Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Anti Pickle Serum]

I know people struggle with OCD in many different ways, but there is no way someone with OCD would be this happy about all these kitchen containers being in different fonts.

The different typefaces won't matter in a couple months when the items are in a landfill next to Amber's soiled adult diapers.

 

[catcult_empress]

she won't be able to lose any weight until she conquers whatever it is that makes her want to binge. no amount of exercise, dieting, or surgery is going to get her to a healthy weight because mentally, she is too weak to stay on task. she needs to get a psychiatrist to help her overcome her trauma or else she is going to die like this.

imo the first step she needs to take is to get off the damn internet and actually get some fucking help! if she wasn't so damn busy trying to build a lifestyle off of her reputation of being an obese trainwreck, she could have taken this first step already and gotten the help she obviously needs-

she can't get off the internet. It's her only way to make income because she'd rather spend the rest of her life being a lying cunt to get some coin rather than actually HAVING a life.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

she can't get off the internet. It's her only way to make income because she'd rather spend the rest of her life being a lying cunt to get some coin rather than actually HAVING a life.

Eating is Amber's life. She has no interest outside it. She knows that if she lost a significant amount of weight, her YT career is toast. She said it herself. All she can do is pretend that she is on a weight loss "journey", pretend that she exercises and pretend that she eats salads and other healthy food. After a few weeks, she comes on YT and tells us that she failed because of mental issues but she will get a new therapist and will be back on the wagon. And the cycle continues.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I know people struggle with OCD in many different ways, but there is no way someone with OCD would be this happy about all these kitchen containers being in different fonts.

If she had ocd she should get her teeth fixed. I don't have it and those Tom Cruise front teeth of hers annoys the shit out of me. Then again she never spends money on anything practical.

 

[neckyhamhock]

I know people struggle with OCD in many different ways, but there is no way someone with OCD would be this happy about all these kitchen containers being in different fonts.

Since she doesn't actually suffer from OCD it's not a problem.

 

[Owlflaps]

Since she doesn't actually suffer from OCD it's not a problem.

She has ExCOriATion disorder. It's a type of OCD that's not exactly OCD. You nitpicking is degrading to her mental hulth, so excuse YOU, fucking shitlord!

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Eating is Amber's life. She has no interest outside it. She knows that if she lost a significant amount of weight, her YT career is toast. She said it herself. All she can do is pretend that she is on a weight loss "journey", pretend that she exercises and pretend that she eats salads and other healthy food. After a few weeks, she comes on YT and tells us that she failed because of mental issues but she will get a new therapist and will be back on the wagon. And the cycle continues.

Amber could still make money and have lost weight, but that would require effort, character sideshows, and Chantal-esqe antics. If she lost weight in 2019, she'd have the opportunity to be a dollar store Trisha Paytas, today, and still make bank.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

pretty late to the Amberlynn Reid thing
but did Destiny ever found out that Amberlynn Reid murdered her cat?
or do Destiny still live in denial to this very day over the murder of Gracie the cat?

 

[son of jurassic bark]

pretty late to the Amberlynn Reid thing
but did Destiny ever found out that Amberlynn Reid murdered her cat?
or do Destiny still live in denial to this very day over the murder of Gracie the cat?

Destiny do still in denial to this very day over the murder of Gracie the cat, yes, and also know how babby formed

She's boring now, you missed the train. Destiny is trash who has killed pets, herself.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Destiny do still in denial to this very day over the murder of Gracie the cat, yes, and also know how babby formed

She's boring now, you missed the train. Destiny is trash who has killed pets, herself.

ah
i only got to understand more in depth lore about her due to Mr. Snowflake videos.

 

[mekalekahi]

Amberverse is dead so in case anyones looking for some heart warming nostalgia I watched this classic earlier. This was the golden age of amber-you have her being a cunt to Eric about his spending habits, a long extended clip of her getting chips and salsa and a 1 am hashbrown trip to Walmart

 

[nooo]

That fearingtobelearness fantasy, love that for her.

Bonus pic, a listless twonk:
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Poor little Twonkster. Looks like she’s daydreaming of getting lost on her next outing with Wipey like how Paris Hilton lost Tinkerbell back in the day. Chin up, Twonks.

 

[dollastoho]

The only time buying something like this makes a modicum of sense is when you buy in large bulk such as Costco and the giant jugs dont fit in your laundry storage and you keep the extra in the basement or somewhere else out of sight. I do this and STILL just use an old smaller sized bottle and refill that.

I do this with liquid hand soap for the bathrooms and kitchen. The big refill bottles are cheaper and last longer. When the little pump bottle clogs up just toss and buy another for $1.

Now for my alternate theory.. due to her stunted mental capacity she NEEDS things to be labeled like in elementary school.

She's retarded so the labels are probably helpful in that respect, but I don't think it's that deep lol.

She's a basic bitch copying the other basic bitches that do this on Tiktok. In her mind she is a dainty queen, and the prettiest most successful gorl is the one who dies with the most Chinese imported crap Amazon has to offer. Quantity over quality baby!

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

What I'm loving for her is that her clutzy ass will dribble her detergent and softener down the sides of those bottles so often that the labels will be toasted in a matter of weeks. What a waste of money.

That, and this dumb bitch paid 30 bucks for a pair of plastic bottles.

 

[Miltank]

are you just suppose to pick it up with both hands, tilt it over the washing machine, and pump it in? What a bunch of work for such a simple thing. Also the bottles somehow look worse than the ones you get with the soap to begin with. They look like super bargain brand soap that can't even afford the ink to print colored/graphical labels. they could at least be glass!

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[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

What I'm loving for her is that her clutzy ass will dribble her detergent and softener down the sides of those bottles so often that the labels will be toasted in a matter of weeks. What a waste of money.

That, and this dumb bitch paid 30 bucks for a pair of plastic bottles.
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30 fucking dollars.

The only therapy that Amberlynn will consistently pay for and stick with..

Retail Therapy.

 

[dollastoho]

What I'm loving for her is that her clutzy ass will dribble her detergent and softener down the sides of those bottles so often that the labels will be toasted in a matter of weeks. What a waste of money.

That, and this dumb bitch paid 30 bucks for a pair of plastic bottles.
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$30?!! What a rip off! I spent about 5 minutes browsing Etsy and found this set of 2 glass bottles for $62 + free shipping. These are much nicer and worth the price difference imo. Amber's a fucking moron, but we already knew that.
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[dfranki723]

If she were intelligent or creative she could 100% develop a successful channel after losing weight.

People want to see success stories but this would require her to have valuable knowledge about weightloss and she'd need to have a personality to keep people interested.

Documenting fun things she could at a normal weight, like travelling or doing physical activities. Fatty is such a useless idiot, she's already got a following and could turn that into a great source of income and (undeserved) support and praise.

She's thick as pig shit and happy with being a whale though so fuck all that.
I hope when her channel finally dies she realises what a dumbass she's been. What a waste of 200k subscribers, she can't even utilise that.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

$30?!! What a rip off! I spent about 5 minutes browsing Etsy and found this set of 2 glass bottles for $62 + free shipping. These are much nicer and worth the price difference imo. Amber's a fucking moron, but we already knew that.

Maybe no one's told you or Big Al, but detergent and fabric softener are sold in containers. She needs all of these secondary containers like she needs a pair of size 2 jeans.

 

[Owlflaps]

Maybe no one's told you or Big Al, but detergent and fabric softener are sold in containers. She needs all of these secondary containers like she needs a pair of size 2 jeans.

Queen of Waste, sitting on her throne of plastic takeout containers and journals.