Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob is a living example of that CS Lewis quote about the doors of hell being locked from the inside. If he were capable of a modicum of self-reflection and wasn't so knotted up with the belief that he's smarter than everyone else and all his failings are due to the evil behavior of others (his bullies, Republicans, the Obsolete Believers) then you'd be right. Maybe he'll have a road to Damascus moment before the 'beetus or the booze or the enlarged heart claims him, but I tend to doubt it.
Hey, maybe the 'beetus will cause him to go blind, then he can really have a road to Damascus moment.
 
Y'know, for being such a Thinker™, Moviebob rarely reads past the headlines of stories he shares.
That is because we all know that Bob is a bugman who acts on instructions from the hive and has no critical thinking skills whatsoever. Seriously, these people don't even possess the smallest inkling of how predictable and repetitive they are. Some sperg shoots up a supermarket and it is the same response every single time, "Ban AR-15s/Fox News/Tucker Carlson!" I punished my brain by reading the gunman's manifesto, and yes, he's fucked in the head, but I believe that he has one valid point. Contemporary society is a soulless and nihilistic husk where the establishment (AKA the Left) teaches its young to become self-loathing ideologues devoted to mindless consumption and conformity--AKA Bob Chipman.
 
That is because we all know that Bob is a bugman who acts on instructions from the hive and has no critical thinking skills whatsoever. Seriously, these people don't even possess the smallest inkling of how predictable and repetitive they are. Some sperg shoots up a supermarket and it is the same response every single time, "Ban AR-15s/Fox News/Tucker Carlson!" I punished my brain by reading the gunman's manifesto, and yes, he's fucked in the head, but I believe that he has one valid point. Contemporary society is a soulless and nihilistic husk where the establishment (AKA the Left) teaches its young to become self-loathing ideologues devoted to mindless consumption and conformity--AKA Bob Chipman.
Bob Chipman mass shooting saga when? He is really good with a gun after all. He's almost as good with a gun as he is a wilderness survival or bunch pressing 300+ lbs.
 
A poltard shot up a super market in Buffalo New York. Bob allows no tragedy to go to waste.
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Can't wait for the riveting discourse from this. Interesting that it seems that he was able to get as far as he did because no one else had a gun. I could be wrong as the full video has yet to be discovered but I'm willing to bet on it. What was it that Sadiq Khan said? Terror attacks are part and parcel of living in a big city? Funny how that kind of begrudging acceptance only goes one way. Call me when Bob starts caring that as many, if not double, are killed in Chicago every goddamned weekend.

For the record, if this fucker isn't dead already, he needs two in the head.

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He is alive and was taken into custody. For being such a racist his very FIRST act was to shoot a white woman in the head.

Bob continues and pushes the blame also onto Glen Greenwald. The most outrageous claim in this is that Bob is left of center

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OF COURSE a canadian idiot would think it's good, or even possible/legal/desirable, to ban the NRA. Canadians on the Left have no concept of Free Speech. They don't understand that banning the NRA is a violation of the First Amendment. Banning the NRA wouldn't do shit. Some idiots think if you ban the NRA, then suddenly nobody will want to buy a gun anymore or some shit like that.


Also, Brother Alpha is full of shit. Rebel News had NOTHING to do with the Christchurch shooting. He's just mad because Rebel doesn't take Trudeau's hush money and doesn't not-report stories the mainstream media not-reports, and DARES to ask tough questions to (Liberal and NDP) politicians. It was reported that Tarrant gave a donation to Rebel News in 2017; this is not correct. He gave $100 to a crowdfunding campaign for somebody's legal defence that Rebel had set up; none of that money went to Rebel News. And that was 2 years prior to the Christchurch shooting. Nobody knew the fuck who he was. Rebel News didn't cause him to go shoot up a mosque. Raheel Raza, a Muslim who works for Rebel News, was very clear in condemning Tarrant's actions.
 
