DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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I can't tell if this is Phil's coprophilia fetish coming out YET AGAIN, or he's become so lazy that he's ripping off AVGN.
 
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RaidenAUndertale said:
Any concrete proof that the whale is actually blind? And how blind are we talking? He certainly seems capable of cucking himself over text.
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He had something fucked up with his retinas, cancer or something I don't remember. He had his retinas removed so he is unable to see anything.

The only thing I've ever heard contrary to this is when Anonymouse was probably lying and said he had proof that SBM is able to see.
 
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Jose Cuervo said:
He forgot to turn off his stream because he immediately grabbed his iPhone, more than likely to play WWE Champions.

Phil… get help.
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Solid 18 Minutes, doesn't even turn off the console from his chair, you can even see him pick up the controller (at the professional level) at the end. I do like the "I hate to see you all" part way more though.

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MOMENTOUS DAY, he returned from his day ahf AND gifted memberships (First I lose my save then Koby dies). About 100 memberships today. Hit our monthly goal for the month (nice English dood). Gifting works differently to Twitch, he's not gonna explain how it works, his community "experiments" with it. Legend of Zelda starting Saturday night. Halo got wagequit, one situation CRUSHED him. Ping is fake, as fake as the massive rant at the end, he's NEVER playing it again!


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ME playthrough has been "very good" to him, I don't know pimp. Godlike thumbnail (click spoiler).

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SomeBoyo said:
Solid 18 Minutes, doesn't even turn off the console from his chair, you can even see him pick up the controller (at the professional level) at the end. I do like the "I hate to see you all" part way more though.
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"Hate to see you all"
Plays WWE champions immediately after stream ends
Can't even see what's on his phone cause of his potato camera.
 
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Jaha is not a very intelligent person from what I remember. He used to saying fucking every other word and would give interviews that would go a little something like this.

“So yeah man, fucking…went down to fucking the fucking arcade man and uh…fucking was there hanging out with uh…fucking John Choi and uh…this fucking dude was fucking making some fucking noise….uh…so I fucking uh…told him to fucking shut the fuck up…haha…or I’d uh fucking fuck his fucking shit the fuck up uh…hehahe…”

I don’t remember Jaha ever playing Street Fighter even. He was just there with Mike Watson to serve as alleged body guard and intimidation but I do not ever remember Jaha brawling anyone ever. Again, he was just there to bully people, intimidate people by flexing his arms and growling a lot. This worked on a lot of people I guess, particularly on Phil.

Long story short, Jaha would be a very popular poster here on kiwifarms.
 
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PyroAlert said:
Jaha is not a very intelligent person from what I remember. He used to saying fucking every other word and would give interviews that would go a little something like this.

“So yeah man, fucking…went down to fucking the fucking arcade man and uh…fucking was there hanging out with uh…fucking John Choi and uh…this fucking dude was fucking making some fucking noise….uh…so I fucking uh…told him to fucking shut the fuck up…haha…or I’d uh fucking fuck his fucking shit the fuck up uh…hehahe…”

I don’t remember Jaha ever playing Street Fighter even. He was just there with Mike Watson to serve as alleged body guard and intimidation but I do not ever remember Jaha brawling anyone ever. Again, he was just there to bully people, intimidate people by flexing his arms and growling a lot. This worked on a lot of people I guess, particularly on Phil.

Long story short, Jaha would be a very popular poster here on kiwifarms.
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There is only one thing I need to know from Jaha. In his classic story, he says Phil was with his posse. Who was in this posse? Name names. Someone find footage. I want to know who was in the OG Hate Army.
 
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Q_Anon1001 said:
Doesn't he always start the stream with a goal of 50 then increases it by 50 once the goal is met?
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It's a manipulation tactic, making goals seem easier to hit. The goal is 150, it's just that prior to the change, it was even more obvious that it was 1 or 2 whales propping up his tips goal and his chat regularly called for them.
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I can't tell if this is Phil's coprophilia fetish coming out YET AGAIN, or he's become so lazy that he's ripping off AVGN.
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It's the second. Phil's sense of humor hasn't changed since he started and the only "jokes" he has that he knows won't bring unwanted attention to him at this point are scat jokes.
Free Jasper said:
He sure does tantrum and quit a lot for a gaymer who ‘loves his job’.
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What he "loves" in games at this point is winning, no matter how he has to do it. It's why he's always starts getting pissy when he's struggling, throwing out his excuses fast enough to not be thinking about them before the says them (lag against a bot). It explains why Bugsnax is his favorite game, he was always going to win and why he went out of his way to cheese Elden Ring, he didn't want to look like he couldn't play games.
 
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Sup3r said:
The goal is 150, it's just that prior to the change, it was even more obvious that it was 1 or 2 whales propping up his tips goal and his chat regularly called for them
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It was also more humiliating for him to sit on a $10/150 for like 3 hours than it is to sit on a $10/50. Makes him look less pathetic.

He's also mentioned that the $150 is a comfort goal for him and he doesn't actually expect it to be hit. The "real" goal is around $100. There's levels of pathetic and shitty mind games with him, he can't just sit there, have a goal and play games - it needs to be as manipulative as possible
SkippyLongbottom said:
Not a good night for Phil here.
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Trash tier performance with that 20% win rate in the last 20 matches. Dude is consistently a huge liability for his teammates, doesn't communicate or try and coordinate with them.
 
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