Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

[Dickens Cider]

Wtf indeed. First ugh gross. We joke about centipedes in her vagina or nanites and she runs with it.
Second people really are fuckin retarded…

 

[Cheesegirl78]

For anyone curious (or desperate enough to watch centipedes crawl out of a SFM granny's hooch) : motherofcreation.xyz (archive even if it probably aint gonna ever go away)

Spoiler: NSFL : the NFTs

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The last one gives new meaning to the word "woodpecker".

 

[fatcock burgerking]

I honest to god wish she would just drop dead... Certainly not for my sake, I'm enjoying all this. But its sad to see... Like a three-legged frog. Trying to hard to leap like it used to, but its hips are bad and its addicted to opiates. The best thing that can happen to her now is if she passes away before all of her (((legacy))) is destroyed.

who the fuck convinced her a model of her bogdaself squirting out bugs was a good fucking idea

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Centipede vagina was gross enough. Tree birthing is a new one for me, though.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I honest to god wish she would just drop dead... Certainly not for my sake, I'm enjoying all this. But its sad to see... Like a three-legged frog. Trying to hard to leap like it used to, but its hips are bad and its addicted to opiates. The best thing that can happen to her now is if she passes away before all of her (((legacy))) is destroyed.

who the fuck convinced her a model of her bogdaself squirting out bugs was a good fucking idea

I just feel bad for her children, having to see their mother debasing herself in this way.

 

[Nasty Habits]

I just feel bad for her children, having to see their mother debasing herself in this way.

Jesus, forgot she had kids. Out of curiosity, dug up an article (you know the drill) from last year.

In a resurfaced interview with Vogue, Madonna explained that giving her children cell phones was what weakened the family’s bond.
“It ended my relationship with my children, really,” the singer explained. “Not completely, but it became a very, very big part of their lives. They became too inundated with imagery and started to compare themselves to other people, and that’s really bad for self-growth.”

Meanwhile, she credits social media for dampening the potential of her oldest daughter in Lourdes, who she nicknames Lola.
“I’m green with envy because she’s incredible at everything she does,” Madonna said about her daughter. “But she doesn’t have the same drive, and again, I feel social media plagues her and makes her feel like, ‘People are going to give me things because I’m her daughter.’”

The irony.

 

[PBR Streetgang]

Jesus, forgot she had kids. Out of curiosity, dug up an article (you know the drill) from last year.


The irony.

Gee, maybe your relationship with your kids sucks because you freely talk shit about them to journalists.

 

[El Goblina]

Why though? You should be ashamed if you own any of her music from Hard Candy onward Lol

Ray of Light was produced by William Orbit and is unironically very well-produced. I'd never pay for it on principle, but it's absolutely a cut above most of the pop music produced in that era. You just gotta overlook the Madonna part.

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

Irony... Giving them cellphones full of that links them easily to the known and deliberately engineered electronic equivalents to crack, meth and opiates combined, and then acts shocked when they suck her children in and do everything to hold them there, all for ad revenue.

Why do these kinds of parents always seem to be so clueless?

 

[DoorPost101]

For anyone curious (or desperate enough to watch centipedes crawl out of a SFM granny's hooch) : motherofcreation.xyz (archive even if it probably aint gonna ever go away)

Spoiler: NSFL : the NFTs

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I might be a loon, but I kind of like the first one. The juxtaposition of the butterflies with the dystopian landscape is neat. The others feel like I'm watching someone's fetish porn video. Rich people are crazy.

 

[Toasty]

I'm really very happy that the vagina in the NFT is a stylized version and not Madonna's actual birthing equipment.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I might be a loon, but I kind of like the first one. The juxtaposition of the butterflies with the dystopian landscape is neat. The others feel like I'm watching someone's fetish porn video. Rich people are crazy.

The first one is interesting and more artsy than the other two. I think just the whole birthing bugs makes my skin crawl even if it’s butterflies and Mother Nature shit.

 

[Positron]

Ray of Light was produced by William Orbit and is unironically very well-produced. I'd never pay for it on principle, but it's absolutely a cut above most of the pop music produced in that era. You just gotta overlook the Madonna part.

Try Caroline Levine's album  Spirit. Same Orbit sound world.

 

[celebrityskin]

Hard Candy, the wrong turn happened then.
Those tiktoks are tragic, she's gonna pop an aneurysm or fracture her hip if she keeps that shit up.

MDNA was pretty terrible too. Most of it was just dance tracks that sounded like they were from Avicii’s iMac recycling bin folder. I listened to Madame X and thought it was a lot better

Also her bored ape NFT:

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

The first one is interesting and more artsy than the other two. I think just the whole birthing bugs makes my skin crawl even if it’s butterflies and Mother Nature shit.

Birthing bugs sounds like something you'd see out of a Japanese horror manga.

Complete with moans, gore, and squelching noises.

 

[White Devil]

I wonder if Madonna honestly believes that people buy those are real 3D scans of her six decade old body and vagina.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Irony... Giving them cellphones full of that links them easily to the known and deliberately engineered electronic equivalents to crack, meth and opiates combined, and then acts shocked when they suck her children in and do everything to hold them there, all for ad revenue.

Why do these kinds of parents always seem to be so clueless?

Didn't she say a while back that going out and changing the world (or some similar bullshit) was the most important thing to her? Her kids didn't like it, and wanted her home more but oh, well. Her "activisim" was more important to her than her children.

 

[Dovahshit]

Didn't she say a while back that going out and changing the world (or some similar bullshit) was the most important thing to her? Her kids didn't like it, and wanted her home more but oh, well. Her "activisim" was more important to her than her children.

honestly? its better this way, the children didnt get influenced too much with her crazy,
can you imagine, that control freak at home everyday?

i would turn to sweet sweet drugs

 

[Mark Antony]

Lol @ tens of pages of shrieking and screeching about relationships, gender and age-appropriate behaviour by dumb genetic dead ends. Who the fuck cares what Madonna is up to?! She was a provocateur since her career's inception and this is pretty consistent with her hate-fucking social norms. This entire thread proves that she is still good at it. Cope.

 

[Mark Antony]

Also I'd rather shag olde Madonna that the legions of judgmental deathfats stalking beauty parlour. You, invisible fishcunts.