Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

What part of Kelly's body will she start picking at next?

  • Stumps

    Votes: 1,437 58.6%
  • Arms

    Votes: 367 15.0%
  • Hands

    Votes: 118 4.8%
  • Face

    Votes: 229 9.3%
  • Hair

    Votes: 117 4.8%
  • Face

    Votes: 182 7.4%
  • She will find an entirely new way of harming herself

    Votes: 827 33.7%

  • Total voters
    2,453
  • Poll closed .
Honestly I could see it as something as simple as Gina wasn’t responding to her for some reason. Since Kelly is a genius who picked off her legs and probably hasn’t figured out how to move on her own instead of being able to walk a few feet and bother Gina she resorted to this.
And you know over the years Gina has probably said very similar (and appropriate!) things about Kelly.
 
I have to give Kelly credit for one thing. She must have an absolutely insane pain tolerance level or nerves of steel. The commonest of human instincts is to stop when something starts to hurt but not Kelly. She just powers straight through the pain. Digging, clawing, and scissoring through her flesh and ripping chunks out like its nothing.

On the other hand, maybe she is just to dumb to feel pain, like a insect or a fish.
 
I have to give Kelly credit for one thing. She must have an absolutely insane pain tolerance level or nerves of steel. The commonest of human instincts is to stop when something starts to hurt but not Kelly. She just powers straight through the pain. Digging, clawing, and scissoring through her flesh and ripping chunks out like its nothing.

On the other hand, maybe she is just to dumb to feel pain, like a insect or a fish.
My brother in Christ it is Oxy
 
did she ever get her Behcet's under control?
I've seen notifications from you reading through the thread, I assume you're making a joke? Either way - lol, just for different reasons ;)

Has anyone heard anything of Kelly? Last I saw before she disappeared was her hair knotted like a rats nest from not brushing it, and her asking not to be judged for it or something...
 
It seems to have been cured with the amputation.
She must be around here somewhere. It’s not like she grew legs and walked away.
Does amputation also cure attention seekerism? I thought she would use being an amputee for attention.

Has anyone heard anything of Kelly? Last I saw before she disappeared was her hair knotted like a rats nest from not brushing it, and her asking not to be judged for it or something...
She doesn't bathe..? :cryblood:
 
I know people say it's not the case but I really do think she realised she went too far. How else do you explain the months-long silence? She got what she wanted, no more legs. And now she realises "Oh God... no more legs".
I work with people who have spinal cord injuries. They're miserable.

  • Can only drive an automatic car with hand controls.
  • Parking is a nightmare. Many handicap spots are actually not ADA compliant and lack an access aisle or are stolen by fat fucks or abusers. People park across the access aisle sometimes (assholes). If a location is crowded, there will never be any available.
  • Not being able to navigate small stores especially cramped ones like in malls.
  • Not being able to navigate small and old towns with old infrastructure and no curb cuts or handicap parking.
  • Not being able to access 98% of residential homes which have stairs or random curbs.
  • Not being able to push a cart in a grocery store from a wheelchair.
  • Not being able to reach items in stores on high shelves.
  • Not being able to carry heavy pots of boiling water in a wheelchair to make some fucking pasta.
  • Not being able to carry a coffee/drink while pushing a wheelchair.
  • Not being able to lift/pick up things heavier than you can lift with one arm while holding onto the wheelchair.
  • Not being able to walk out onto a lawn to pick up trash or dog poop or landscape
  • Not being able to step from sidewalk to road/lawn to avoid poop, wasps, or other obstacles
  • Rain/snow makes it impossible to push your wheelchair unless you prepare for it. You trail mud/water everywhere.
  • Not being able to change your smoke alarm batteries/use a ladder
  • Not being able to use/dust the tops of cabinets
  • Flight/travel is a nightmare, the bathrooms are not wheelchair accessible, airlines take your wheelchair into storage when you're seated and can break wheelchairs leaving you stranded, and all other countries are worse than the USA for accessibility because they don't have our ADA laws

It's a walker's world.

She can still pee, poop, and masturbate. Now if she picks at herself to the point where she loses bladder, bowel, and sexual function, she'll really know what it's like to have a spinal cord injury. Dumb bitch.
 
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Does amputation also cure attention seekerism? I thought she would use being an amputee for attention.
I know people say it's not the case but I really do think she realised she went too far. How else do you explain the months-long silence? She got what she wanted, no more legs. And now she realises "Oh God... no more legs".

She is still using it for attention; what people forget is that Kelly is classic munchausen, not munchausen by internet like most of the munchies in the beauty parlour. We are not her main audience; doctors and nurses are. She wants people fretting over her and taking care of her, not just talking about her. We’re just methadone when she can’t get the real stuff.

And no, it’s not because she went « too far » and I say that with confidence because that’s not how mental/personality disorders work. I do think she has moments of clarity from time to time, I also think she probably hates her situation, but her brain doesn’t really let her blame herself, not in the way someone with a guilty conscious might. The closest you’ll ever get is « This happened because I was/am sick and there are lots of ways to be sick. » or something equally evasive.
There’s no treatment or meds for being a munchie, they don’t even know if it’s an extreme personality disorder or an actual defect in the brain (or a combination, or much of anything really) but it also doesn’t just stop when you apply logic or even tragedy, just like a narcissist doesn’t stop being a narcissist when they fail or a schizophrenic doesn’t stop being a schizo after they’ve eaten someone’s face.
 
She is still using it for attention; what people forget is that Kelly is classic munchausen, not munchausen by internet like most of the munchies in the beauty parlour. We are not her main audience; doctors and nurses are. She wants people fretting over her and taking care of her, not just talking about her. We’re just methadone when she can’t get the real stuff.

And no, it’s not because she went « too far » and I say that with confidence because that’s not how mental/personality disorders work. I do think she has moments of clarity from time to time, I also think she probably hates her situation, but her brain doesn’t really let her blame herself, not in the way someone with a guilty conscious might. The closest you’ll ever get is « This happened because I was/am sick and there are lots of ways to be sick. » or something equally evasive.
There’s no treatment or meds for being a munchie, they don’t even know if it’s an extreme personality disorder or an actual defect in the brain (or a combination, or much of anything really) but it also doesn’t just stop when you apply logic or even tragedy, just like a narcissist doesn’t stop being a narcissist when they fail or a schizophrenic doesn’t stop being a schizo after they’ve eaten someone’s face.
i agree,
me thinks she is in heaven right now still,
nurses helping her do things etc, revalidation takes a while and she seems to be the type to draw it long out
 
I think, for a good portion of our munchie cows, when doctors or friends/family stop giving them attention, they turn to social media for their sympathy supply. Not always, of course, but the fact that Gina basically went on vacation and Kelly's response was "MY SISTER IS PSYCHOTIC AND ON THE LOOSE" leads me to believe that Gina was giving her attention post-amputation, but when she found out Gina was leaving and had no control over her, she freaked out and made up up some shit to try and get her to stay.
 
So this is content-mill generated - ie written to spec at about 0.5¢/ word and designed to hit Google top spot when someone searches 'Kelly ballet legs amputated' etc etc.
The interesting thing is that ole Kell has apparently hit a search request frequency where it's worth commissioning the content ...

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(Actually that's a bit unfair - this is literate high-effort shit with some non-trivial research and seems to be written by a native speaker so we might be looking as high as 3¢ / word)
 
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