Containment What If?

[Somar]

What if Chris ran over Barb when he was trying to run over Snyder?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if was Chris was sent to boarding school during high school?

He'd get BOARDED up from the other students!

What if Chris ran over Barb when he was trying to run over Snyder?

He'd shit himself in jail, charged with matricide, with no one to bail him out.

What if Bob's spirit possessed Barb?

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

He'd shit himself in jail, charged with matricide, with no one to bail him out.

What if Bob's spirit possessed Barb?

Get off that damn estrogel! I'm CUTTIN' IT OFF!

 

[Asandy31]

Get off that damn estrogel! I'm CUTTIN' IT OFF!

I can just picture Zombie Bob coming after X-tine with the biggest switch he can find

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris enrolled into a Police Academy?

 

[Asandy31]

What if Chris enrolled into a Police Academy?

He would find a way to ride on a police motor cycle as a lesbian officer who misuses her power to make attractive young women expose their breasts after being pulled over for speeding, he'd also lobby for employers to provide a clean pair of silky underoos in case he gets nervous.. Which will happen even before he thinks about taking the job

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was an alien?

Spoiler

Invader Auti-ZIM.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

What if Chris had a posse? (besides the Sonichu gang of course)

 

[MasterDisaster]

What if the Chris' lesbian party actually pans out?

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

What if Chris enrolled into a Police Academy?

Vaguely remember Police Academy 4 having a scene where an officer has a rage-induced fart--Chris would fit right in.

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris ran over Barb when he was trying to run over Snyder?

What if Chris ran over Barb and then Barb ran over Chris?

 

[Jaybeegee]

What if Chris ran over Barb and then Barb ran over Chris?

Which would be worse, Barb running you over or Barb rolling over you?

 

[HG 400]

What if @Ariel wasn't such a cunt?

 

[Ariel]

What if @Ariel wasn't such a cunt?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris had no bones?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris had no bones?

Chris is malnourished (despite his caloric intake), we'll find out once the osteoporosis sets in.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris decided to move out of the horde and live on his own?

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris decided to move out of the horde and live on his own?

According to @Marvin, it would be the best idea he ever had, though the first few months would suck.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was sent out to retrieve a Water Chip and destroy the Super Mutant Army for Vault 13?

 

[jacobsonic]

What if Chris played Sonic in the upcoming live action movie?