🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Expendable Zaku]

Jim didn't criticize Baked for self censoring, he criticized Baked for censoring his chat.

If Ralph can't see the difference between censoring yourself voluntarily and censoring your chat because you don't like what they are saying, then I guess he truly is an idiot.

Below is the video where Jim yells at Baked. It's the only time I can recall where Jim loses his cool and genuinely gets angry at someone.

From this to the Year of Fed Alaska. What a plot twist.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Truly amazing. The guy who spent hours squealing screaming slapping his microphone hollering and crying just a few days ago is now pulling the “lol he mad but I he just chillin” card

 

[RollerGator]

Faceapp edit still looks better than Amanda.
Plus she's not a paedophile.

Actually according to Chrissie's own reasoning, she is infact.

 

[AltisticRight]

Not sure about that, but I do agree that Jim does seem to segment off a lot of the family shit for Ralph. I know he says no e-friends, but I think he did like Ralph to an extent and that as a result he's worn the kid gloves. Also, I think part of that was just not paying attention since NP2 crashed and burned.

The poop eating stuff is funny, it's also kinda harmless. If Ralph dealt with it like Flamenco dealt with his shit leaking then it would be over - other shit happens online and people have a chuckle and move on.

So yeah Jim is going easy, I'm not so sure he'll flip. Maybe he just doesn't want to go in on Pantsu and others who have no personal involvement - but ai fail to see what the issue is if he brings up Ralph's predilections for young, mentally damaged women.

My memory is hazy, but did Jim ever gloat about Sargon's wife's miscarriage during their massive bitch fight? I don't think so.
I honestly think the cancer patient leaves unrelated family members out of his feuds. All the jokes about Ralph's dead parents and hick bloodline were there for the taking.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

My memory is hazy, but did Jim ever gloat about Sargon's wife's miscarriage during their massive bitch fight? I don't think so.
I honestly think the cancer patient leaves unrelated family members out of his feuds. All the jokes about Ralph's dead parents and hick bloodline were there for the taking.

I don't think he did either.

With that said, has he talked shit about people's families? Probably, I might be wrong but pretty much everyone joined in on the MundaneMatt "My girlfriends daughter" stuff. With that said, this was what 4 years ago?

Regardless, at the worst it's still something he doesn't make a habit of doing, and he didn't do in Ralph's case.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I bet you losers aren't even 1/3 of the way through a suspended sentence for a sex crime:
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Oh it’s been glorious. Every day a new harvest because Ethan Ralph is on a suspended sentence and thinks he’s winning. I can’t wait to see what hilarious behavior Ralph is going to be engaged in when his suspended sentence isn’t hanging over his head. The man drives black out drunk to make it home just to holler at a woman for chuckling at superchats and proceeds to load up his own stream to lose his mind.

Thank you for all the corn!

 

[Nod Flenders]

Oh it’s been glorious. Every day a new harvest because Ethan Ralph is on a suspended sentence and thinks he’s winning. I can’t wait to see what hilarious behavior Ralph is going to be engaged in when his suspended sentence isn’t hanging over his head. The man drives black out drunk to make it home just to holler at a woman for chuckling at superchats and proceeds to load up his own stream to lose his mind.

Thank you for all the corn!

The Gunt is lucky that he hasn't been back to jail yet. However, he doesn't realize that us Farmers want him out of jail, because that means more content.

 

[Telemeter]

Not sure about that, but I do agree that Jim does seem to segment off a lot of the family shit for Ralph. I know he says no e-friends, but I think he did like Ralph to an extent and that as a result he's worn the kid gloves. Also, I think part of that was just not paying attention since NP2 crashed and burned.

The poop eating stuff is funny, it's also kinda harmless. If Ralph dealt with it like Flamenco dealt with his shit leaking then it would be over - other shit happens online and people have a chuckle and move on.

So yeah Jim is going easy, I'm not so sure he'll flip. Maybe he just doesn't want to go in on Pantsu and others who have no personal involvement - but ai fail to see what the issue is if he brings up Ralph's predilections for young, mentally damaged women.

You don't know what you're talking about. Metokur has never attacked unrelated family members, he always goes focuses on whoever he is going after, this is how he's always been, that's why his attacks are so effective, and there is no reason to increase the complexity of the insults if the current ones are already enough to get the target all riled up and hollering about you unprompted, that's banter 101.

 

[Days of Kinohood]

I'm pretty sure he made jokes about DSP wife, and maybe ProJared open marriage, during their respected stream. But this was before the cancer shit, I think.

 

[A Sunset]

My memory is hazy, but did Jim ever gloat about Sargon's wife's miscarriage during their massive bitch fight? I don't think so.
I honestly think the cancer patient leaves unrelated family members out of his feuds. All the jokes about Ralph's dead parents and hick bloodline were there for the taking.

I can't ever remember Jim making fun of people's kids. It's weird to think of him as "nice" because he definitely fuckin' isn't, but there are definitely lines in the sand with Jim that he doesn't seem to cross, like going after family. I think this was demonstrated with how he didn't go after Ralph until Portugal because pretty much everything else involved his baby mommas. Seems like he has a soft spot for kids too.

