Containment What If?

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris played Sonic in the upcoming live action movie?

He'd attempt to do his own stunts then die.

Doooohohohoho

 

[Somar]

What if Chris played Sonic in the upcoming live action movie?

What if Chris broke into a news station and promoted his anti blarms campaign on live tv?

 

[Masterfoxz2]

What if Chris tried being vegan for a week?

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

What if Chris tried being vegan for a week?

It would probably be achieved through going after a sweetheart who was vegan, and it would last all of 3 minutes.

 

[Masterfoxz2]

It would probably be achieved through going after a sweetheart who was vegan, and it would last all of 3 minutes.

He'd probably eat some Micky D's behind her back if that were the case.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Barb was transgendered this whole time?

 

[Asandy31]

Its all speculation, even if Chris got into a program, he'd be asked to leave after two

What if Chris decided to move out of the horde and live on his own?

Despite liberal progressiveness, he'll probably find a way to get banned from every rental space in the United States finally dying at 60 when he exhausts all 50 states

He'd probably eat some Micky D's behind her back if that were the case.

I'm sure that would never happen, Chris' idea of veganism is probably eating a Quarter Pounder with a pineapple or pickle jammed in his anus

 

[Elaine Benes]

What if this thread got locked again?

 

[Somar]

What if this thread got locked again?

It would just get unlocked again two months later and the cycle would repeat itself over and over again.
What if Chris won Powerball's 800 million jackpot?

 

[Abethedemon]

what if Chris was into BDSM?

 

[Elaine Benes]

What if Chris won Powerball's 800 million jackpot?

He would spend it on McDonalds and Lego.

What if Chris and Nick Bate were friends?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Bob boofed Chris?

 

[Asandy31]

What if Bob boofed Chris?

Hey, that's a Phil fantasy

 

[glutenfreebooty]

what if Chris was into BDSM?

Phil would have a slightly less disgusting twin.

 

[EnixSquared]

What if Cole Smithey had the autism instead?

 

[Asandy31]

What if Cole Smithey had the autism instead?

Then Chris would be intelligent enough to finally live his dream, cleansing the world of blacks, men, and women who would rather die than get fisted by a crazed mulletted angry poser lesbian..and he would find a way to preserve Babs so she can sleep with both him and his 7 lesbian wives every night

 

[Apocalypso]

As Chris was going to St. Ives,
He met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits:
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
What if Chris was going to St. Ives?

 

[Asandy31]

As Chris was going to St. Ives,
He met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits:
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
What if Chris was going to St. Ives?

He went there already, but that brand of lotion did not provide enough protection against chafing for his Duck

 

[Somar]

What if Chris kidnapped a bunch of boyfriend free girls and forced all of them to marry him?

 

[beechiness]

What if Chris made a trip to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a bra?