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Which is Better

  • Chicken Little

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SteelPlatedHeart said:
Official trailer is out. Confirms a lot from the 4chan leak.
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thegooddoctor said:
This loooks truly awful, but honestly it could be so bad it’s good levels of awful, the awful mix of animation styles, the confused derivative premise like a weaker Roger Rabbit, weird, old and fat Incel Peter Pan, moronic jokes. It could all be a glorious train wreck, I’m excited tbh and I’ll watch it as soon as it drops, it definitely looks more entertaining than Lion King 2019 that’s for sure.
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A bit late (apologies) but this looks and sounds like a feature-length Robot Chicken sketch. While I generally enjoy RC for their completely inappropriate humor, this is just bizarre for an official Disney release. I’m agreeing with @thegooddoctor on being “excited” for it being so bad that it’s good.* If anything, the whole “Disney disrespects their IPs” from the Star Wars fans is completely vindicated now.

*then again that’s what I thought about Space Jam 2 and that was just a bad slog.
 
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These reference overdoses are making me want to over dose.

Though I must admit there is a certain irony in a movie like this trying to call out pointless reboots, spin-offs and hollyweird being out of ideas when it's literally a movie that's an out of ideas pointless reboot. It's like the reboot it song from nu animaniacs up to 11.




Also gadget hackwrech and zipper married with kids.... I think the porn people have drawn of her over the years was less horrific the image they put into my brain.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
Also gadget hackwrech and zipper married with kids.... I think the porn people have drawn of her over the years was less horrific the image they put into my brain.
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Isn't he like, a literal bug?! How TF would that work?! Also, thank you for sacrificing yourself watching this garbage so that we don't have to.
 
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Vyse Inglebard said:
Isn't he like, a literal bug?! How TF would that work?! Also, thank you for sacrificing yourself watching this garbage so that we don't have to.
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I'll just give them the benefit of the doubt and assume rooms don't have actual physical sex they just have animators draw their kids to life for them... Also I'm watching it now on kiss cartoon aka the high seas. I'm already at the factory where Shrek bodywash gets melted down into something more usable....Like @Quijibo69 said it's like if the head writer was ghostwritten by opl Chris just before he up and got himself arrested.

You know if this movie had some real balls and wanted to actually attack bootlegging/copyright bs it would have the ones behind be... China but of course Disney can't insult their sacred golden Buddha even if it's the country that bootlegs them to no end and doesn't give a fuck that it makes money off it while simultaneously reaping in that China box office.


Also of course chip and dale team up with a black woman who loved them as a little jungle bunny. Because hey gotta hit ghat diversity quota and represent the poor oppressed darkies.


Sorry if I've been negative it's this movie it's leaving me hollow and numb... Like I've been out in the cold for hours with no coat or nothing.
 
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Watched the last 15 minutes of it. The CGI looks unfinished, there’s background characters that look like they were traditionally animated but they’re on screen for seconds at a time, there’s acting/VA work that sounds like it was done on the first take, there’s badly integrated live action/animated hybrid stuff (think of the first live action Scooby Doo movie with Scooby dressed up as an old woman). The antagonist isn’t Pluto like the leak stated, it’s fat Peter Pan instead. Also ugly Sonic comes back in the climax.
 
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There’s apparently a different cut of the film. This is from someone live-tweeting the film.
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SteelPlatedHeart said:
There’s apparently a different cut of the film. This is from someone live-tweeting the film.
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Probably done on purpose to keep people talking about it and demanding for the "lost" cut to appease the lost media crowd.

I'm getting the heebie-jeebies just thinking about it.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
Also I'm watching it now on kiss cartoon aka the high seas. I'm already at the factory where Shrek bodywash gets melted down into something more usable
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They got the license for Shrek, yet didn't have him interact with Disney characters. What a missed opportunity. I stated before earlier in this thread, that they should have had Shrek and Mickey together seeing as Shrek was the ultimate F you to the Disney company.
 
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Lawsuit from Paramount ahead.
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Why is Full House in this film? Also, where is the Shrek copyright if his shampoo is used? Don't they need one?

Fully looking at this, this feels like the cheapest list of animation they could get. Absolutely nothing from Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network, nor from Illumination, hell not even Blue Sky, a studio they own. Even the big studios, they choose Full House over literally any Warner IP like Scooby Doo, DC Comics or Looney Tunes. Kung Fu Panda is a good pick, but then there is Monster's Vs Aliens? Also Big Mouth...eww...
 
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Basic Blonde Boy said:
Why is Full House in this film? Also, where is the Shrek copyright if his shampoo is used? Don't they need one?

Fully looking at this, this feels like the cheapest list of animation they could get. Absolutely nothing from Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network, nor from Illumination, hell not even Blue Sky, a studio they own. Even the big studios, they choose Full House over literally any Warner IP like Scooby Doo, DC Comics or Looney Tunes. Kung Fu Panda is a good pick, but then there is Monster's Vs Aliens? Also Big Mouth...eww...
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Well funnily enough, a shitload of Nickeldeon and Cartoon Network cameos show up later in giant bags, but only miscellaneous parts and items related to those characters. I assume they did that due to some loophole where Nick and CN can't claim copyright on individual cartoon characters' objects/body parts (see: Jack's sword from Samurai Jack and Ickis' mouth from AAAHH!!! Real Monsters)
 
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Real fucking tasteful Disney. The villain is a bitter aging Peter Pan. Meanwhile IRL Disney Peter Pan actor Bobby Driscoll gets abandoned by Hollywood and turns to drugs once he's aged past his kid years, and fucking dies in an abandoned building at 31.

Slow fucking clap. You goddamn monsters.
 
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