Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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btw there's no way booger is 5'10 or even 5'9, he's a borderline manlet. in the video with bg kumbi they're pretty much the same exact height, and kumbi from what i've seen is noticeably shorter around others so he's 5'8 tops. meaning, yet another lie from booger who's claimed 5'10 and i think even 5'11 over the years. i particularly hate when people lie about their height, especially by a margin of 2 to 3 inches, as if no one will notice... peak insecurity.
What's funny is people lying about their height when it's the last thing they need to worry about. I don't get Boogie lying about his height when he's over 400lbs and is a complete embarrassment without a real job, that's the shit that is going to make females run. Not being 5'8 instead of 5'10.

You can also tell he's absolutely internet obsessed because he has completely bought into the height memes, as if they represent reality. In the real world most women are under 5'5 and don't care that much about your height so long as you're not shorter than they are, which even for men under average isn't hard to achieve.

I would be insecure if I was under average height but at the same time you see plenty of short guys who do fine, even some that are shorter than their girlfriends/wives. It's not that big a deal.
 
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Something got me thinking the other day. I’ve lost the video clip now but think it was from a recent tik tok. Boogie said he’s dated 3 black women? The tik tok was him explaining their smell.

If we have the double cancer girl and arguably the black girl from high school where the dates are complete lies as he keeps changing them (unless they are the same) , wheres the third? Unless Boogie the hero at the abortion clinic was with another one of his black girlfriends? Although it sounded like that was also the double cancer girl?

Abingdon, VA - where boogie is from has a population of under 8,000 and was probably much less than this 20-30 years or so ago when Boogie was living there in his ‘prime’. So take this general trend into consideration as well as the fact he doesn’t leave the house.

Abingdon Demographics​

According to the most recent ACS, the racial composition of Abingdon was:

  • White: 94.61%
  • Black or African American: 2.25%
  • Two or more races: 1.81%
  • Asian: 1.07%
  • Native American: 0.15%
  • Other race: 0.11%
  • Native Hawaiian or Pacific Islander: 0.00%
So what’s that, like 200 black people in 2022, meaning back then it was more like 100 taking population growth into account, if we split the 100 into 50-50 for men and female, this means Boogie has dated 6% of all black women in his former town…

Seems very likely! Love ya!
 
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You know boogie is a manlet from the sheer fact that he's so adamant he's 5'10. Everyone knows when you're 5'10 you round it up to 5'11 or 6'.

Also the fact that you shrink as you get older. Considering boogie is near 50 and morbidly obese since birth, gravity has done a number compressing his spine. To be a legit 5'10 at his age would imply he was close to 6' in his youth.
Boogie straight up looks short even without other people stood near him, I think part of it is because he's so fat which skews things. My mom is like 5'6 and she looks taller than he does.
 
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Who knew Dez was also 5ft 11?

And yes Dez is wearing flats in the picture, you can see them in other wedding photos.

According to Dez herself she is 5ft 9 (source her twitter)
 
This thread is moving fast!

I’d never seen that interview with Ralph, Josh, Metokur and Boogie. Interesting.

Honestly, listing to 140s IQ Jersh and Metokur talking to 90 IQ booger was funny. Even Ralph has a couple more IQ pts.than Boogster. I am not sure Boogie even understood how disturbing the redirect discussion was, and blew off the fact that he and many mentally ill people were being used he used to help AI. He brushed it off, mentioned facebook, but didn’t seem to think collecting personal information from mentally ill people with no HIPPA protections could be more problematic than just using data to making people spend money. (I know it’s deeper and they twist minds too but Boogie cannot understand that either.).

Even if he understood some of it, his own concern for himself along with his mind continually flooded with coomer imagery blocked whatever they were saying. No information can seep into that man’s mind. He just has to wait long enough to spew out something gross.

We have him up to kissing three dudes now, for the record. Another story that keeps changing. And furry too?I’ve seen him use the name Uberwolf before, but I had no idea it had furry origins.

Did he thing he was going to impress Josh and Metokur with those s confessions? Man, that’s wild.

I wonder if he’s ever bothered to ask Josh to stop this thread? He usually posts those requests but not always. Or maybe Boogie has just enough firing neurons to know better.
 
