Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

That makes sense.
Maybe I don’t know anything about body building but these seem like normal arms of someone who’s not a NEET, not fit arms.
Not saying he needs to have visible muscle but he’s toned at best in the arms.
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He looks alright from the back as he has a broad frame (shoulders being wider than the hips/waist creates a better silhouette) and because of the back fat it makes him look like he has big traps. He prob does have an OK base under the flab as he was athletic for most of his life before he balooned up. But yeah, decent distance to go.
 
New family photo, Bam looks skinny so I wonder if it’s old or if the Novak workout videos are old.
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And an update from Cumrag Vinny, he whines about money owed to him, he outs his conservator, and he throws around the idea of staring a #FreeBam movement. Leeches gonna leech.
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And an update from Cumrag Vinny, he whines about money owed to him, he outs his conservator, and he throws around the idea of staring a #FreeBam movement. Leeches gonna leech.
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Had a quick dive of Vinny Beedle's insta, is he just a glorified hanger-on? Sorry, I don't know the history of the guy.

And the conservator looks like a snake-oil saleswoman. Lots of high priced mental health bullshit on their store, with a 'brain rescue' 'nutrition' supplement taking pride of place.
 
Had a quick dive of Vinny Beedle's insta, is he just a glorified hanger-on? Sorry, I don't know the history of the guy.

And the conservator looks like a snake-oil saleswoman. Lots of high priced mental health bullshit on their store, with a 'brain rescue' 'nutrition' supplement taking pride of place.

I'm only really familiar with him through his Cumtown appearances (there's a few comp videos on youtube of them talking about their interview with Bam and Vinny had been there as well, it's been mentioned a few times here I believe) but yeah, you got the gist

Grifter, tells the world he's a scammer with his chest out. He openly talked about a comedian he worked with who he'd make sure the guy had the funds to do more smack and he'd often be so fucked up he'd give Vinny more money than he'd agreed to. Also something about (allegedly) stealing Bam's fans money and fucking off to Disney world with his family. He basically called himself a Bam handler bc of his experience wrangling hot messes

I don't have the time to listen through it all again, but here's the link to a long vid of them talking about him. Clearly a dude desperate for validation but no social skills to actually get it.
 
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Also worth noting, a few years back when Bam tried to pivot and relaunch himself as a stand up comedian Vinny was the guy who was helping him get his foot in the door. 94E1762F-6DDC-4219-879F-DBEE3162818C.jpeg
Vinny supposedly worked with Bam to help him understand how to put together a set, the dos and donts of stand up, etc and Vinny would warm up the crowd for Bam. This of course was all in vain, as this was all he received in return:
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Any normal person would hit the eject button on this business partnership but Vinny carried on, taking Bam on the Cumtown podcast and even started his SCUMTOWN podcast that he still makes. It seems he’s delivering on his #freebam movement, this is comments section of the last 3 IG posts of his alleged conservator:187C90A3-157B-4FD9-8841-8B946226D54F.jpeg55F78B59-77FE-4F94-BF24-B5734460437A.jpeg5CDE4E29-1244-41C7-BF3F-BEA9221F3D0E.jpeg
They sound as unhinged as qtards
 
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Excuse the double post, but oh man I took a dive down the #freebam hashtag on instagram and it’s filled with one single crazy lady pretending to give a shit about Bam. I haven’t looked through all these videos yet but I’m documenting it all here conveniently so I can watch later and we can dig deeper.

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Maybe because he gives a shit about his friend and the well being of his son?
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And Bam is mad because he can’t make a fool of himself with everyone in the photo so who’s the real loser here?
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“CONSERVATORSHIP CONFIRMED”
-Some retard who doesn’t know the difference between a conservatorship and guardianship
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How is this woman a lawyer yet completely unaware of how unreliable free background check websites are?
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Here she is shitting on Novak, and I can’t believe it but this crazy woman has me defending Novak now because I trust him and his rehab referral hustle more than I trust this woman.
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She can’t really be taking the word of one drug addict over another can she?

A few things to notice here, most notably is that they’re all by the same instagram account and in case you can’t tell she’s absolutely insane and hungry for clout. She has a whole linktree link in her IG bio with a ton of accounts affiliated with it including a YouTube, a merch store, and a patreon account with 189 patrons while hiding how much she pulls in.

Nine days ago she posted an interview with Vinny about Bam’s conservatorship:
Most of her videos nowadays focus on Britney Spears, Bam, another girl named Amanda who died while under the care of Bam’s conservator, Bam’s conservator Lima who she really has a hate boner for:
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She seems to be implying his conservator is a government agent? With lots of ties to Hollywood?
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For the record, I haven’t watched any of these videos other than the trailer, I’m putting it all here for dissection later:

An unreleased trailer for a Bam Margera show pitched to Netflix, which she claims is proof that the Jackass guys are engaging in criminal conspiracy:
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First, she immediately tells you the trailer is a few years old which makes it irrelevant to anything happening today but she pulls off an exceptional reach by claiming that Paramount selling the streaming rights for Jackass 4.5 to Netflix is proof they stole his idea and immediately also claims that the fact that Paramount realized that they could reboot the Jackass TV show on Paramount+ for network pocket change as proof of a conspiracy by the Jackass crew to put Bam away forever so they can hoard all the Jackass money for themselves. Retarded, I know. The trailer isn’t even good, it’s the same old shit we’ve seen a hundred times before and the Netflix pitch probably got passed on because we all know if he was getting a Netflix show he wouldn’t shut the fuck up about it.