OF COURSE a canadian idiot would think it's good, or even possible/legal/desirable, to ban the NRA. Canadians on the Left have no concept of Free Speech. They don't understand that banning the NRA is a violation of the First Amendment. Banning the NRA wouldn't do shit. Some idiots think if you ban the NRA, then suddenly nobody will want to buy a gun anymore or some shit like that.
These speds act like the NRA is anything more than a disappointment. The NRA has existed as long as I've been alive and I'm not aware of a single thing they've done to roll back gun restrictions. I can actually point to where they've cucked out. After the Mandalay Bay shooting they backed the bump stock ban.

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A fat woman from Philly reminds you that even if Azov are actual, dyed in the wool Nazis. to ignore that because white supremacy is backed by Russia.
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and how I found this and why you should care
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I don't even know what to say to this. Russia is now responsible for this shooting somehow. Everyone is hanging whatever pet hang up they want on this murder tree. People were starting blame Discord because this caveman looking mother fucker (the shooter not Gwen. An easy mistake to make I know) talked about his, at the time, maybe plans on it. Now we have the governor of New York saying Twitch is an accomplice to the shooting because he used it to stream his spree killing and those are her words. Now Gwen, and Bob I have to assume, believe that Russia somehow has a hand in this. Remember kids, if the Nazi who will openly talk about and actually carry out killing Jews is from the Ukraine, then they're better than pro lifers.
 
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These speds act like the NRA is anything more than a disappointment. The NRA has existed as long as I've been alive and I'm not aware of a single thing they've done to roll back gun restrictions. I can actually point to where they've cucked out. After the Mandalay Bay shooting they backed the bump stock ban.
some idiots (both sides of the border) actually think the NRA sells guns. I dunno if Bobby is that stupid but I'm sure many of his senpais - especially the Canadian ones who don't know shit about shit - are.
 
Also, when Ethan decided to become the alpha wigger, he started to provide so much more content than Bob ever could. Bob seems basically home bound and only exists in the world by tweeting his impotent rage or talking about videos.

Ethan on the other hand has in the last like year or so knocked up a teenager, knocked up "I can't believe it's not a troon", Horse, I mean Meigh. He got stranded in a snowstorm, possibly raped a woman, and made an ass of himself outside the Blaze. Bob lives life on repeat, the only difference being the kind of capeshit that is currently filling the gaping void.
As horrible as the thought is, the idea of Bob having a baby saga fills me with maniacal laughter.

I mean only a reincarnated Mao would deserve to have Bob as a father, but it does make you think about some dark humor with this inept man trying to parent...
I've never heard anyone claim that baby formulas reduced infant mortality -- indeed the opposite is true in the Third World, where formulas might be responsible for infant deaths from diarrheal diseases because clean, boiled water to reconstitute the formula isn't always available -- but then I don't think like the Properly Evolved.
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So those little head stones weren't injun children murdered by Christians?
The answer? Wet nurses.

Also Bob is - stupid but kind of right. Yeah part of the answer is a lot of infant death, that's why parents tried to have so many kids back then. Nowadays things like formula allow many children to survive and grow up that in the past would have been another small grave. (some children born have dietary needs for a period that formula can help with)

In defiance to Bobby's Theory of Evolution, MAGAs do involve. (Archive of WP article). Bobby advises our stately 80-year-old president on what insults to use.
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"Shuuuuuuaaaaat UP!"
Foghorn Leghorn for President. I like that.
As usual Bobby has short term memory loss. Biden DID that already:
It was an entire meme. BOB TWEETED ABOUT IT MULTIPLE TIMES.
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It tells you how much Bob pays attention to politics, when he wants a campaign that technically already existed in concept, with all the videos of Biden being a piece of shit just as much if not MORE vitriolic than they've said Trump was.

Edit: Although it should tell you a lot about how much he doesn't know, especially given that he thinks Biden telling Trump to shut up was some big tipping moment for the votes and it wasn't just the massive multi-year smear campaign on Trump instead.
 