This is definitely the biggest meltdown since the Frank shit. He was exactly like this leading up to the warning shot. Just constant meltdowns, 100+ tweets per day. Since narcissists like Boog put self preservation above all else, he was able to stop himself from doing this shit when it could have actually impacted his case. Now that it isn't hanging over him anymore, he's willing to make higher-risk ploys for attention, and continue to do so up until the very moment he fears it could cause immediate, personal consequences. It only takes one look at him to know he has absolutely no foresight or concept of long-term consequences, but when it has the potential to interrupt his tramadol-and-scroll time, he'll shape up really quick.

Boogie if you're reading this, no one is paying attention! You should start posting self harm pics, that'll get your name in people's mouths again. Remember, it's down the street, not across the tracks. Make it count!
Unfourtunately, I dont think he'd even reach a single vein unless he cuts with a butcher knife or something. There has to be at least 5 inches of pure fat layered underneath his skin..
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Something got me thinking the other day. I’ve lost the video clip now but think it was from a recent tik tok. Boogie said he’s dated 3 black women? The tik tok was him explaining their smell.

If we have the double cancer girl and arguably the black girl from high school where the dates are complete lies as he keeps changing them (unless they are the same) , wheres the third? Unless Boogie the hero at the abortion clinic was with another one of his black girlfriends? Although it sounded like that was also the double cancer girl?

Abingdon, VA - where boogie is from has a population of under 8,000 and was probably much less than this 20-30 years or so ago when Boogie was living there in his ‘prime’. So take this general trend into consideration as well as the fact he doesn’t leave the house.

Abingdon Demographics​

According to the most recent ACS, the racial composition of Abingdon was:

  • White: 94.61%
  • Black or African American: 2.25%
  • Two or more races: 1.81%
  • Asian: 1.07%
  • Native American: 0.15%
  • Other race: 0.11%
  • Native Hawaiian or Pacific Islander: 0.00%
So what’s that, like 200 black people in 2022, meaning back then it was more like 100 taking population growth into account, if we split the 100 into 50-50 for men and female, this means Boogie has dated 6% of all black women in his former state…

Seems very likely! Love ya!
Nice breakdown of demographics, hadn't thought to look (because where I live there is a population of a few thousands at most and I'm pretty sure there is a single black person who lives here) so I never really think about those things.

But yeah, highschool girlfriend is the same as double cancer girl. Based on timeframe, it's likely she is also abortion girl. So, his 3 black girlfriends, we only really know about one of them.

Boogie has claimed before he was with Dez he had been in 5 "serious" relationships which lasted more than a year, he later changed it to 6. I think at the time he said this, he was like 35. His first relationship I believe lasted until he was 23. He claims he then shut himself off from the world for about 7 years and didn't date or even interact with people. Then got with the feeder for 6 months. Sorry, a year. Sorry, 2 years. So he'd be about 31/32 at this point and this would have been in 2006 about the time he started getting into Youtube which was when he was at his fattest. He then "dated" a girl in his friend circle for about 18 months I think. In any video of his friend circle, all of the girls were white that were there. That relationship ended in summer 2008 when she cheated on him with his "best friend" and all their friends turned on Boogie apparently. He then didn't date again until he got with Dez.

So, Boogie's claim of having 6 serious relationships is a lie. Based on his own timeline, he has had 3 before Dez. Danielle, Feeder lady and the friend that cucked him. Now, there is wiggle room for there being more because Boogie claims that these are for serious relationships that lasted over a year but based on the timeline, there isn't much space where he could have been independently dating. It's also weird that anytime he has ever told a relationship story, it is always with prostitutes after his divorce, with Danielle or with the feeder lady. I don't even think he has ever really discussed the last girlfriend who tore apart his friend group in a video except in his earliest videos where he did seem pretty cut up about it. I assume it's because she is actually real and likely lives near him still and is close with his friend group still so he doesn't want to start shit. Boogie is happy to talk shit or make up stuff about Danielle now that she's dead and the Feeder lady may not even have existed based on all the lies he's told about her, so he's happy to make up shit about her.

I also get that it's a funny meme to say that Boogie is a cuck (which he is, self admitted) but he said that "every relationship but one ended with the girl cheating on me". Now, either Boogie is the most unlucky guy in the world and has seriously had 5 serious relationships end in cheating (along with apparently numerous smaller relationships), or he's had 3 relationships with 2 of them ending in cheating (both of which he confirmed) and then the feeder ended separately.