She’s also apparently gotten her hands on the body can footage from when Bam was arrested but instead of releasing the uncut footage she turned it into two videos worth of content by giving commentary on the whole thing:

There’s 2-3 other videos as well about Bam but those were the ones that stood out and I’m sure between everyone well at least know if they’re worth watching.

I looked a little further into who was running the account and found this woman, B.J. Courville, a law student a young woman claiming to be a licensed attorney who came to prominence riding the #FREEBRITNEY wave.
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So desperate for content, she’s trying to goad individual Redditors into debating her on livestream.
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And apparently blocking her on social media is the best way to get under her skin because it’s hard to ride celebrity coattails when you can’t see their profile.
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I’m pretty sure that’s a tweaker just doing tweaker shit at the mall, she’s either an attention whore or literally retarded
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There’s probably much more to dig up on her, from a quick Google search she’s apparently blamed for inviting Qanon into the Free Britney movement which is ironic being that she’s so anti-Trump.
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If I had to guess from my a light dig, this is scam artists scamming money at the expense of other scammers.

It really is true what they say, the only people who surround Bam any more are people who can gain something from it
 
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He has successfully completed his one year rehab stint in Florida. This is a sign of a redemption arc.

Cardenio

Great job you fat retard, all you had to do to be in the fucking Jackass movie in any capacity was to say you were doing this. What a bizarre thing to do, do a bunch of drugs and tell your friends to fuck off, then actually do the rehab that was required to be on set. Jesus Christ what a fuck-up :story:

For a timeline, he was doing interviews in April 2021 about hating the 90-day rehab asked of him by the production crew and Jeff Tremaine, and that Knoxville had a problem with some of the 18 anti-depressant drugs he was prescribed exiting a short rehab then, which he was contentious with & eventually left Jackass 4 production. He claims to have been on prescription Adderal for 13 years, and yet he's been a year clean now? Shit ain't adding up.
 
Great job you fat retard, all you had to do to be in the fucking Jackass movie in any capacity was to say you were doing this. What a bizarre thing to do, do a bunch of drugs and tell your friends to fuck off, then actually do the rehab that was required to be on set. Jesus Christ what a fuck-up :story:
Yeah thats ass backwards, but he is doing it now. Not that it wouldn't have been nice with 5 mil in the bank but.....it's his fault.
 
Bam was once cute, but now even when I see pictures of young Bam I just see the old bloated fat version, it's strange but it's impossible to see him as he was.
I eagerly look forward to his kid Phoenix's transformation. He looks nothing like Bam now(and a little slow/retarded from the Thrasher video last year) but even if he turns out neurotypical he's going to become a big meatball at 30 like dad & grandad.

Bam was medium chub in that video as of July last year(and the footage is probably from earlier in the year by a few months) so he might've dropped weight by now. Hard to say.
 
You know, a lot of people will tell you that the first year is the hardest and I hope this goes well.
I will say that you can spend years climbing out of a hole, takes seconds to fall back in.
Yeah it can be a real motherfucker to stay on the straight and narrow. I did find what he did as a lolcow funny ( I am on this site for fucks sake ) But now that its over, welcome to your redemption arc.
 
I’m glad Bam is trying but still, his current demeanor still tells me he thinks of his end goal with “Showing the whole world how much I got better!” when he really needs to just focus on getting better for himself.

Steve-O knew to not fall into that trap.

A good way for Bam to start is for him to fucking shave that goddamn beard. The bearded look NEVER suited Bam.
 
Great job you fat retard, all you had to do to be in the fucking Jackass movie in any capacity was to say you were doing this. What a bizarre thing to do, do a bunch of drugs and tell your friends to fuck off, then actually do the rehab that was required to be on set. Jesus Christ what a fuck-up :story:

For a timeline, he was doing interviews in April 2021 about hating the 90-day rehab asked of him by the production crew and Jeff Tremaine, and that Knoxville had a problem with some of the 18 anti-depressant drugs he was prescribed exiting a short rehab then, which he was contentious with & eventually left Jackass 4 production. He claims to have been on prescription Adderal for 13 years, and yet he's been a year clean now? Shit ain't adding up.
Maybe they'll do an extended Blu Ray/streaming cut with some of the Bam footage that most likely exists.
That is if Bam stays sober which, based on history, is unlikely.
 
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When I first heard about IP2 and people like Baked Alaska, my reaction was "this seems like Jackass but for Internet people." Considering the trajectory Bam went down after the main production petered out, I think that's an even more apt comparison. If they filmed them even more frequently like the IRL streamers do, it would probably look really similar.
 
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