Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes and Groypers: The Happening - Ralph snakes Fuentes, doxes Nick capos, banned from Cozy.TV

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As I'm sure you're all aware, Ethan Ralph recently became Nick Fuentes' attack dog pig in exchange for Fuentes becoming Ralph's gunt guard. The relationship has been pretty lopsided, with Fuentes being forced to debase himself by defending Ralph's rage pigging, revenge pornography, shit eating, false flagging, and other degeneracy. On the other hand, Ralph didn't have much dignity to begin with, so he had nothing to lose by being an America First lackey. After Fuentes got trounced by Mister Metokur in a debate and had his dirty laundry aired by former AF members Simon Dickerman and Jaden McNeil, AF has been in some hot water. Given his behavior, it's obvious that Fuentes has been deeply troubled over the recent backlash and has been fervently trying to validate the loyalty of his remaining followers by demanding that his audience and capos pledge their loyalty. Beardson complied. Dalton complied. Baked Alaska complied. His audience members keep spamming chat messages saying that they would "rape and murder" for Fuentes.

Recently, Ralph appeared on the Chrissie Mayr Podcast where he, of course, made a fool of himself for the umpteenth time. More on that can be found in this thread. One thing that's been overlooked is that superchatters on that stream were asking Ralph to swear fealty to Fuentes the same way all the other AF cultists and capos have. Ralph refused multiple times:

The third superchat mentions that it's possible that if Ralph takes the pledge, Fuentes will turn on the view multiplier for his Cozy.TV streams. For those who don't know, Simon, a former staff member of America First, stated on Kino Casino #18 that Cozy.TV has a view count multiplier feature that artificially inflates the number of viewers for certain streamers whom Fuentes shows favoritism toward. More on that can be found in this thread. Here are the clips of Jaden and Simon talking about it:

HatredOfScissors noted in another thread that Ralph's views on Cozy.TV have dropped significantly as of late. For the record, here is the view count that Ralph was bragging about back in April 30th on Twitter:

And here are his peak viewers as of recently:

A drop down to ½ to as far as ⅛ of what he used to pull in. Either Ralph suddenly became wildly unpopular or Fuentes really did turn off the view count multiplier. This might either motivate Ralph to finally make the pledge to Fuentes, or it may encourage the rage pig to do what he always does when even the tiniest friction occurs between him and another person.

Ethan Ralph vs Nick Fuentes incoming?

 

[MySonDavid]

Oh this could be good.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Will Beardson’s ambition re-manifest itself and take what is rightfully his? Will the Hovel Hobbit rise up and reassert himself as lead attack mongrel? Time will only tell.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Fuentes is a narcissist arrogant Mexican child, but he has the intelligence to clearly distance himself from Ralph

Fuentes is attacking Ralph in silent ways by deboosting Ralph’s views and elevating Beardson, Dalton, & Baked Alaska’s views. Considering Ralph’s snakish behavior I’m not surprised that Fuentes would do this

I hate both Fuentes and Ralph anyways. But it’s clear that Fuentes is demoting Ralph down and probably going to repromote be shack goblin Beersoy and the Jewish Goblinx Mason Dalton

 

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I just realized that I could've cut that first clip to make it a lot funnier, though it would've been a bit dishonest:

 

[AltisticRight]

Hi Ralph, the multiplier could also halve your views, you know? Maybe you did get over 1000 live viewers consistently, it's just halved now due to your reluctance to rape and murder for Catboy Hitler 2, 3, 4 and 5'1''. Time for you to pledge your undying loyalty.

 

[smugrandomdouche]

Ralph they're fucking with your money and career.
You made AF. You can't let them treat you like this.
Go get them.

 

[3322]

Ralph, you gotta bend the knee, buddy. You have nobody else and this child half your age is your master now, he owns you. You gotta bend over and spread your cheeks for Nick to clap and promise you will eat catboy cum every day. You have no choice, go on and publicly humiliate yourself for the mexican homosexual. You got bills to pay and mouths to feed!

 

[not william stenchever]

If you let this demand be made of you next thing you know he's going to be coming over to your house in the night with a black light looking for da poo poo on your thumbs.

 

[Hamdulilah]

Ralph and Fuentes were never going to work out because they are both super thin skinned. Something as little as Fuentes making a rattling sound when taking his HIV medication will set Ralph off to insult Fuentes dying mother.

Give it like two Kino Casinos worth of time, we won't have to wait much longer.

 

[Tiger Jack]

You’d think that he couldn’t wait to eat shit for Fuentes.

 

[Maude Snew]

Already? Damn, I had Dick Masterson on the list next. This is better though.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

"Before the pig squeals twice, you will deny me three times" - Nick Fuentes

 

[Quintus]

I kind of figured this was coming when Dick made fun of AF on his show. Plus I don't think Ralph has it in him to take an oath of loyalty. You're generally not supposed to break those whenever you feel remotely slighted. A true Ralphamale isn't going to bow to anyone!

 

[Weird Ages]

The catboy fuhrer probably realized he made a mistake choosing Ralph as his attack hog.

His two positives are that there's no low he won't stoop to and that Nick has plausible deniability when it comes to his actions because he can just say "Good ol' Ethan got drunk again and did -insert heinous action here-, of course I didn't tell him to do it but you know what he's like".

