DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Crooked 16th]

Phil isn't the biggest piece of shit to grace the world but he is right were he deserves after everything he has done, Alienated his friends, family and viewers, Fucked over countless people and businesses, Makes around 10k a month and has nothing in his bank account to show for it, Caused Leanna problems for the rest of her life, Decided that his soulmate is someone who cheated on their boyfriend to be with him, and lives in a house that's is falling down around him. No amount of trying to revise history Phil will let you accept the fact that you have to sit in a office doing something you hate until people or your soulmate gets tired of you then it's right back to where you started this 13 years ago living with your parents.

But hey you pulled a couple packs last night on WWE champions so all that stuff is future Phil's problems.

 

[Corpun]

I love how Phil thinks being an Internet Tough Guy online a a bitch in real life was a smart thing. No Phil, it was never a smart thing to pretend to be nice to people you shittalk online, especially when you regularly called them names because they were better than you.

But sure Phil, you were just a harmless troll, meanwhile people who just clip you and upload you in context are villains.

Keep on retconning your life Phil, you will only continue to cement yourself as a egotistical, narcissistic, incompetent lolcow who will refuse to own up to anything.

Well except you used to be an alcoholic and hundreds of dollars a week at Total Wine isn't a sign you are still an alcoholic.

Keep on retconning Phil, you never were big and you are your biggest obstacle as you always were.

 

[Hogan of the South]

Based off of how things went, I wouldnt be surprised if he calls off reaction videos going forward

Oh shit what Did I miss?

 

[KiwiFarmer97]

cant wait till panda lee comes out and sais dsp forced her to get an abortion

 

[Tears for T]

Some day Phil have to stop with his streaming - but what will he have to fall back on? His wrestling jpeg-collection? Nothing at all. Phil had all the possibilities in the world to make his present and retirement life secure, but fuck it, throw all money, possibilities and future down the drain, papa needs some new Golden Hogans.

Phil is just this insecure man child that in the end will die alone. He alienate everyone around him with his selfish actions - fuck him.

He just need to start taking responsibilities in his life for once.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

It was written as "Phillip" but it's Philip with one L.

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If this is true than the first post in the original thread is and has been wrong forever:

DSP's Lolcow Whitepage
-Powerword: Phillip Burnell
-DOB: April 6, 1982

 

[We Are The Witches]

If this is true than the first post in the original thread is and has been wrong forever:

DSP's Lolcow Whitepage
-Powerword: Phillip Burnell
-DOB: April 6, 1982

Yeah, it was never corrected.

 

[garrybkk]

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What is this, why are they using the Nazi font?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Apparently the real reason (since he fed Phil a lie) on why he won't do a part 2 on Phil is because Phil himself makes it incredibly difficult to fact check anything due to him being a walking embodiment of revisionist history, and trying to catalog everything Phil has said and done through either direct sourcing him or sourcing people who keep track of him (such as Tevin, xMortis, suprcrzy, etc) would be too mentally and emotionally exhausting for one man to handle. In other words, he's not strong-willed enough to recount every shitty thing Phil has done in the past 5 years for a follow-up video, and I honestly don't blame him. Most of us here are either numb to Phil's bullshit or so warped that we revel in it. A newcomer like Knudsen trying to read a single page of the Pigroachomincon would get his mind flayed within a second.

Yeah I feel like it will drive him crazy.

Even Phil watching it, he was trying to make Frederick seem like he was wrong a lot of the time based off semantics. Pause No, Frederick Sir, it wasn't that lucrative so you were wrong! Unpause.

Phil has about 5 narratives revolving around the same thing, told in a different way with a slight detail changed here and there throughout years. Imagine trying to sift through going through 52k+ vids of the same thing said but said at different times with a different tone, and having to pick one. Yet DSP here will be able to just call you a fuckin' liar because you picked the wrong story because he obviously lied for each and everyone of them.

It is so numbing having to sit through this where a guy is pretending to respect you and then shits on your video because you didn't include the breakfast he ate that morning.

 

[KatAgreesWithMe]

He should have treated Leanna better. Yes she is annoying but she was more attractive than he should be able to get. Especially considering he's an ugly, broke retard. If you're making 100k year working from home your gf should be able to do what she wants for fun like making soap for etsy. Your out of your league gf shouldn 't be working at a fucking grocery store. Classic phil though he's saved none of that cash. From what Leanna said he basically wouldn't fuck her and would just sit in his office 24/7 working. I find that insane that he wasn't trying to fuck her 24/7. He's trapped himself now. Ugly ass wife who is lazy no ambitions and he spent all his money.

Plus Leanna has more personality than Kat will ever have. Seemed like she actually wanted to do things in life, her and Phil actually went out and did shit, she wanted to get into making soap, not just sit around playing games all day, drinking and ordering fast food. The difference between her and Kat is night and day, Phil really fucked up big time.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He basically just calls Knudsen or whatever his name is a liar .

