Metal Gear

[Aunt Carol]

I'm pretty sure it's because the face model is based off Naked Snake and not Solid Snake so he has Nakeds beard instead of Solid's shitty scruff. (I think they're noses are supposed to be different too, and arguably their cheek definition)

SSB Snake seems like an amalgamation, based on them wanting to cram in as many fun Metal Gear things as possible; he's got the C4 from MGS3 as well.

 

[Bennytehsmeghead]

This is in fact a retarded opinion you should be ashamed of, just saying.

Shut your fucking mouth, you pretentious Snake Eater fantroll.

EDIT: Why yes! I am a retard who is mad at the internet! How did you figure that out?

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

anyway do any of you have any theories/headcanons (i fucking hate that word but it's just what they are) on any of the characters' real/full names? (for the ones that haven't been established)

 

[Aunt Carol]

anyway do any of you have any theories/headcanons (i fucking hate that word but it's just what they are) on any of the characters' real/full names? (for the ones that haven't been established)

The reason so many Metal Gear characters have only one name, or a series of implausible nicknames, is because the rest of their names were stolen by Benedict Kazuhira McDonnell Miller and sold for a handsome profit.

eta: Hellmaster Benedict Kazuhira McDonnell Miller, The Man Who Stole the Recipes for Mountain Dew and Doritos from the CIA.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Shut your fucking mouth, you pretentious Snake Eater fantroll.

EDIT: Why yes! I am a retard who is mad at the internet! How did you figure that out?

cope seethe dilate, fag

 

[Bennytehsmeghead]

Oh, sorry. I just reported you for being a TOTAL FUCKING SOLID 3 FANFAGGOT, FAG.

Get fucked and back off!

 

[Internet War Criminal]

>isn't a ladder enthusiast
>can't do shit on his own
>has to cry to jannies (aka blond longhaired twinks) to help him

checks out

 

[Bennytehsmeghead]

>isn't a ladder enthusiast
>can't do shit on his own
>has to cry to jannies (aka blond longhaired twinks) to help him

checks out

GET FUCKED AND BACK OFF, FANFAGGOT.

People like YOU are the reason why Metal Gear Solid 2 was made in the first place!

EDIT: You want another reason why I'm so mad? Because you're forcing your opinion on someone who just disagrees with you. THAT is why I call you a fanfaggot. You're going after someone over something as trivial as METAL GEAR SOLID 3: SNAKE EATER, and you're forcing YOUR opinion on someone who disagrees with it. When you do that, you lose all your credibility and come off as a butthurt, biased fanboy.

Look, it's okay to like Solid 3 and consider it your personal favourite and/or the best from an objective standpoint. I understand that it's either 2 or 3 that checks out as most people's favourite. But to force your opinion on someone who disagreed with you and insult them for not agreeing in the process is genuinely retarded and I will not stand for it. Good evening, bye.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

This was peak kino, video games never measured up again afterwards, no matter how many ladders they put in their games

EDIT: You want another reason why I'm so mad? Because you're forcing your opinion on someone who just disagrees with you. THAT is why I call you a fanfaggot. You're going after someone over something as trivial as METAL GEAR SOLID 3: SNAKE EATER, and you're forcing YOUR opinion on someone who disagrees with it. When you do that, you lose all your credibility and come off as a butthurt, biased fanboy.

Look, it's okay to like Solid 3 and consider it your personal favourite and/or the best from an objective standpoint. I understand that it's either 2 or 3 that checks out as most people's favourite. But to force your opinion on someone who disagreed with you and insult them for not agreeing in the process is genuinely retarded and I will not stand for it. Good evening, bye.

lmao i get it you love mgs games because youve spent most of your life hiding in closets

sorry you cant deal your gay futuristic ninja bullshit is never gonna be as good as cold war kino

 

[Aunt Carol]

I love all the Snakes and I just want to tousle their little mullets and tuck them into bed.

Solidus is my favorite, though. Imagine a Solidus game: you start out doing war crimes and abusing children, then you put in the second disk and it's a resource management sim about being the President.

 

[Bennytehsmeghead]

lmao i get it you love mgs games because youve spent most of your life hiding in closets

sorry you cant deal your gay futuristic ninja bullshit is never gonna be as good as cold war kino

THIS IS WHY I REPORTED YOU, YA RETARD.

