A recap of Peetz's 5/16/22 "I HATE GOING LIVE ON MY PHONE" SpergStream because I'm apparantly a masochist.
(Interestingly, he seems to have deleted the stream while I was in the middle of recapping, not sure why).
This is his FIFTH attempt at the livestream tonight because he can't go live from his computer, for "some reason" it just DOES NOT GODDAMN WORK, it WON'T FUCKING LOAD REEEEEEE
QUICK Q&A SPEEDRUN:
- Everytime he tries to look for jobs his brain just "shuts down" (unlike the rest of the day when it's running at PEAK PERFORMANCE)
- What does he do all day? "I
don't EVEN KNOW" and "
That's a VERY good question"
- Was he around any black people growing up? Nope
- Pronoun update: still he/him
- He plans on going to a clinic
THIS WEEK to talk about starting HRT (That's if Guntal isn't too busy being a Boss Bitch to take him ofc)
- He "
probably" won't bother shaving his beard before going to the appointment where he'll be attempting to convince the Dr. that he's a True and Honost woman
- He's never visited 4chan but he knows ALL about it
- He has NO interest in Kiwifarms. Also someone asks "Who's Josh Moon" and Peetz snippily answers "
Someone I don't care about!!!" The lady doth protest too much methinks
- In case you were wondering: Peetz was circumcised. You're welcome
- When he last left the house: 2 days ago when he took the garbage out, he can't remember the last time he actually left the Villa complex without Chantal
- Not only will Ramona not be wearing makeup (or probably shaving his beard, or wearing anything but that gross brown T-shirt, or grooming his eyebrows) but he will not be painting his nails or getting acrylics.
- Believes 13 is a good age to start taking puberty blockers. "
Can a 13 year old consent? YES!"
- "
Statistically... uhhhh... Realistically", he is "
probably going to end up dating a transwoman".
SPERGS:
- US gun laws
- Bill Maher: someone mentions that Bill claims he can make a lasagna for under $15 to which Pee bitterly responds "he probably doesn't know how much it costs to make food". That's rich coming from a smug little dipshit who cannot operate a can opener or order his special muffins that he DOESN'T EVEN PAY FOR
- White people/White supremecy (Chantal did it better in Cuba)
- SNL: spazzes for what feels like forever about Saturday Night Live from 20 years ago and how it wasn't funny because they told the SAME unfunny jokes over and over. Unlike Peetz with his VERY fresh, witty observations about how BBJ is old, stupid and ugly. Comedy gold.
- Ace Ventura: in case you were wondering, it was transphobic
- "MLP: Friendship is Magic" : Just kidding. He thinks it is a "
A fun, positive show"
- Harry Potter: "
Why would I watch Harry Potter? I don't care! I don't give A SHIT about Harry Potter!" He's neither seen nor read Harry Potter, but sharting out uninformed hot takes he saw on Twitter is his superpower and he's gonna unleash it on the uninformed masses tonight.
He will NEVER do anything to support that EVIL TERF J.K. Rowling, who "
uses her platform to
... push... harm onto trans people". Also, he has
read that HP has a "
weird, almost pro-slavery, uhhhhh message to it, from what I've heard about it" <blank-eyed stare, a good 10 seconds of silence as the his brain shorts out> "
Yeah! Like I've read, I've seen people talk about that!".
"...
And then there was the movies turning the goblins into Jewish stereotypes...they just became something out of the protocols of the elders of Zion. They became like this shit out of fucking middle ages anti-Semitic propoganda"
Well! I mean if you read it on Twitter, then she MUST be a pro-slavery, anti-Semitic supervillain who wants nothing more than to harm poor innocent trannies!
My favorite insight of the night was when he was asked what he'll do when Chantal no longer supports him:
"
Uhhhh... I suppose I'll be pretty fucked" 
