Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Aunt Carol]

Avocado Dude* is a family doctor, works in a native community. Went to an out-of-area hospital where one of his patients was staying, wearing an avocado shirt. Asked to see chart. Staff was hesitant, but Dr Avocado called a friend of his who worked at the hospital. Then the staff said "OK" and let Dr Avocado do whatever. The end.
(also Dr Avocado fed his patient a moose log. Then he got ten thousand Likes by bitching on Twitter; that's important too.)

It seemed pretty fishy and like the sort of thing that would (and should) happen to anyone in that situation, but figured it was better to get confirmation before declaring Dr Avocado (and Lou) an asshat.


*most likely an FtM.

Went to his website: he's just a vanilla gay, married and Canadian, but refers to himself as "two-spirit" because he's indigenous, which is at least a traditional use of the term. He's pushing for transgender programs in Alberta, but he isn't one; he just looks a little femme because he's a twank and he's got that Native face shape/sparse beard. Also he was on The Amazing Race, so he definitely likes media attention.

He knows what he's doing, referring to having to get permission from a "white doctor." Dude, you're an MD too. You know how to get privileges at a hospital; go back during business hours and plan ahead.

It'd be interesting to see if the hospital replies; can't imagine they'll promise to educate their staff to not ask questions and not verify providers' identity.

I hope he pronounces "Makokis" in a way that lends itself to puns.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Yeah, sorry, I probably should have posted the rest of the story:
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Avocado Dude* is a family doctor, works in a native community. Went to an out-of-area hospital where one of his patients was staying, wearing an avocado shirt. Asked to see chart. Staff was hesitant, but Dr Avocado called a friend of his who worked at the hospital. Then the staff said "OK" and let Dr Avocado do whatever. The end.
(also Dr Avocado fed his patient a moose log. Then he got ten thousand Likes by bitching on Twitter; that's important too.)

It seemed pretty fishy and like the sort of thing that would (and should) happen to anyone in that situation, but figured it was better to get confirmation before declaring Dr Avocado (and Lou) an asshat.


*most likely an FtM.

if this is an FtM: are you telling me that Corust did such a number to Lou's psyche that Lou cannot stand seeing FtM's anymore, much like seeing women? lmao

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

There's a lot of jokes to be made here, but I'm not really sure why Lou is knocking JBP for eating meat; cats are obligate carnivores. Have I missed something? Has Lou decided to go vegan and swear off tacos and chicken wings?

Jordan Peterson and his daughter were (Or are still? Not sure.) singing the praises of an all-beef diet, claiming it cured her of a bunch of things, including some autoimmune disease, and his daughter was charging people to give nutrition advice based on her experience with it. Whether the whole thing is dumb or not, Lou just uses it as an insult because he's lazy and not creative enough to come up with anything funnier to say about Peterson.

 

[Mr. Internet]

if this is an FtM: are you telling me that Corust did such a number to Lou's psyche that Lou cannot stand seeing FtM's anymore, much like seeing women? lmao

Speaking of, I saw he recently graduated college and moved in with his boyfriend. Half Lou's age and his old arch nemesis has already accomplished more than Lou likely ever will, good for him.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

if this is an FtM: are you telling me that Corust did such a number to Lou's psyche that Lou cannot stand seeing FtM's anymore, much like seeing women? lmao

I would bet good Kiwibucks Ace still sees FtMs as women.

 

[The Dude]

I would bet good Kiwibucks Ace still sees FtMs as women.

I would bet good Kiwibucks that Louie still sees MtFs as male. He's just milking the tranny train for GriftBux. Just look at all the times he's been shitty towards other trans people. He knows its all bullshit, but doesn't care because he gets those sweet donations for iPads and tiddy tiger fap art.

 

[Solid Snek]

Library woes + Lou lost his wallet.

Be funny if the MAGAt finds it and returns it to him.


Politics! Mostly hornyposting to Fettermania and a belated acknowledgement of a black lady...



but also some Nazis and Margaret Thatcher hate at the end. Didn't Mick Foley already quit Twitter...?



Assorted lifestyle posts; Lou the Boomer, animals > people, MLP sperging, and Lou demands $200 from Mr E, even though the bet was for him to not delete stuff for one month, and he hasn't even managed one week.


(People who follow CWC may notice that Lou is now clearly siding with Putin and jeopardizing The Merge.)