You are FORCING your opinion on someone who disagrees with you! You are going to war with someone over A FUCKING VIDEO GAME. A game released in 2004 for the Playstation 2. This is beyond childish and genuinely embarrassing behaviour from a grown-ass adult. I have autism myself and I roll my eyes whenever people like you do this shit! If anything, you're making my opinion on Solid 3 get even more negative if THIS is how a fan behaves!

 

[Internet War Criminal]

THIS IS WHY I REPORTED YOU, YA RETARD.

You are FORCING your opinion on someone who disagrees with you! You are going to war with someone over A FUCKING VIDEO GAME. A game released in 2004 for the Playstation 2. This is beyond childish and genuinely embarrassing behaviour from a grown-ass adult. I have autism myself and I roll my eyes whenever people like you do this shit! If anything, you're making my opinion on Solid 3 get even more negative if THIS is how a fan behaves!

If I was forcing myself on you, you'd be wearing a ballgag

I'm just stating the objective truths: mgs3 is the best in the series, you're a faggot, and deep down you know I'm right and that's why you can't stand it. Ocelot alone proves you're factually wrong, it's not the realm of opinions its science.

What I'm saying is you're NYC and I'm Daddy Fauci, now say thank you

 

[I fucking love Cocaine]

Dude, calm down, it's just a video game. There are worse things in life to get angry at.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Lol.
Don't tell me about being angry if someone here compares Snake with Sam Fisher or Gabe (the lad from Symphon Filter)

 

[Tinfoil]

Is anyone else hoping one day Konami sells the rights to Kojima and he finished MGSV? I swear if stupid Konami would've just let him finish the damn game we'd be doing crazy online stuff with each others online offshore bases still.

Hell I would take a redo of Peace Walker with MGSV engine at this point.

 

[Bennytehsmeghead]

If I was forcing myself on you, you'd be wearing a ballgag

I'm just stating the objective truths: mgs3 is the best in the series, you're a faggot, and deep down you know I'm right and that's why you can't stand it. Ocelot alone proves you're factually wrong, it's not the realm of opinions its science.

What I'm saying is you're NYC and I'm Daddy Fauci, now say thank you

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

You're FORCING your opinion on me. Not "stating the objective truth", FORCING YOUR OPINION. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP! God I'm SO happy I reported your retarded ass...

 

[Internet War Criminal]

The harder you fight the more you show everyone that deep down that's what you really believe

got the maturity of a little kid throwing rocks at the little boy he likes before running away lmao

even volgin didnt chimp out as much after he found out you killed his boytoy and was wearing his hollowed out face as a mask

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Is anyone else hoping one day Konami sells the rights to Kojima and he finished MGSV? I swear if stupid Konami would've just let him finish the damn game we'd be doing crazy online stuff with each others online offshore bases still.

There wasn't anything left to finish. It had been five years. All of the plans and design decisions had long been in place. Kojima was already done dealing with the game and moved onto Silent Hills.

The MGS V we got was always going to be the MGS V we would get.

Let the fucking man go and make whatever the fuck he wants, he has been checked out of Metal Gear Solid for damn near two decades now.

As for all the autism that has taken over this thread, MGS 3 was cool. The rest of the games ruined Big Boss by making him a fucking depressed sad sack who couldn't get over his surrogate mommy.

 

[Bennytehsmeghead]

The harder you fight the more you show everyone that deep down that's what you really believe

got the maturity of a little kid throwing rocks at the little boy he likes before running away lmao

even volgin didnt chimp out as much after he found out you killed his boytoy and was wearing his hollowed out face as a mask

Bitch, YOU'RE the autistic manchild. You're going after me over A FUCKING VIDEOGAME. You think that I have committed a crime against humanity by disagreeing with you, and now you're insulting me, forcing your opinion on me, and making me look like a retard.

YOU started this. YOU went after me for disagreeing on you over a fucking videogame, and I hope to god the higherups ban your ass for genuine faggotry.

 

[draggs]

This was peak kino, video games never measured up again afterwards, no matter how many ladders they put in their games

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