You don't know what you're talking about. Metokur has never attacked unrelated family members, he always goes focuses on whoever he is going after, this is how he's always been, that's why his attacks are so effective, and there is no reason to increase the complexity of the insults if the current ones are already enough to get the target all riled up and hollering about you unprompted, that's banter 101.

I agree, he keeps things focused on the target, it makes you look weak to have to go after people that have nothing to do with a beef.

 

[Telemeter]

I'm pretty sure he made jokes about DSP wife, and maybe ProJared open marriage, during their respected stream. But this was before the cancer shit, I think.

He mentioned them as they relate to the living situations of their lolcow husbands, but that was about it, unless they are lolcow themselves he wont go beyond that. I don't even think he ever brought Sargon's wife up, and at the most he might have called Jarbo a cuck (though i don't remember him doing that) but never actually made fun of or insulted his girlfriend.

Its this thing called "class" that Ralph totally lacks.

 

[JustStopDude]

The reason that it looks like Metokur pulls his punches is because Ralph keeps coming back for more abuse, when most people would smartly move on.

It doesn't seem to affect Ralph's drug and alcohol rattled brain due to his lack of shame and common sense.

It's like a boxer fighting a tomato can that can really take a punch. It makes the other fighter look less effective.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

You don't know what you're talking about. Metokur has never attacked unrelated family members, he always goes focuses on whoever he is going after, this is how he's always been, that's why his attacks are so effective, and there is no reason to increase the complexity of the insults if the current ones are already enough to get the target all riled up and hollering about you unprompted, that's banter 101.

I don't know if I agree there buddy, certainly he doesn't go off on a tangent about how he's going to fuck your wife, before telling you your kids are retarded.

To say he never brings up anything about someone's homelife, or their family is a push. Not that I am going to go through his back catalogue to make my point because I don't care,

To the extent that he has done it, it is not the same as what Ralph does and does so repeatedly.

Edit: actually, in the Metokur V Ralph stream he said "Not muh daddy, not muh Ronnie"

Now sure, he's not attacking Ronnie, but he's using Ralph's dead dad as a vector of attack. It was in reaction, sure, but let's be honest it's not that Jim *never* does this.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I think this was demonstrated with how he didn't go after Ralph until Portugal because pretty much everything else involved his baby mommas. Seems like he has a soft spot for kids too.

Jim wanted to make fun of ralph for a very long time. He said he didn't because people like plategang were too tryhard about it and ruined it for him.

Yea I've seen a lot of shit with him too that makes me laugh and you know I'll be like ah fuck I wanna ya know maybe I should say something or make a joke about it but like some people are way too fuckin ... there are a couple that are way too try hard about it that just annoy me and then I'm like well now I can't enjoy it

 

[MediocreMilt]

I bet you losers aren't even 1/3 of the way through a suspended sentence for a sex crime:
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What suspended sentence, @theralph? Didn't you just imply again on Chrissie's show that you weren't convicted because you had a better lawyer than one of the superchatters having a dig at you?

Have we finally figured out that it's still a conviction even if you plead No Contest?

EDIT: Holy shit, Ralph really does just default to believing whatever randos tell him about people he doesn't like. No archives because I caught this immediately before he deleted it:


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[HackerX]

What suspended sentence, @theralph? Didn't you just imply again on Chrissie's show that you weren't convicted because you had a better lawyer than one of the superchatters having a dig at you?

Have we finally figured out that it's still a conviction even if you plead No Contest?

EDIT: Holy shit, Ralph really does just default to believing whatever randos tell him about people he doesn't like. No archives because I caught this immediately before he deleted it:
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It's no different from picking on a retarded kid that believes and will do absolutely everything you tell him.

 

[LadiosSopp]

It's no different from picking on a retarded kid that believes and will do absolutely everything you tell him.

Quite the Chris getting constantly catfished vibes for sure.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It's no different from picking on a retarded kid that believes and will do absolutely everything you tell him.

He's so desperate to try a pull anyone down to his level but it's impossible because we all know Ralph is the lowest of the low. He's the biggest laughing stock on the internet and he desperately wants some company down there.

Ralph hates stewing all alone in his humiliation sewer filled with his own waste while everyone pisses on him from above.

 

[HackerX]

He's so desperate to try a pull anyone down to his level but it's impossible because we all know Ralph is the lowest of the low. He's the biggest laughing stock on the internet and he desperately wants some company down there.

Ralph hates stewing all alone in his humiliation sewer filled with his own waste while everyone pisses on him from above.

That's another thing that a normal brain understands. Ralph's modus operandi "I will go lower" is technically true, but it's all superficial and projection. The only thing him going lower is accomplishing is looking more and more pathetic.

The most he's done is rage on stream or seethe on twitter. Not looking at his retarded tweets effectively negates anything he does. I'd love to hear his rationale on why anyone should believe he's credible.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Jim wanted to make fun of ralph for a very long time. He said he didn't because people like plategang were too tryhard about it and ruined it for him.

Yeah I caught that one too, but it's hard to tell if he was talking about plate specifically though, didn't they kinda fizzle out pretty quick post stream.me?