying he was an alcoholic and he hadn't intended this. He was trying to cope and position himself as the bigger man but it just made him look pathetic. He grievously insulted someone, they got in his face, he weaseled his way out of it then was clearly so asshurt and humiliated he stopped going to tournaments. He would have made a better appearance and there would have been much more face saved just getting punched a few times before someone else broke it up. He still dodged responsibility for getting the boot from AdSense and deflected blame for going on the nazi rant on blip.tv and subsequently getting ghosted by the several contracts and collabs that could have happened. It is clearly too painful for him to talk about honestly when he thinks about how he could have been making 50k every two months from AdSense and $100-200k for a contract signing him to blip or collabing with existing channels long term.

It was very grim. I had to crank the AC to max and whip out the beer to overcome the vibes of listening to a 65 year old man talking about how he was going to be upper management 30 years ago before someone unfairly ruined it all.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

I made some art of Phil using an AI art generator with "pigroach" as the key word.

Spoiler: Some very Islamic content inside, you have been warned!

Spoiler: Ok here it is