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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph šŸ· happen?

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John Andrews Stan said:
Heā€™s too pussy to go to a resort, let alone leave the resort walls and try to score drugs from the real niggas. Why fly all the way to Mexico to gamble on sportsbook apps and shit himself? Thatā€™s what he does at home.
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He'll fly to Mexico and bet on transgender badminton matches in Transnistria just to dab on the a-logs.
 
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Maybe Ralph wants to go to the beach in Mexico. So he can walk around without his shirt and horrify Los Pobres who have no choice but to pretend he's a 7' Chad so they get tips instead of getting fired.

Church attendance will plummet in that country.

How can there be God if there is Gunt?
 
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AltisticRight said:
He'll fly to Mexico and bet on transgender badminton matches in Transnistria just to dab on the a-logs.
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Speaking of dab, Ralph is especially afraid of trying to smuggle his gear into another country. What kind of pussy flies to another country without his drugs? Heā€™s a (fat, gigantic) little bitch.
 
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Pristine Mexican beach after being exposed to the black gunt ooze Ralph keeps coughing up.
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AltisticRight said:
How is 85F hot? That's like below 30C, how fucking fat does one have to be to call that hot, let alone very hot?


Hope he wishes I kill myself over going broke in my latest cryptoshekel ventures.
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I'm not singling you out here, A few folks have said this. 85f isn't really blazing hot or anything, but it's middle of may, and we've only had a few days above 80 so far. It's all relative in the end, and while that 85 isn't really hot for most, it's a damn sight warmer than it has been being. If you step out of a 75f crack shack, 85 is a little jarring. I can think of worse excuses to avoid streaming, and personally If i was grilling out in that sort of temp, i'd pop in and out of the house and not really hover the grill or set outside. All that said, it's gonna be much hotter on thsi fat faggot very soon.
 
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Sammich said:
I'm not singling you out here, A few folks have said this. 85f isn't really blazing hot or anything, but it's middle of may, and we've only had a few days above 80 so far. It's all relative in the end, and while that 85 isn't really hot for most, it's a damn sight warmer than it has been being. If you step out of a 75f crack shack, 85 is a little jarring. I can think of worse excuses to avoid streaming, and personally If i was grilling out in that sort of temp, i'd pop in and out of the house and not really hover the grill or set outside. All that said, it's gonna be much hotter on thsi fat faggot very soon.
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Also doesnā€™t help that Ralphā€™s ethnic neighbors were most likely also having cookouts and blasting music and hollering feet away from where he would be live-streaming.
 
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MediocreMilt said:
This was always a strange thing for Ralph to say.
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It's pretty easy to understand why he has been saying that, considering that comment comes from a cushing's addled porcine product of the amerimutt system who will take even minor disagreements as signs of betrayal; putting yourself in his tiny shoes it makes perfect sense for him to think that, as he has declared a fatwa over much less.
 
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Wine em Dine em 69 em said:
Also doesnā€™t help that Ralphā€™s ethnic neighbors were most likely also having cookouts and blasting music and hollering feet away from where he would be live-streaming.
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In that case he didnā€™t stream because he wanted to join their party. You know heā€™s that white guy who thinks heā€™s so close to being a nigger that he MUST be invited to the cookout.
 
Sammich said:
I'm not singling you out here, A few folks have said this. 85f isn't really blazing hot or anything, but it's middle of may, and we've only had a few days above 80 so far. It's all relative in the end, and while that 85 isn't really hot for most, it's a damn sight warmer than it has been being. If you step out of a 75f crack shack, 85 is a little jarring. I can think of worse excuses to avoid streaming, and personally If i was grilling out in that sort of temp, i'd pop in and out of the house and not really hover the grill or set outside. All that said, it's gonna be much hotter on thsi fat faggot very soon.
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Yeah, you're not wrong. Hot on this side of the planet is 97F, 85F is considered warm and comfy.

When did the incident with Sandra's dialysis happen? Ralph said it's not that hot outside, so how hot was it? It'll be very embarrassing if it was like 87F.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
In that case he didnā€™t stream because he wanted to join their party. You know heā€™s that white guy who thinks heā€™s so close to being a nigger that he MUST be invited to the cookout.
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If he did he'd probably be informed fairly quickly and in not very gentle terms that he wasn't.
 
AnOminous said:
If he did he'd probably be informed fairly quickly and in not very gentle terms that he wasn't.
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Iā€™d pay to see that. Ethan protesting, ā€œBut ebony is my favorite category on Pornhub!ā€ as they drag his fat ass out by the hooves.
 
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