Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[George Floyd Sneed]

Wait, where’s Olly and that random black dude that were featured in Tess’s totally queer family a few months ago? Why aren’t they in that drawing?

 

[PBR Streetgang]

Wait, where’s Olly and that random black dude that were featured in Tess’s totally queer family a few months ago? Why aren’t they in that drawing?

Oh shit, good catch! Where's the rest of the "non-traditional" "chosen family"? Man, using her kid as a prop in that feature was so sleazy and now it's even sadder.

 

[Water-T]

Oh for sure. The art critic in me is sipping a martini and looking forward to his next show.

The next Bowie masterpiece is going to consist of him locked in a room with headphones and an iPad while Mommy is in the next room sitting on a cake while a man throws money at her

 

[HerbertWest]

The next Bowie masterpiece is going to consist of him locked in a room with headphones and an iPad while Mommy is in the next room sitting on a cake while a man throws money at her

 

[Umaibae]

Isn’t Bowie six or almost six? At that age, kids tend to draw hands and more detailed faces — or maybe I just grew up around a bunch of art savants, I dunno. But this drawing looks like what a 3 or 4 year old would draw. It’s very simple and lacks the features older kids include.

 

[multiverse]

Isn’t Bowie six or almost six? At that age, kids tend to draw hands and more detailed faces — or maybe I just grew up around a bunch of art savants, I dunno. But this drawing looks like what a 3 or 4 year old would draw. It’s very simple and lacks the features older kids include.

Yes, he turns six in June (and hasn't started kindergarten yet).

From descriptions of development in drawing, it seems Bowie is in the preschematic phase of drawing, which typically occurs between ages 4 and 7 depending on the child.



At 6, he should just be starting to connect the things he's drawing in a cohesive space- like adding grass beneath their feet or drawing a house around them. But who knows how much drawing practice he gets. He's dependent on Ryann to buy him paper and crayons / pens / pencils, and we've seen that bare room he sleeps in.

 

[NoReturn]

 

[formerfatcow]

Looking especially greasy today, her skin is awful.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

The next Bowie masterpiece is going to consist of him locked in a room with headphones and an iPad while Mommy is in the next room sitting on a cake while a man throws money at her

 

[PBR Streetgang]

Isn’t Bowie six or almost six? At that age, kids tend to draw hands and more detailed faces — or maybe I just grew up around a bunch of art savants, I dunno. But this drawing looks like what a 3 or 4 year old would draw. It’s very simple and lacks the features older kids include.

What weirds me out is Tess declaring that he's "in his drawing phase." Dude that isn't a phase, for most kids that's just "childhood"

 

[formerfatcow]

 

[CaseyTatumm]

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Facts r dummmmm

 

[Vastly Amused]

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Well, I just love it! Perhaps soon Bowie will be advanced enough to portray the arms and legs a bit more realistically with triangles instead of sticks. Her upper arms and thighs are, after all, grotesquely colossal, even when compared to other death fats. When he's angry with her, he can add clever touches like stink lines and flies.

 

[formerfatcow]

What an anorexic orders at In-N-Out:

Spoiler: PR haul

And then some shit she bought herself

 

[Water-T]

What an anorexic orders at In-N-Out:

But TESSSSS - didn't you say that you don't eat fast food?

 

[multiverse]

But TESSSSS - didn't you say that you don't eat fast food?

Didn't you know? She's doing a new series of CAAAHNTENT with her feeder friend, where she pretends to be an anorexic "challenging herself" to eat fast foods she has never, ever tried before.

Because she's so dainty and definitely wasn't raised in a food desert in rural Mississippi where it's fast food or nothing. And she definitely never worked at Walmart or as a dental office receptionist where she got minimum wage and had to run out for burgers on breaks.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

What an anorexic orders at In-N-Out:
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Spoiler: PR haul

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And then some shit she bought herself
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99% certain that video with that burger was just to prove that she eats vegetables. It's a burger, not a salad.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

What an anorexic orders at In-N-Out:
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Spoiler: PR haul

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And then some shit she bought herself
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"Protein style" double double (she's not ordering a basic cheeseless burger lets be fucking real) - 520 calories

Large pink lemonade - 410, but if she really gets it with half water 205

Animal fries - 750 calories

Extra spread - assuming at least another hundred or two because fatties love that shit

We're looking at about 1675 calories here for one meal, folks. But anyone who says tess consumes a lot of calories is dumb!!!!

99% certain that video with that burger was just to prove that she eats vegetables. It's a burger, not a salad.

Burger buns are like 150-200 calories each. Fat people love ordering/making lettuce wrapped burgers because "healthy" or "keto" and then they go and drown it with so much extra sauce that it ends up having more calories than just eating a regular burger with a bun. This video is a prime example lmao

 

[I'm a stupid idiot]

Even among the lower class, they bring veggie platters to events like funerals, birthdays, weddings, etc, because they are relatively cheap, easy, and fast to make. You just buy a bag of celery, carrots, cherry tomatoes, zucchini, cucumber, and/or broccoli, some ranch and/or bleu cheese dressing/hummus/onion dip, and then plop it all on a platter. Some places even sell the veggies already prepped to save time and effort of peeling the carrots and slicing them into sticks.

My favorite trays have cherry tomatoes, celery, green olives, and carrots, with a nice garlicly homemade hummus. Very healthy, not too pricey, and relatively easy when you're as experienced at making hummus at home often like I do.

where i come from you'd be the laughing stock of the aunties if you brought that shit to anything

 

[SickSadWorld]

where i come from you'd be the laughing stock of the aunties if you brought that shit to anything

Oh shut up, vegetable platters with dips are found all over the world. Stop sperging about it and move on.

We’re here to talk shit about Tess, not crudités