It tells you how much Bob pays attention to politics, when he wants a campaign that technically already existed in concept, with all the videos of Biden being a piece of shit just as much if not MORE vitriolic than they've said Trump was.

Edit: Although it should tell you a lot about how much he doesn't know, especially given that he thinks Biden telling Trump to shut up was some big tipping moment for the votes and it wasn't just the massive multi-year smear campaign on Trump instead.
Bobby’s dear old Creppy Joe (surprised he hasn’t been MeToo’d yet) is despised way more than Trump right now. Given how lazy he is, it’s not surprising he sucks at being president.

But sure Bob, insults will surely boost Biden’s approval, just like greasy burgers at McDonalds helps your diabetes.

 
It tells you how much Bob pays attention to politics, when he wants a campaign that technically already existed in concept, with all the videos of Biden being a piece of shit just as much if not MORE vitriolic than they've said Trump was.

Edit: Although it should tell you a lot about how much he doesn't know, especially given that he thinks Biden telling Trump to shut up was some big tipping moment for the votes and it wasn't just the massive multi-year smear campaign on Trump instead.
This is Bob's cope. No, it wasn't the gazillions of sus mail-in ballots that appeared after the polls 'closed'. Naw, wasn't the bunches of thrown away ballots in various contexts (including a video of a poll worker filming himself tearing up a mail-in Trump ballot once opened). It was Joe acting like a douchebag! [/sarcasm]
 
When in doubt, "What Americans thought cool was when they were teenagers" ALWAYS works.

Okay another Blobby confirmation he really thinks everyone are mentally stuck in High School like him. Jesus no wonder all his life decisions are decided by "Does the bullies of my youth like or hate this?"

Because Bobert isn't left or right he's just vindictive.
 
It is amazing what you can achieve when you spend most of your waking day begging for money.
Shake that cup!
Bobby dream of leaving Massachusetts again.
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How dare Pizza Hut steal Blob's superior future of sitting in a grimy restaurant stuffing greasy pizza into his face!
The movie is funded but give me more money!
 
Who's to blame for Buffalo now? You guessed it! Gamers. Bob retweeted every single one of these tweets in this thread.
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The author then pulls a "not all gamers/games" before saying "yes all gamers/games"
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I had no idea who this Elie Mystal was until I saw the hair.
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Dude's black Anita and he realizes everything is racist and he needs to point it out. He doesn't have tits like Anita so he has to shout louder and be more dumb. Case and point.
I was trying to find actual video of him sperging but this made me stop dead in my tracks as soon as I hit play. Let me just transcribe the first few lines for you.
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Forced labor is ALREADY unconstitutional! And what is forced birth other than forcing a woman to labor against her will because allegedly the state has an interest in that? Guess what folks! Just because the state thinks it's important doesn't mean they can force you to do the work for the state without pay against your will!
That's some Bob logic right there mixed in with some sovereign citizen reasoning. The conclusion is already assumed. Mental gymnastics are needed to hop over every hurdle to get to that conclusion. Obvious and maybe willful misuse or misunderstanding of words. Fat and with bad hair. It's like I'm seeing double!
 
Who's to blame for Buffalo now? You guessed it! Gamers. Bob retweeted every single one of these tweets in this thread.
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I had no idea who this Elie Mystal was until I saw the hair.
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Dude's black Anita and he realizes everything is racist and he needs to point it out. He doesn't have tits like Anita so he has to shout louder and be more dumb. Case and point.
I was trying to find actual video of him sperging but this made me stop dead in my tracks as soon as I hit play. Let me just transcribe the first few lines for you.

That's some Bob logic right there mixed in with some sovereign citizen reasoning. The conclusion is already assumed. Mental gymnastics are needed to hop over every hurdle to get to that conclusion. Obvious and maybe willful misuse or misunderstanding of words. Fat and with bad hair. It's like I'm seeing double!
This guy has been fodder for Memeology for some time. It's no wonder that Bob eagerly retweets the banal drek of a fellow Thinker like him.