Shitload of Tells; u for ur, ugliness, dating/friendship advice, somebody asks him about that podcast that mocked him a page ago, and series of uncomfortable questions result in him SEETHING AND SCREAMING INTO THE VOID:



Getting Ghosted by Boozy, Marx, and Godbear:



Comic stuff; Batman or something, and Lou picks a fight over She-Hulk

https://archive.ph/vivlK

Poor kid has no idea what he's stumbled into here.


And finally, the most important updates; existential fursona stuff, and a prelude to the upcoming June Begpostapalooza:

https://archive.ph/wRFDI https://archive.ph/BUJqs
and Lou broke his keyboard, needs money. HIS HANDS ARE TOO FAT.

https://archive.ph/sZKFi -edit- lol, motherfucker deleted it just as I was archiving it. RESET THE ONE MONTH COUNTER.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Ninja'd by @Solid Snek but I spent a half hour archiving all this shit so I'm going anyway.

Spoiler: you've already seen most of this

Library no longer a safe space:

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1526662246201540608 | https://archive.ph/wip/4HOkZ

Calling people Nazis over capeshit again:

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1526924540827541505 | https://archive.ph/laCja

Spoiler

I happen to agree that She-Hulk really ought to look like an MMA fighter. But it's not wrong to point out that she has had many different body types in the comics, nor it it worth chimping out at random Twitter users about.

Boozy unwisely acknowleges Lou's existence. Run, Boozy!!

https://twitter.com/BoozyBadger/status/1526928310474788867

#TramsCrowFund:

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1526965208199180289 | https://archive.ph/BUJqs (first one was deleted before it could be archived)

Lou acknkowledges that he cannot go a month without deleting any tweets:

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1526964791692107788 | https://archive.ph/SOKgC

Lou has work to do:

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1526940599550713860 | https://archive.ph/RkSnW

Brightening everyone's day:

https://tellonym.me/acekat/answer/2975904810

https://tellonym.me/acekat/answer/2975723551

You mad fool, Lou can't volunteer at the library! There's a Republican working there!

https://tellonym.me/acekat/answer/2975627637

ACAB Lou wants a restraining order against someone for asking questions:

https://tellonym.me/acekat/answer/2975647281

https://tellonym.me/acekat/answer/2975663635

https://tellonym.me/acekat/answer/2975678200

You should give it a listen, Lou! He made an episode about you!

Being despicable to a stranger for no reason...

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1526784063058714624 | https://archive.ph/wip/diiyH

...but the comeback is sublime:

https://twitter.com/gameover_zero/status/1526899227707703297

Fan mail:

https://twitter.com/iratelarry/status/1526716173898985475

Lou didn't finish college because he got expelled for plagiarizing from his little brother financial aid ran out:

edit: More fan mail from ShutUp45172334:

 

[Vampirella]

Shitload of Tells; u for ur, ugliness, dating/friendship advice, somebody asks him about that podcast that mocked him a page ago, and series of uncomfortable questions result in him SEETHING AND SCREAMING INTO THE VOID:

I hate Lous Tells. He never seems like he wants to answer any of them, so why does he do it. What kind of questions does he want to answer?

 

[Solid Snek]

Mr E responds; Lou officially accepts the deal to not delete or edit tweets for a full month.

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1526992908762525696

https://archive.ph/FFeYD

Note that Lou says "$200 up front". Methinks he's trying to be a weasel, and will next demand $200 to even consider starting the clock, rather than accepting $200 after the goal is met.

Mr E, what say you, good sir?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I hate Lous Tells. He never seems like he wants to answer any of them, so why does he do it. What kind of questions does he want to answer?

I'd go even further - why set up that Tellonym account in the first place? He isn't answering anything and it's not like he's getting any asspats like other narcs or he can get into long slapfights like on twatter. What's the point then?

 

[Solid Snek]

I'd go even further - why set up that Tellonym account in the first place? He isn't answering anything and it's not like he's getting any asspats like other narcs or he can get into long slapfights like on twatter. What's the point then?

My guess? Given that all of his "friends" ghost him (except LARPer, Wester, and sometimes Fuckalope), and he doesn't seem to get along with the library staff (they think he's homeless, he thinks they're racist), getting asked questions on Tellonym is probably the closest he gets to friendly human interaction.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

My guess? Given that all of his "friends" ghost him (except LARPer, Wester, and sometimes Fuckalope), and he doesn't seem to get along with the library staff (they think he's homeless, he thinks they're racist), getting asked questions on Tellonym is probably the closest he gets to friendly human interaction.

