Woman defecated in beauty supply store, ruining 8 wigs, police say - Lataquaxca done took a sheeeeiiiit on some wigs!

WICHITA, Kan. (Gray News) – A woman defecated in the middle of an aisle at a beauty supply store in Kansas, ruining several wigs in the process, according to police.

The Wichita Police Department said the suspect has been identified, thanks to the help of the public, but they did not confirm if she was in custody.

Police said the incident happened May 10, writing in a Facebook post that “the defecation was significant enough that 8 wigs were destroyed as a result.”

The business owners wanted the public’s help in identifying the woman because they want to pursue criminal charges against her.

Police said the incident was captured on video surveillance, but “for the good of all of you, we are not posting the footage of the offending fecal assault.”

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[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Nigger Amber Heard.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Damn, that is one big bitch. She could probably single-handedly fertilize an entire football field.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

That fucking look where she knows she did something but is absolutely convinced nothing will happen to her.

 

[Johnny Salami]

She could have made the money by being a braphog

 

[SCSI]

Police said the incident happened May 10, writing in a Facebook post that “the defecation was significant enough that 8 wigs were destroyed as a result.”

... I have questions.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Took a shit so massive she ruined 8 wigs. Crazy bitch just rolls into a store and drops a triple flush shit. Did she just SPRAY SHIT and leave?

This woman is a fecal menace. A shit typhoon waiting to happen.

 

[Papa Pizzaria]

CLEAN IT UP JANNY

 

[Margo Martindale]

Turd Terrorist

 

[usernames can change now!]

How could white supremacy do this?

 

[Dysnomia]

Most hair stores are run by Asians. So maybe this was a hate crime.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

"Fecal Assault"

What a great name for a teenage grindcore band.

 

[Butcher Pete]

This is why you unchained your niggers, America. So they would be free to shit in wig stores.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

... I have questions.

When have you ever known an emergency shit to be clean? Chances are not good that it was a nice soft-serve double-tapered dump. What I would like to know is if the wigs were ruined because they were in the blast radius or if they were used for cleanup.

 

[MadStan]

Sneaky women. She shits on them and waits for them to go on sale.

Sly bitch,

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

NGL I thought it was going to be a trashy white bitch.

 

[SCSI]

When have you ever known an emergency shit to be clean? Chances are not good that it was a nice soft-serve double-tapered dump. What I would like to know is if the wigs were ruined because they were in the blast radius or if they were used for cleanup.

>blast radius

 

[Discourteous Discourse]

Most hair stores are run by Asians. So maybe this was a hate crime.

Agreed. The store is called Mid-K Beauty Supply. There are a lot of comments on Google Reviews about rudeness and black women specifically not feeling welcomed. One comment said most of the employees speak Spanish only, so maybe the store owner is hispanic? Either way, my vote is for hate crime.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

How do you shit on 8 wigs? Like do you aim, do you put them in a basket and shit in the basket (do wig shops have baskets?) and was this premeditated or just another Tuesday? God damn.

 

[LordofTendons]

How do you shit on 8 wigs? Like do you aim, do you put them in a basket and shit in the basket (do wig shops have baskets?) and was this premeditated or just another Tuesday? God damn.

Either she loaded up on laxatives and Taco Bell before she went in or she has a medical condition. There's Chron's, maybe she's had her gall bladder removed or has a thyroid just high enough that she out-eats the higher levels of hormones and isn't losing the weight, or just run of the mill IBS. You get a good mix of food, liquid and gas and it will BLOW out your ass and get everywhere. Some of these conditions involve high amounts of bile which I think makes it smell absolutely foul, too.

There is medication to control this, but depending on the type of med you can skip it and know just about when it's going to stop working. Even without a prescription med a lot of people have luck with OTC Immodium and controlling what/when they eat. But if you don't take any meds, gorge yourself on food and fuck around, eventually you WILL have a messy accident, or maybe you'll do something on purpose.