Odd thing to say after lying about only watching it the night before while claiming in the 2 weeks previous how it was accurate. This is how we know it was not an imposter in front of the mic.

End of day results

Pigroach: Exactly the $300 he asked for, no more
Tevin Charity: $4.4K

Get fucked, pig bitch.

You know he thought he would hit paydirt and would have another zero tacked on.

He made 300$ mate. You can expect more of these react streams, not less. He already has a few ideas of what to react to in the future.
This stream was never for detractors, it was for his ego and true fans. If you didn't believe him before, this stream changed fuck all. However for the dents that even slightly believed him, this likely sold him as this victim and changed bloke.

Disagree. If he couldn't exceed 3 digits for something his fans wanted, he's not in good shape. These type of 'marathons' regularly hit 4 figures. Though I guess it's better than getting embarrassed by video games.

So was just thinking phill blamed his alcoholism on the way he acted is so fucking insane, every god damn time he uses some illness as a fucking shield from responsibility.

Fun fact phill any fucking sane "human" would see what you are doing and be fucking disgusted, slimey fucking worm.

What is with phills obsession with other people thinking they are better than him?
I've seen it pop up so much, what kind of adult gives a fuck about if people are better or think they are better?

Because they are better than him.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

What is this, why are they using the Nazi font?

How is that a "nazi font"?

 

[Corpun]

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Still salty over Tobuscus changing his content years ago... Wow...

I honestly enjoy he is still butthurt over people who put effort and skill into their content soared past him in popularity. Even back then content with the barest minimum of editing trumped just throwing an unedited video online.

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I wonder how often he regrets treating his live in maid like shit and ignoring her sexual advances.

Spoiler: Phil Eating (NSFL)

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Imagine sitting across the dinner table from this absolute animal. Why does he make these horrific faces? I used to think it was bad teeth, but he grimaces even when eating soup...

I am seriously convinced that he actually has rotting gums and weak teeth from all the gin drinking now. Someone said once that overbrushing your teeth can fuck them up and if he is doing that to compensate for his oral health it is worst than I thought.

Phil is exaggerating the Machinima story much more than he did originally. Who the fuck is this for? We already know this happened and he acted like a fucking Karen.

Himself because he will dance on the grave of anyone he thinks slighted him.

Just like that Mike Watson apology fetish story. Mike totally sent him a DM on YouTube and Rambo told him to screencap it as proof because he is as petty as Phil. Nothing Phil can do to prove it dood as usual.

ProJared or Keemstar could die in a car crash tomorrow and he would likely shit on them again.

Nothing says you are a filthy console peasant when you watch a youtube video on your console, instead of the pc.

Youtube on a PC is too cahmplex for boomer Phil, too many buttons and he doesn't know how to stream it.

He basically just calls Knudsen or whatever his name is a liar ..or he's only half right and then proceeds to lie his ass off with a shitty retcon.

Phill you are a passive aggressive pussy and the only reason you haven't been beaten up is because you acted like a snivelling little coward.

This stream just made me hate this cunt even more.

It is his usual passive aggressiveness. Fredrik Knudsen has everything wrong but its not his fault, Phil didn't tell him everything he got wrong during its creation. He will happily suck up to anyone if it benefits him but if Knudsen teases a sequel without Phil's consent he will happily talk about how Knudsen is a troll asshole who only cares about money.

What is this, why are they using the Nazi font?

Pretty sure that isn't Gothic Script, just some fancy university one. Pretty sure my High School Diploma used it as well.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Anyone manage to grab Tevin's restream before he set it to private?

It just got unprivated so you can go check it out.

 

[Balr0g]

cant wait till panda lee comes out and sais dsp forced her to get an abortion

You think he managed to get it up? That's a big from me

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

cant wait till panda lee comes out and sais dsp forced her to get an abortion

I would be shocked. That's like a double whammy. Telling me they had sex is bad enough but an abortion too? The only possible good twist in this story is if the baby was actually Tyrone's. I also like how Leanna has recently received the label of 'humble soapmaker'.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

If this is true than the first post in the original thread is and has been wrong forever:

DSP's Lolcow Whitepage
-Powerword: Phillip Burnell
-DOB: April 6, 1982

It's only one "l" because he's been holding the other L for the rest of his life.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Just a bit of lore but if you look up i think it was his mortgage document he put a fake last name. It says like Phil burell or burelli or something like that.

 

[Corpun]

Just a bit of lore but if you look up i think it was his mortgage document he put a fake last name. It says like Phil burell or burelli or something like that.

Pig if true. Source?

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Just a bit of lore but if you look up i think it was his mortgage document he put a fake last name. It says like Phil burell or burelli or something like that.

It's not his fault you morahn. He was an alcoholic. How do you expect him to write good if he doesn't hit the tips goal and drinks from depression?