DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
He's just representative of an untapped population. Games were always heading towards being designed for even the lowest common denominator - it's what sells the most copies to the most amount of people. The irony with Phil is that he's spent his entire life playing video games and is still somehow godawful at it. One could excuse the 'casual' demographic for simply not putting in the time to "git gud", but Phil has been doing this his entire life and still sucks at it; he's a perpetual smoothbrain.

How do you live that down as a narcissist? Gin. Lots of it.
 

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@strandedcastaway Care to explain what :politisperg::politisperg::politisperg: this was for a reaction?

I highly guess you're Autistic to realise what's going on or as spectacularly boneheadedly ignorant as Phillip is...

Like many Kiwis have said, prices are going up, this isn't just a Political Spergout post but worldwide and Phil will soon see his own wheelchairs squeezed for the muhnies d00d

Edit: those who call me MATI are simpletons d00ds, I'm gonna laugh spectacularly when the Dents hold out on him from the difference between food and a man child again and again and watch him shift his sedentary weight across like it means... Something...

This is a man who will never be happy even with those who will struggle with their own bills, the petulant entitlement outweighs anything regular people will go through daily

Most of those dents and autistic children live with their parents. Doubt it'll affect them.
 
That is probably the most "optimistic" perspective about it. I was recently watching some TIHYDP and it really angers me to hear him talk about video games. I honest to god believe that he hurt the gaming industry with his bullshit. People like him are the reason we now get walking sims.
Well, he was used as an example for why virtual wheelchairs are needed.
 
I didn't realize DSP had no less than 8 Youtube channels (if you know more, post them):

* DSPGaming:
UCGAQFQoZNIFUnQQuA-Llu9A
* darksydephil:
UCBi9POqQXqbWDzuVjjx1Czg
* THEKINGOFHATEVLOGS:
UC3s6f_J5nB6kHXsta90N77Q
* KO Gaming:
UClFWgP2iZ7GElM8Db6NJ5-g
* DSPStreetFighter:
UCWt4s-Vgc3SG01t63fR14xg
* THEKINGOFHATEHD:
UCf07Sn6WFGp2e47roPSMkng
* DarksydePhilFFXIII:
[Legacy username: Archive]
* RedDeadDSP:
[Legacy username: Archive]
I'm like 3 days behind, but you forgot 1 that we've talked about previously. He made a channel for his DeathFace character. I guess I can't quote myself on mobile, but the links to the channel are in this post https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/page-84#post-9783425
He also made a Twitter for his DeathFace character, which reminds me doesn't Phil have a second Twitter account that he made as a backup when SuperHound was DMCA'ing his Twitter banners?
Just wondering if anyone checks that. Phil probably doesn't even remember it.
This person is unbelievable (it has to be DSP, but I'm not 100% sure).
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

I don't intend for this post to be used for trolling or gay-ops, so I'll put it on private only visible for users who'll follow the no trolling policy. I also recommend not requesting codes, but that's as far as I go.
 
I'm like 3 days behind, but you forgot 1 that we've talked about previously. He made a channel for his DeathFace character. I guess I can't quote myself on mobile, but the links to the channel are in this post https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-fan-general.40930/page-84#post-9783425
He also made a Twitter for his DeathFace character, which reminds me doesn't Phil have a second Twitter account that he made as a backup when SuperHound was DMCA'ing his Twitter banners?
Just wondering if anyone checks that. Phil probably doesn't even remember it.
first time im seeing that stupid deathface shit, but look at him sway and he flails around the same way dsp does, it's definitely dsp
 
first time im seeing that stupid deathface shit, but look at him sway and he flails around the same way dsp does, it's definitely dsp
He wasn't fooling anyone back then when he did that shit, you can tell by some the replies in those videos. Even when he pointed out that the haters started to create their own channels like "DSPCultLeader" that made some of the earliest detractor style content about Phil, he proved himself to be
terrible at his poker face game (unless you know, they're retarded).
 
I used to get proper angry at the pigs unbelievable luck and his resilience to anything that would insta cancel anyone else.
Then I remind myself, Karma is a bitch and he's well overdue a visit.
I do get angry as well thinking this motherfucker is making 10k+ a month sitting on his ass scamming people while teachers and nurses make less (especially teachers) but ...
  1. He has no social circle.
  2. He has to beg 6 out of 7 days live on the internet.
  3. Scopely have him by the balls.
  4. Every dollar he makes is gone by the second it hits his account.
  5. Has no savings for a rainy day.
  6. Is paranoid.
  7. Is recluse.
  8. Is an alcoholic.
  9. He is unwilling to change and fix his own life.
  10. He knows everything better than anyone else.
  11. He is known as "The Guy".
So I just laugh!
 
@Cyber Bowling said:
I disagree with most of these. If we want to get into semantics, yeah, these are things that were discussed on the forums, but only in the sense that they're (mostly) all obvious things that streamers figure out within the first few weeks.
Replies don't work again, so I'll do it this way. My post doesn't mention this forum or Kiwi Farms. I said detractors, not Kiwi Farmers, I want to be very clear on that.
In general I don't see the comedy in suggesting ways of grifting to a person that is already very greedy, and after act shocked that the greedy person in fact is grifting by said methods.
If one of our arguments is that we hate Phil for scamming dumb people, how come most of these ideas come from detractors?
The hypocrisy is mental. That does my head in the most.

It's true that most streamers figure out how to grift, but Phil does not. Every idea Phil has can be linked to a detractor trolling on whatever platform.
 
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first time im seeing that stupid deathface shit, but look at him sway and he flails around the same way dsp does, it's definitely dsp
It’s him, alright. Deathface was the character he used to introduce Project 7 and its main antagonist, meant to be a parody of his detractors/trolls. He even created a Twitter account for it.

I just find unintentionally funny that even back then Justin Bieber jokes were heavily outdated.
 
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