TL;DR - Boogie's claim of 6 serious relationships isn't backed up by the timeline of dating he's proved. Has only ever mentioned 1 black girlfriend. Likely only ever dated 3 women in his whole life and is lying for clout like a teenage boy.
 
Nice breakdown of demographics, hadn't thought to look (because where I live there is a population of a few thousands at most and I'm pretty sure there is a single black person who lives here) so I never really think about those things.

But yeah, highschool girlfriend is the same as double cancer girl. Based on timeframe, it's likely she is also abortion girl. So, his 3 black girlfriends, we only really know about one of them.

Boogie has claimed before he was with Dez he had been in 5 "serious" relationships which lasted more than a year, he later changed it to 6. I think at the time he said this, he was like 35. His first relationship I believe lasted until he was 23. He claims he then shut himself off from the world for about 7 years and didn't date or even interact with people. Then got with the feeder for 6 months. Sorry, a year. Sorry, 2 years. So he'd be about 31/32 at this point and this would have been in 2006 about the time he started getting into Youtube which was when he was at his fattest. He then "dated" a girl in his friend circle for about 18 months I think. In any video of his friend circle, all of the girls were white that were there. That relationship ended in summer 2008 when she cheated on him with his "best friend" and all their friends turned on Boogie apparently. He then didn't date again until he got with Dez.

So, Boogie's claim of having 6 serious relationships is a lie. Based on his own timeline, he has had 3 before Dez. Danielle, Feeder lady and the friend that cucked him. Now, there is wiggle room for there being more because Boogie claims that these are for serious relationships that lasted over a year but based on the timeline, there isn't much space where he could have been independently dating. It's also weird that anytime he has ever told a relationship story, it is always with prostitutes after his divorce, with Danielle or with the feeder lady. I don't even think he has ever really discussed the last girlfriend who tore apart his friend group in a video except in his earliest videos where he did seem pretty cut up about it. I assume it's because she is actually real and likely lives near him still and is close with his friend group still so he doesn't want to start shit. Boogie is happy to talk shit or make up stuff about Danielle now that she's dead and the Feeder lady may not even have existed based on all the lies he's told about her, so he's happy to make up shit about her.

I also get that it's a funny meme to say that Boogie is a cuck (which he is, self admitted) but he said that "every relationship but one ended with the girl cheating on me". Now, either Boogie is the most unlucky guy in the world and has seriously had 5 serious relationships end in cheating (along with apparently numerous smaller relationships), or he's had 3 relationships with 2 of them ending in cheating (both of which he confirmed) and then the feeder ended separately.

TL;DR - Boogie's claim of 6 serious relationships isn't backed up by the timeline of dating he's proved. Has only ever mentioned 1 black girlfriend. Likely only ever dated 3 women in his whole life and is lying for clout like a teenage boy.
He also said last year his body count was 7, assuming Dez, Lucy fox and the girl he said let him do sex to her, his body count before marriage was 4, but he also said he was banging strippers in 2019 a lot.

Web of lies, I’ll let you unravel that one in a video 😅
 
He also said last year his body count was 7, assuming Dez, Lucy fox and the girl he said let him do sex to her, his body count before marriage was 4, but he also said he was banging strippers in 2019 a lot.

Web of lies, I’ll let you unravel that one in a video 😅
In his defence, he was a total chad as a younger man, i'd struggle to remember my body count if i looked like this:
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He also said last year his body count was 7, assuming Dez, Lucy fox and the girl he said let him do sex to her, his body count before marriage was 4, but he also said he was banging strippers in 2019 a lot.

Web of lies, I’ll let you unravel that one in a video 😅
Eh, problem is Boogie is consistently inconsistent with his "body count" especially since he claims he's been fucking strippers and prostitutes. Like, if you are an actual man you wouldn't even consider a prostitute as a "conquest", that's just plain embarrassing. Men gloat about how many girls they've fucked to show how alpha and chad they are, Boogie obviously understands THIS part of it but doesn't realise that it isn't alpha and chad to just have to pay a woman to be in the same room as you.

For example this is Boogie's "body count" claim from November 2020:
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And here's his claim from July 2021:
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Now, the first is said as part of a joke so probably can discount that because he'll always claim it was just a joke. The second is him arguing with a hater claiming he's had at least "20 real relationships". As I said in my previous post, he claimed he had 5 "real" relationships and then 6. So obviously this is one hell of a jump for being a 2 years after his divorce, when he hasn't been in a relationship since his divorce and has just been hiring prostitutes since then so they certainly aren't "real relationships".

