DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Yup, thanks to the Twitch leaks in combination with the bank leaks we have mostly objectively verifiable data on regards to his earlier Twitch/YouTube Adsense income. I made a couple charts awhile back (these both represent NET revenue)
I'm shit at math but it seems losing Twitch essentially removed half his effective income or at least a third. Say he's making 60k annually now (80k if we include his tips). How fucked is he in reality? I'm assuming Renton has a pretty high cost of living for being in the Seattle metro, but he's not in the city proper and as neither he nor his wife actually go anywhere or do anything, it cuts down on a lot.

I'm trying to understand if there is actually reason for his rant considering we all know he has no impulse control so his more recent behavior might be more warranted, in his mind.
 
I'm shit at math but it seems losing Twitch essentially removed half his effective income or at least a third. Say he's making 60k annually now (80k if we include his tips). How fucked is he in reality? I'm assuming Renton has a pretty high cost of living for being in the Seattle metro, but he's not in the city proper and as neither he nor his wife actually go anywhere or do anything, it cuts down on a lot.

I'm trying to understand if there is actually reason for his rant considering we all know he has no impulse control so his more recent behavior might be more warranted, in his mind.
Just use occam's razor. It's philburt the man pig is as shallow as a puddle.
 
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I'm shit at math but it seems losing Twitch essentially removed half his effective income or at least a third. Say he's making 60k annually now (80k if we include his tips). How fucked is he in reality? I'm assuming Renton has a pretty high cost of living for being in the Seattle metro, but he's not in the city proper and as neither he nor his wife actually go anywhere or do anything, it cuts down on a lot.

I'm trying to understand if there is actually reason for his rant considering we all know he has no impulse control so his more recent behavior might be more warranted, in his mind.
At most he lost maybe 10-15% of his effective income when switching to YouTube, he's comparing his income from Twitch at it's highest point (when he got an abnormally high amount of cheers and gifted subs), strategically choosing his peak rather than usual baseline to further his little pity party for begging.
 
He has a fundamental issue comprehending that new ways of donating like Superthanks and gifted subs are just alternative means for people giving him a finite amount of money. He sees them as ADDITIONAL ways for someone to donate on top of whatever way they normally do, which is why he gets so hyped about them, only to crash when he realizes that an increase from one source is going to result in a decrease from another.
Phil somehow thinks he has 1k uniqure viewers. When youtube implemented these new ways to donate to the streamers, in phils mind, this means that new people or the silent majority will be encouraged to donate/'support'. You don't like memberships and can't tip? Well you can just use super chat. You're a person who watches the vods and can't donate live? Well you can use super thanks. Wanna hyped up the chat? Well you can do so with the gifted memberships. But since gifteted memberships on youtube are so new and work somewhat differently, the culture around them will be nowhere near as the gifting culture on twitch. The problem is that it isn't opening up new venues for potential new donators to support, but instead its spreading his current supporters funds to be divided in four/five ways.

He's not peddling as hard for gifted memberships as much as for super thanks because once he meet this arbitrary member goal, the gifted memberships are basically useless to him. With super thanks, he could delude himself into thinking the silent vod viewers will have a way to donate. But with gifted memberships, the reality hit him in the face fast.
 
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Tremendous pahsitivity in chat, as is tradition.
 
At most he lost maybe 10-15% of his effective income when switching to YouTube, he's comparing his income from Twitch at it's highest point (when he got an abnormally high amount of cheers and gifted subs), strategically choosing his peak rather than usual baseline to further his little pity party for begging.
On par with how he said back at the beginning in 2010, he made money "hand over fist" but not over $100k, that's just a conspiracy theory! Pretty sure he was making ~150-200 grand a year before moving to WA if you follow the trend backwards.
 
Christ alive, the lip biting and the looking everywhere but at the camera as he explains why he needs tips made me think of Bubbles in The Wire. Maybe it's confirmation bias, but to this filthy detractor he looks like a junkie when he talks about instant money.

I did laugh at his examples for why he needed tips:
"If I need a buy a new game today, tips pay for it" makes sense, if you squint, but Phil barely buys new games anymore. He's down to what, one new release a month. So that's $70. But you ask for double that every stream Phil. So where does the rest of it go?
"If I need to buy something for the business, tips pay for it" even the most dented of dentheads can't possibly believe this. What was the last thing he bought to improve da business? The PS5?
"Bills and stuff behind the scenes, generally, tips pay for that" What? When did that happen? Wasn't the set in stone lore from DSP's mouth that the Youtube payment for all of that?

"You're a piece of shit if you think that someone that has to live day to day on tips and shit is funny" Fuck you Phil. If you could budget and stop spunking every penny up the wall on WWE Champions you'd be golden. There is a global cost of living crisis, people are having to choose between heating and eating, and this prick has the gall to say he is living "day to day" on over $100 a day. Sometimes it doesn't matter that DSP lives in a hell of his own creation, the desire to see someone scream in his face or batter him is overwhelming.
If he was really transparent (lol) he would instead of having a "tips goal" actually specify what that goal is for. So if he wants a new game(s) for the month he should have the amount of those games as the goal, same with a game system or whatever it is that he needs money for immediately.
 
Fuck we got peak Phil today. Got over 100 memberships and pretty goes "Its not enough guys, I need those tips to pay my bills" Fuck Phil never changes.

Holy shit you posted just in time. I haven't watched nothing from the clown today and as soon as I turn the stream on someone ask about another stream goal and he sounded annoyed as fuck:


Then I scroll back because usually when tips are low when he comes back from break he starts complaining and he says this shit:



First of all... not entirely sure if thats within Youtubes ToS to say tip him outside the platform so he can get most of the money and Youtube gets nothing.. but also the fact that his gifted memberships smugness went away so fast when he realized it would cut into his tips. Another thing... Bullshit that he has to wait until Wednesday or Thursday because he already complained about this before and got his money that Monday. Pay for fucking what? He just had his off day, he has several streams to do. Oh wait... pay for Paypal's fast transfer to his bank account like he does everyday and could cost him up to $15 dollars. That leaves him with only $50 for gatcha and booze because who knows how the night stream is gonna go.

He already proved that he fast transfers money all the time when he posted on Twitter how he was negative during Christmas time somehow:

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I use Paypal alot. The only way you go negative that I've seen is refunds because PayPal doesn't allow over drafting.

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BTW, Paypal has a debit card you can get so you don't have to transfer. You just use their card, but 13 years in the business Phil hasn't done that. Especially since he claims to use tips for bills.

BUT ANYWAYS.

Im wasting my finger strength. Everyone with a brain knows he's full of shit. Whoever is left who didn't realize he's a greedy, lazy, scam artist is either a troll/fan who spends other peoples money (stolen)/given to them on Phil, or money given for other needs (medicine, wheelchair grease) on Phil. And you can't convince these people because this is literally the only recognition they get in the world besides parents and their doctor.
 
"pretty slow tips night"

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Dude just got like 170 member ships but because he doesn't get it immediately, he doesn't give a fuck.
Does Phil really think his whales are loaded? They literally spent like 200+ on memberships now he expects them to hit tips goal as well. He really doesn't think he can bleed them dry does he?
 
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