DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Gout of Redemption]

I have no idea what this new walking around tic is but I clipped him doing it earlier and I cannot stop laughing at the offscreen goatlaughs

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

There exists no universe where DSP “wins” in the end, or at any point.

DSP never "wins". He just loses a little slower every time.

There's no escaping a sinking ship, and he knows it. Every channel takedown, ever flag, is just plugging up a ship that's halfway to sinking already.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Imagine treating your viewers with such disdain that you come up with bullshit excuses and lies to continue being a lazy fuck.

 

[actually]

Imagine treating your viewers with such disdain that you come up with bullshit excuses and lies to continue being a lazy fuck.
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He doesn't have to care anymore, so he's not pretending to. With gifted memberships, he can count on whales to give him whatever number he asks for, so he can, more or less, order the whales to pay him for an event he chooses to do.

 

[Free Jasper]

This?

Strangely, despite the massive levels of foul behaviour on display in that clip, the thing that upset me the most was the obvious lie “I had a great episode written in my head.”

You can’t have things written in your head. What you had there mate, was called an ‘idea’. I’m aware it’s a strange concept to you.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

This?

Fucking hell... Did he really think that was a fucking masterpiece of comedy?

"You guys loved the Gaseous Snake joke in Project 7, cum ahn! It was one big running fart joke!"

No, Phil, no one liked it. I forced myself to watch it just to make this post and the only reason I wouldn't want this Project 7 episode destroyed and kept from human eyes is because it may find some use as a Guantanamo Bay torture method. That episode was about as funny as the movie Roots, and the bad line reads, shitty gun scenes, constant fart jokes, and bland characters made it feel just as long.

I don't care if Phil was attempting to joke. That entire episode was shit.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

I have no idea what this new walking around tic is but I clipped him doing it earlier and I cannot stop laughing at the offscreen goatlaughs

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Is he back to doing the "I gotta get up and stretch my legs and not get a blood clot" shit or whatever like he used to?

 

[Chernabog3000]

Fuck imagine if this dude had to work like a construction job. Lmao. The audacity to even insinuate you are blue collar in any capacity as you bitch about all the hoops you gotta jump through to, checks notes, put on a hat, vest, and glasses. Literraly having to comment and vocally describe your struggles with getting dressed. Obviously this is a lie cause Phil just hates playing video games and is addicted to stalling. But when you break down how much he insists he's a Blue Collar guy while keeping in mind the hypothetical scenario where he struggles to get put on three accessories, it's quite hilarious. There's people who have to remove layers and layers of coveralls saftey gear and clothing just to take a shit on a job site. Phil having a tough time with 2 head accessories and a fucking vest. I'd pay to crowdfund a dirty jobs type show where Phil has to commit to Blue Collar work for a single day. He'd fucking hate it. Fuck throw this dude in a McDonald's and watch him squirm trying to figure out how to put on latex gloves efficiently. It's wild how fragile of a human he is. If you believe him when he says these things that is. Like does he think it's a good excuse? Struggling with fucking tip goal accessories after putting them on every day there day for the last couple years? How can one man be so clueless. Imagine conveying that to people at your actual. "Hey guys you know that shit we do everyday for our job, our equipment and attire?, I still haven't figured it out after half a decade. Yet here I am, cashing the check. It's quintessential Phil. Never become good at something the least comfortable with the routine. Thus dude is perplexing.

 

[Robust User]

If he ever worked construction, I'm sure he'd have an "accident" on the first day.

 

[RetardOfYore]

This?

"They never wanted money"
That's such a stupid lie, yeah phil I'm sure they came up to you and said "don't ever pay us for our work, we HATE money, make sure you keep it all for yourself because you're great" and then they carried him on their shoulders through the street as the crowds cheered and the mayor gave him the key to the city.

Not that it matters anyway because project 7 was gay as fuck, the entire premise is that dsp is so good at games and a wizard or some shit takes that away. Even in his dumb sketches phil cant help stroking his ego.

 

[Lord_Point]

This?

"I had a whole episode based around RPGs and zelda that I had written... in my head"

Not sure that counts as writing phil...

 

[Iron Hamster]

"I had a whole episode based around RPGs and zelda that I had written... in my head"

Not sure that counts as writing phil...

Proof that this is impossible is that there is no room with all the people living rent free.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[Balr0g]

"They never wanted money"
That's such a stupid lie, yeah phil I'm sure they came up to you and said "don't ever pay us for our work, we HATE money, make sure you keep it all for yourself because you're great" and then they carried him on their shoulders through the street as the crowds cheered and the mayor gave him the key to the city.

Not that it matters anyway because project 7 was gay as fuck, the entire premise is that dsp is so good at games and a wizard or some shit takes that away. Even in his dumb sketches phil cant help stroking his ego.

Phil said that Respect the pact just wanted exposure. And according to Rambo he also declined to throw them some money even when they showed signs of dropping the project. Phil can clearly not read a room. Let's just remember his first Machinima call where they threw ideas at him and Phil was imply too stupid to realize what they wanted. I mean sure Respect the pact might have dropped the project regardless if he had thrown them money or not but it should have been worth a try. And as GTG said he could have crowdfunded future episodes as at that point he had a decent fanbase

 

[Q_Anon1001]

This wigga out here peddling a new membership goal, even if he meets the goal he's just going to beg for tips.


I wouldn't be surprised if YouTube follows twitch's new model of taking away a bigger percentage of a streamers earnings. If you want to cut out the middle man from one source of revenue expect them to come for the source of revenue that is going through them.

 

[Robust User]

Does the world really need Project 7? I know the world doesn't need DSP.

 

[JamFlowMan]

He doesn't have to care anymore, so he's not pretending to. With gifted memberships, he can count on whales to give him whatever number he asks for, so he can, more or less, order the whales to pay him for an event he chooses to do.

Plus why commit to playing an entire game over multiple streams with viewers choice when you can pick a random video to react to, a meal from a restaurant you would have ordered from anyway, and knock out the obligation in one day zero effort.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I am waiting for Phil to get lazy enough to do the political babble streams he promised.

 

[Agent Proper]

Phil is Deathface he was trying to build hype for Project 7 it was just lame.

Phil's response to the John and Howard video will be interesting. There were rumors that Phil made a video in response (that was never posted), also John was receiving drunken late night texts from Phil. Phil has been slowly leaking how toxic he will be to his former "friends", and with this gifted sub ego boost, he might just let loose.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Not sure if this was mentioned before, but this set Phil off. It's been mentioned MANY MANY MANY times - even by Brittany Gates - that PayPal "see's everything": your billing address, e-mail, your full name, and even she went into saying that she accepts PayPal for her online businesses to "ship items to her customers." So, again; Phil went into pignoisis mode and screamed at the denthead's that "It's false." and the typical monologue of "That's bullshit.", etc...

I don't even have to mention his doxxing history, because we all know he has done that before, and has used e-mail addresses to beg behind the scenes.

Why in the fuck does Phil needs someone address? Not like he's going to physically confront someone, because he's too bitch-made to do that, but more than happy to play tough guy behind a screen? My best guess is used as a scare tactic for his paypigs that "I have your address and I can come at anytime." Phil is too scared to leave the house except for ONE day and he's scared of his landscapers, because Jorge MIGHT be a detractor??? Get a grip, Phil!