But it is sort of amusing to see Bobby trying to dunk on the gamers because it reminds me of how hard he tried to run away from the label back during GamerGate. The crowning part of that was when he tried to insist that gamers didn't refer to themselves as such and rather used "players" instead.
 
Liberals are mad that Carlson and Greenwald revealed their not-so-secret plan to replace white people with niggers and spics.
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If you question the federal government's lax policy about illegal entry, you are encouraging, even cultivating shooters.
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How to make a shooting about my black ass?
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We should not censor discussions about The Great Replacement because it is true and is happening right in front of our eyes.

Who's to blame for Buffalo now? You guessed it! Gamers. Bob retweeted every single one of these tweets in this thread.
Still, I'm very surprised that Bobby so far did not mention Ga*e**ate.
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The Feds should look for the next spree-shooter in the basement of incels, like...
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Liberals hate Peter Thiel, perhaps because he speaks their innermost thoughts.
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I'd be honest with you. If I could vote, "not caring about Ukraine" would be a big sell to me.

Oh, BTW do you know Vance was responsible for the Buffalo shooting?
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Glenn Greenwald challenges the Democrat's obsession with pouring money into the hole called Ukraine. He specifically singles out The Squad for their two-facedness. He is right that their fans won't ask.
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MSNBC's Stephanie Ruhle thinks cryptos are only ever traded be men. I wonder what she'd think about Madonna's vagina NFTs.
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Musk should perma-ban anyone who uses reaction gifs.

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What Herzog said is not meant to be funny; it is extremely sad. What a dumb fuck.

Anthony Reed.
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Luke continues his discourse on hope. What Bobby posts will not lift his spirit.
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It's all fake Bobby. Only a Wendy's ever got burned down.


Bobby rants about how people fails to appreciate the thespian expertise of a mummified superhero. The rant also doubles as the world's most bizarre pitch for Disney+
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This shit is almost one hour long. Enjoy.



This Whor will make you laugh.
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Bobby, the MCU whisperer:
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Anson Mount accuses James Gunn of heightism.
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I don't know what the fuck these people talk about. Here's the video so you can check for yourself.
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I recommend Greene's The Elegant Universe as a layman's non-mathematical treatise of String Theory (even though String Theory is poorly supported and is likely too malleable to either confirm or falsify). The Hidden Reality is about different scientific / quasi-scientific interpretation of "multiverse" and is largely disposable. I haven't read the other two.

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Star Wars as a political allegory.
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"The Unofficial Movie Bob Defender" is of course the alter-ego of "MovieBob fanclub".

Star Trek has always been "what if imperialism, but woke?", not to mention RAINBOWS.
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Bobby, who worships "creatives", wishes the memo were fake. But The Wrap does not say so,

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Children's cartoon:
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Foodie and business guru Robert Chipman advises Pizza Hut on the strategy of sit-down restaurants.
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Who's to blame for Buffalo now? You guessed it! Gamers. Bob retweeted every single one of these tweets in this thread.
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The author then pulls a "not all gamers/games" before saying "yes all gamers/games"
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I had no idea who this Elie Mystal was until I saw the hair.
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Dude's black Anita and he realizes everything is racist and he needs to point it out. He doesn't have tits like Anita so he has to shout louder and be more dumb. Case and point.
I was trying to find actual video of him sperging but this made me stop dead in my tracks as soon as I hit play. Let me just transcribe the first few lines for you.

That's some Bob logic right there mixed in with some sovereign citizen reasoning. The conclusion is already assumed. Mental gymnastics are needed to hop over every hurdle to get to that conclusion. Obvious and maybe willful misuse or misunderstanding of words. Fat and with bad hair. It's like I'm seeing double!
Saying gamers are inherently violent is a hurtful stereotype. The fact that this man has such a large platform to spread his vile, hateful rhetoric unchecked is concrete proof that gamers are really the most oppressed minority and need to rise up against bigots like Elie Mystal. #GamersRiseUp
 
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