While these are useful qualities for a henchpig, Ethan has only ever shown respect to surrogate father figures, and a gay Mexican child is no replacement for daddy Ronnie. He's also likely to accidentally spill his beans on everything Nick has ordered him to do with a little bit of prodding, because, as we've all seen, he has no control over what comes out of his mouth once he sarts hollerin'.

 

[Shig O'nella]

I have faith in you, Ralph.

You will sit and assess all your options carefully before picking the absolute stupidest and most self destructive one to go all in on.

 

[free_protons4u]

I really have to respect Ralph in this case.

He is a man of principles.

Sure, he'll rape a bitch. But he'll do it on his own terms. He'll do it because the whore owes him for the Amazon wishlist purchases. He'll do it because he has $1,000 in his bank account, and she wanted that Memphis micro cock in her mouth anyway. He'll rape Warski's sister in a foreign land because the Warski angered him. But he won't automatically do it for Nick Fuentes. Principled.

And don't forget murder. If there were no consequences, he'd murder Gator! Gator is a snake (not a gator). He'll murder Warski! Warski is a snake. He'd murder Metokur! Metokur is a snake. He'd murder Josh! Josh has a broke dick and is a pedophile. But he'll do it on his terms, and only his terms (his terms apparently being he doesn't actually suffer any consequences). But he won't automatically do it for Nick Fuentes. Principled.

A man of principles. Principled.

 

[Flabba Wabba Jabba]

I really have to respect Ralph in this case.

He is a man of principles.

Sure, he'll rape a bitch. But he'll do it on his own terms. He'll do it because the whore owes him for the Amazon wishlist purchases. He'll do it because he has $1,000 in his bank account, and she wanted that Memphis micro cock in her mouth anyway. He'll rape Warski's sister in a foreign land because the Warski angered him. But he won't automatically do it for Nick Fuentes. Principled.

And don't forget murder. If there were no consequences, he'd murder Gator! Gator is a snake (not a gator). He'll murder Warski! Warski is a snake. He'd murder Metokur! Metokur is a snake. He'd murder Josh! Josh has a broke dick and is a pedophile. But he'll do it on his terms, and only his terms (his terms apparently being he doesn't actually suffer any consequences). But he won't automatically do it for Nick Fuentes. Principled.

A man of principles. Principled.

I read this in Ralph's voice and it sounds exactly like something he would say.

 

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This Nick Fuentes had more sense on their shoulders:

Plenty of clips that could be made out of the full length show mirrored below, unfortunatly at a low resolution, it is a shame we can't upload larger resolution videos for archival purposes:

 

[#KillAllPedos]

I used to think Fuentes would burn the bridge first, but now I think Ralph will do it. I’ll explain.

For perspective, go back about about a month ago to shortly before Nick began gunt guarding in earnest. Ralph was still reeling from getting blown out by Jim, Kino Casino was dunking on him weekly, his bowling event was a laughing stock of the internet, his views were consistently under 1k, and everyone was calling him a rapist. To top it all off, Dick Masterson was being distant toward Ralph, even inviting Metokur on TDS. Ralph wasn’t getting the validation he needed from his usual internet daddies, or his audience. You could see the desperation on Ralph’s face.

But that all changed when Nick, for reasons that elude me, started essentially co-signing Ethan Ralph. At that point in time, the AF brand was much stronger than it currently is, in part because many Groypers still had illusions about AF being a conservative political movement. Of course AF was struggling, and there was drama behind the scenes, but overall Nick’s brand was still a million times healthier than Ralph’s brand. Remember, unlike Ralph, Nick has charisma, and there were people who actually gave a shit what Nick had to say. So when Nick endorsed Ralph’s petty misbehavior (abusing DMCA takedowns), it was like giving water to a man dying of thirst. That was all the validation Ralph needed to begin his manic cycle again. From Ralph’s perspective, Nick had the appearance of a shiny new internet daddy.

It’s pretty obvious what Ralph stood to gain from that transaction. But what did Nick expect to gain for someone as universally reviled as Ralph? The fallout was almost instantaneous. People who were favorable or on the fence about AF felt compelled to disavow. Nick then made the stupidest decision of his life and started attacking Ralph’s enemies. Ralph, of course, has a massive collection of enemies (biggest in the sector), and they’ve pretty much all been radicalized by Ralph’s antagonistic tendencies. Most notably, Nick started attacking Mister Metokur—a guy who is funnier, smarter, more quick-witted, and more popular than Nick. They had a debate in which Jim humiliated “Nick the Knife” like no one has before. I won’t rehash that episode here. Suffice to say Nick basically exposed himself as a painfully unfunny fraud and a hypocrite.

Fast forward a month. A ton of shit has happened, much of it either directly or indirectly as a result of Nick letting Ralph hitch his wagon to AF. AF has basically imploded. The name “Nick Fuentes” is now almost universally maligned by both the Right and Left. The shitposters and meme-makers are now making fun of Nick for being a fed, catboy, incel, homosexual cum detective. But Ralph is actually in about the same position he was before Nick co-signed him—pulling about 600-700 viewers. Ralph only broke even, and Nick lost the house.

In short, Ralph is gonna realize that he didn’t need Nick. He could have pulled those same 600-700 viewers all by himself. And when Ralph doesn’t need you, it’s just a matter of time until he tells you so.