Human interaction? Sure. Friendly human interaction? That's a good one. Like you said, Lou at best has "friends" in place of friends - mentally ill human waste running in the same furry/e-begging circles. Judging by his posts our dear @Doggo is very much a human train wreck who can't stop powerlevelling but he's got a good heart and he's trying. The same couldn't be said about any of Lardo's orbiters.

Edit: fixed a typo.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Library woes + Lou lost his wallet.

Be funny if the MAGAt finds it and returns it to him.

Lou I thought you were a #poor #disabled #irish #trans #retinopath #queen how would people steal zero dollars from you

Getting Ghosted by Boozy, Marx, and Godbear:

laughing at being ghosted by Marx

Actually, if we're being specific: Boozy actually did acknowledge Lou here in that 2nd tweet by responding. However, Boozy did respond in such a way that can easily be interpreted as Boozy responding to Inkblitzer as opposed to acknowledging that he was responding to Lou.

 

[Solid Snek]

Human interaction? Sure. Friendly human interaction? That's a good one. Like you said, Lou at best has "friends" in place of friends - mentally ill human waste running in the same furry/e-begging circles. Judging by his posts our dear @Doggo is very much a human train wreck who can't stop powerlevelling but he's got a good heart and he's trying. The same couldn't be said about any of Lardo's orbiters.

Edit: fixed a typo.

"Closest he gets to" friendly interactions.

Tellonym is not friendly, but it's as near to friendly as Lou experiences, hence why I think he keeps coming back. Trolls asking "Why are you so fat?" and teens asking "how do u know if a gurl in ur class likes u?" is like the last remaining oasis in the desert of Lou's life.

-edit- LMFAO
He deleted ALL of his Tweets, back to February.

Nevermind, he deleted the February Tweet, too, while I was looking at it.

All that's left is one random RT from April, and his two most recent TRAMSCROW signal boosts.

https://archive.ph/9ig4k

$200 bet lasted all of two hours, I guess.

 

[MetalParakeet]

So to summarize the past few pages, lou has a rough life because:

-Thunderstorms.

-He has an aunt he never knew of (like virtually everyone does).

-He had to walk a little.

-People turn off the power to do maintenance on his free housing (X to doubt that corrupted anything).

-mommy yells and expects him to do more than scream online in exchange for his free food and housing

This shit is why I'm pro abortion.

 

[Solid Snek]

-People turn off the power to do maintenance on his free housing (X to doubt that corrupted anything).

It's possible that, when Lou plugged the drive in again, he got one of those stock "the device was not properly unplugged last time it was used; would you like to reformat the drive?" messages that Windows sometimes spits at you. And Lou, like a boomer, likely said "YEAH, SURE, reformat my drive, why not", never realizing that this would mean losing terabyte after terabyte of irreplaceable lion transformation porn.

That'd be my guess, but who knows? With Lou DFEing again, "mom yelled at me and I lost my porn" Saga is likely gone for good, never to be mentioned or acknowledged by Lou again (except maybe to say it didn't happen, and/or "I'm sorry it happened, but I've changed", several years from now)

 

[JaneThough]

Lou has the WORST luck of anyone imaginable. Breaking keyboards, mouses, airpods, almost monthly. In my entire life I have broken exactly 0 of these things, but he can't seem to go without breaking everything he owns more than a few months.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

"Closest he gets to" friendly interactions.

Tellonym is not friendly, but it's as near to friendly as Lou experiences, hence why I think he keeps coming back. Trolls asking "Why are you so fat?" and teens asking "how do u know if a gurl in ur class likes u?" is like the last remaining oasis in the desert of Lou's life.

-edit- LMFAO
He deleted ALL of his Tweets, back to February.

Nevermind, he deleted the February Tweet, too, while I was looking at it.
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All that's left is one random RT from April, and his two most recent TRAMSCROW signal boosts.

https://archive.ph/9ig4k

$200 bet lasted all of two hours, I guess.

Did anything in particular even inspire this, or did Louie just decide it's time to delete everything?

 

[Solid Snek]

Did anything in particular even inspire this, or did Louie just decide it's time to delete everything?

Only thing I can think of is the "Don't Delete Anything" deal, which he "signed" an hour before The Purge.

(earlier this page; https://archive.ph/FFeYD )

Maybe it's a "joke"? Haha, I said I wouldn't delete anything, so now I'll delete everything.

Or maybe he didn't get any money in his account, so he got mad, seethed, and deleted his Twitter?

I also re-archived his Tell, since he's got the "I Won't Delete Anything" Tell pinned currently. Dunno if it'll be useful later, but I know people will continue calling him out on deleting shit, regardless of what his game is this time.

https://archive.ph/zcWmC