So, yeah. Boogie is all over the place and the thing is... it's a private thing. There is literally no reason for him to feel the need to tell people about his sex life and how many girls he's fucked. It comes across as a teenage boy trying to convince his friends that he fucked a girl "oh, but you wouldn't know her guys, she's from Canada. Remember when I said I had to stay home that one time? Yeah, we wuz fucking tho" It's even in that video how incredibly fucking cringe it is for him to randomly insert "I have dated 3 black women"... like... why would you say that? If someone asked me about my experience with a black person, I wouldn't go "Fuck, well, I once kissed one." It's not the first place my mind would go to. It seriously screams the "I have many black friends" argument, where you're trying to prove a point with how clunky and unnatural it is.

And despite all this... anytime he talks about relationships or his "sexual tales"... it's literally always Danielle, Feeder lady or Dez. The other 37 women he's apparently fucked don't factor into it at all. I guarantee if you are a woman fucked up enough to date a near 600lb man who constantly talks about being raped by his mother, sister, brother and dad, and when he's not talking about that, he's saying he wants to kill himself. I'm sure you'll be a fucking mental woman and there would be plenty of funny stories about you.
 
But yeah, highschool girlfriend is the same as double cancer girl. Based on timeframe, it's likely she is also abortion girl. So, his 3 black girlfriends, we only really know about one of them.
If Boogie dated 3 black women, we would've heard about it long before today. He really likes to make a point that his black "ex-girlfriend" was black, so I find it hard to believe that he's left a detail such as dating 2 other black women out until now. He does this quite a lot. 1 black woman turns into 3, physical abuse turns into rape, one rapist turns into 3, getting kissed by a guy turns into jerking him off.

I mean, have we ever seen Boogie do a creepy Tiktok duet with a black teen? Have we ever seen him liking a black woman's OnlyFans? Really makes you wonder if he's *gasp* even into them.
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I scrolled through to around the end of 2020 on his Tiktok account and this is as close to a black woman that I could find in the thumbnails:

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He also calls this woman an asshole lmao. Great guy.
 
Boogie never had a girlfriend in his life. Double cancer girl was a friend and everything else he said is a fucking lie. This is aguy who uses terms like the one dating and love of my life and family to describe a fucking hooker of all things. Maybe one time dez touched his disgusting little pecker and that would be the only time anyone ever did it without money changing hands. 3 black girls get fucking real could you imagine what this guy smells like? No girl is going to bed with that even if shes ugly as shit like linkaras wife at least linkara has a second pair of pants and fits in a shower.

case closed timeline solved
 
Woke up and already in need of asspats. I also like how he acts as if he's surprised and has never gone through this before, when at least once a year he goes through his "I'm going to lose weight/ I feel better already!/this is great!/here's one video of me walking my dog, now I'm never doing it again!" phase.
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Lol 30 sec of him compressing his double chins...

work out....
 
Woke up and already in need of asspats. I also like how he acts as if he's surprised and has never gone through this before, when at least once a year he goes through his "I'm going to lose weight/ I feel better already!/this is great!/here's one video of me walking my dog, now I'm never doing it again!" phase.
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Like the time he ate cucumbers as a snack (fucking once maybe) and tweeted “Wow! This tastes so damn good!”

He just sits around and figures out ways to get his audience to say “You got this Boogie!”
 
I'll give Boogie some credit I thought he would have given up on the boxing shit long ago. Though the longer he goes on with the charade he's working out and getting ready for a fight, the bigger the eventual backlash when he pulls out from doing it. Like does he not see where all this is heading? Another controversy for those Youtubers he despises to create content about. How is he routinely so short sighted and stupid?

Of course all of this could have been avoided if he never played into this fantasy in the first place or you know actually was working out and not just doing 1 minute videos for social media asspats.


Of course the only 'black' woman he ever interacted with over 2 years is an obvious mixed race woman with significant European ancestry. But don't worry guys Boogie is a huge supporter of Black people. He marched for them and defended civil rights going back 3 decades. Even took beatings from big bad racist bullies! So brave and stunning Boogie was!
 
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