- Joined
- Oct 2, 2018
Kevin doesn't want to be pregnant. He wants to be quirky. Edgy. He thinks his idiot declarations blows minds.
He doesn't want to munch his cooch. He'd barf, as would anyone. Not even Wedge was able to handle that shit.
He doesn't want a deep dicking, no matter how much he whines. Of all his desires, that's the easiest to procure. Instead, he does stuff like this:
Me so horny. Right.
Better to LARP as a skeevy degenerate than get caught out as a spoiled dullard.
He doesn't want to munch his cooch. He'd barf, as would anyone. Not even Wedge was able to handle that shit.
He doesn't want a deep dicking, no matter how much he whines. Of all his desires, that's the easiest to procure. Instead, he does stuff like this:
Me so horny. Right.
Better to LARP as a skeevy degenerate than get caught out as a spoiled dullard.